The photo below is on the front page of Reddit today. Well, I have an announcement to make. The guy wearing the plaid shirt and holding the cookie is NOT the Dave Man. He is a fucking fraud.
Even this pig-slut's very pose looks like my God-Damned logo, for Pete's sake!! Son of a bitching ripoff artist!! This thieving mother-fucker has no idea that it took me at least four-and-a-half minutes to design that thing.
Wait a second. That's a lie. I didn't design that at all. I'm just really high right now and clearly emotional over having some auburn-haired doppelganger fucking my shit up. So consider yourself warned, you red-headed cock-nose. I'm gonna sue you back to the Stone Age and then fart all over said stones!!!
