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Davey Mac Sports Program on Ustream- LIVE tonight- at 7 PM (EST)!

I may be as sick as dog who has ticks on him and those ticks have a bad case of tick-flu, but that shan't stop the Davey Mac Sports Program from going on tonight, LIVE, at 7 PM (EST)!! Just go to the Ustream section of this site to watch the show! And if you miss it, the program will be posted as always on iTunes and Stitcher.com after the broadcast!! I'm gonna make it into NYC for tonight's episode even though my mucus has a neon-green-and-purple-plaid color to it (which is quite alarming; though I do think it would make a nice pattern for some sort of Space Scotsman costume)! I have been sneezing so much that my eyes have gone past watering up, and straight into Slurpee-ing down. I'm SICK, I'll tells ya!! But we'll have a good one tonight anyway!! See you at 7 PM (EST)!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 18)

I just bought a really old, used car because my last one broke down. How long will this piece of shit last me?

a.) 6 months (10%)

b.) a year (8%)

c.) It'll last two weeks and then explode suddenly and without warning on the most freezingest day of the God-Damned year and you forgot to re-apply for Triple A, so you're just stuck on some shitty road in the middle of nowhere all because you were reading a copy of Weird New Jersey magazine and you thought it would be fun to look for the albino village. Well, gues fucking what?!?! These albinos are now gonna eat you ALIVE, you trespassing piece of garbage!!! (82%)

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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 17)

My favorite football team, the New York Football Giants, is playing in the NFC Championship for a chance to go to the Super Bowl. How excited am I?

a.) Really excited. (23%)

b.) Really, REALLY excited! (31%)

c.) So excited that I have grabbed my New York Giants Pillow Pet and fucked all the stuffing out of it and replaced said stuffing with joyful and triumphant jizzies!!! (46%)

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Davey Mac Sports Program XL on Sirius XM- new starting time- now at 7 PM (EST)!

Greetings, Dave Pound! Just a quick scheduling note- the "best show in the world," the Davey Mac Sports Program XL will begin at 7 PM (EST) now, starting this Saturday! One hour earlier = one hour of more time to get your post-Davey Mac drink on!! Yeeehhaaww! Tune in to hear the show, LIVE, every Saturday on Sirius XM Satellite Radio for the show that critics are calling "the show that is so great it makes us fart Beethoven's Fifth!!" Listen to it on the Opie & Anthony Channel- Sirius 206, XM 105- every Saturday, now at 7 PM (EST)!! Let's touch the monkey in the "special area"!!!

And thanks to Joe Lyga for this great song: http://SoundCloud.com/joe-lyga/Davey-Mac-Sports-Program-XL

The Davey Mac Sports Program XL is this Saturday on Sirius XM at 8 PM (EST)! Yeeoow!

Well, that Gosh-Golly, Jizz-N-Fruity headline basically told you the story!! Indeed, the "best show on satellite radio," the Davey Mac Sports Program XL is LIVE, this Saturday, on Sirius XM Satellite Radio!! Tune in to the Opie & Anthony Channel- Sirius 206, XM 105- at 8 PM (EST)!! Topics include:

* Ben Roethlisberger- now that he's out of the playoffs, watch the fuck out, ladies of Pittsburgh, unless you want a-rapin'!!

* Who would you rather attempt to tickle- Ray Lewis or Charles Manson?

* Lebron James: the Balding-Too-Rapidly expose!

* Is it wrong to fart at a sporting event?

* Animals- if trained, could they be on the PBA?

