I was on pot and listening to Art Bell last night on SiriusXM...

...and when I went to bed, I had a nightmare about aliens.  In my horrifying dream, these extraterrestrials put me on my air hockey table in the garage (the Smoke Zone) and began cutting my nipples...not totally off...the aliens just wanted to make them smaller.  I didn't even think I had big nipples.  These telepathic assholes have now made me insecure about my nipple size.....fucking space-bastards.