See you Saturday, homies!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 13)

It's Friday the 13th!! Should you be frightened?

a.) Yes, you should be frightened. (18%)

b.) No, it's just a superstition. (14%)

c.) Of course, you should be frightened. Why? Because as you are reading this, I am sneaking up behind you! I'm gonna get you!!! Ahhhhhh!! ...Made you look!! Haha! I wasn't really sneaking up behind you. However, I will admit, while I distracted you with my little "sneaking-up-behind-you" trick, I actually have been breaking into your car, which I intend to steal because mine broke down. So I guess you should be frightened after all, due to the fact that your mode of transportation has just been taken from you!! Muhahahaha!! FACE!!! (68%)

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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 12)

I didn't shower today because I only got a couple of hours of sleep. The thing is, I forgot that I didn't shower yesterday (Wednesday) due to me wanting to sleep in. And on Wednesday I forgot that I went to bed on Tuesday night without showering after working out with my dumb-bells and treadmill. Does this make me?

a.) A scumbag? (8%)

b.) A dirtbag? (11%)

c.) Not that gross...unless you jerked off a few times in the past 48 hours and let the cummies dry on you and you have done some shites (as the Brits would say) and they were wet ones and you still haven't showered. You didn't do that, did you, David? Oh, for fuck's sake, you DID?!?!?! Oh, shit-fuck, you're a God-Damned mangy animal!!! You make Pigpen look like a God-Damned neat freak, you fucking unclean bastard!!! (81%)

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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 11)

Sometimes I feel like God might not like me. But then, sometimes I think, no, God does like me. What do YOU think?

a.) God likes you, David. (62%)

b.) God hates you, Davey Mac. (12%)

c.) God is uncomfortable around you; especially when he is watching you jerk off for the fifty-thousandth time since October. God finds you to be a very naughty little boy, Dave. Furthermore, God disapproves when you blow snot on your hand and then wipe your hand on the keyboard at work...a keyboard which many people use. Lastly, God does not take kindly to your constant yelling of naughty racial words while driving on Route 35 in New Jersey. Now say 50 Hail Mary's and 50 Our Father's and clean up your act and you may have a chance to be, not necessarily friends with God, but at least friendly acquaintances. (26%)

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The Davey Mac Sports Program- LIVE tonight on Ustream at 7 PM (EST)!

Indeed, a spectacular episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program will be LIVE tonight at 7 PM (EST)! Just go to the Ustream section of this site to watch, listen, suck, and fuck to the "best show in the world." And if you somehow miss it, you crazy little bastard, the show will as always be put up on iTunes and Stitcher.com a couple of hours later! We have a shitload to talk about- the NFL Playoffs, more Tebow Time, Floyd Mayweather, puppets that have been duct-taped and shall be tortured if they don't give up some names, animals who act like the biggest assholes, dwarfs who have undergone height-change operations, more things you can do with dicks, and falling in love with pudding- is it wrong? See ya tonight!! I'll leave you with this morph that one of my "fans" did with me and some guy from Germany! Later!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 10)

What's the ultimate, playoff football meal?

a.) A sub (hoagie) (6%)

b.) Wings (2%)

c.) Pizza (6%)

d.) Beer (4%)

e.) Lots of beer (4%)

f.) Lots of beer with some Jack Daniels (30%)

g.) A shit-load of beer, a bunch of Jack Daniels, a couple of pretzels, some pot, a few painkillers, a pack of cigarettes, more beer, maybe a White Russian or two, oh who are we kidding just make s bucket of White Russians that we can devour, let's get some more pot, fuck football...let's put on the Pink Floyd Live At Pompeii DVD, hiiiiiighin'!!! (48%)

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Quick News regarding the Davey Mac Sports Program!

Hi, folks! So just a couple of fun things! As you may or may not know, we had to take down or old iTunes feed because the bandwidth couldn't handle all the traffic due to the amazing popularity of the Davey Mac Sports Program! But we are happy to announce that a new, better feed is now up! Yeeeehhaaw! It also means that you will have to re-subscribe and, if you want to, give the great reviews as you did before so that we are again highly-rated on iTunes. Go here for the link!

http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/Davey-Mac-Sports-Program/id493415584

Also, new to EastSideDaveCountry.com is a link to our Libsyn page which has previous episodes. And in a few months or so, for the first time ever, ALL Davey Mac Sports Program's will be available! Here's the link to THAT:

http://DaveyMacSportsProgram.libsyn.com/webpage

Lastly, some people have asked me if the Davey Mac Sports Program on iTunes (and Stitcher.com) is the same show that I do for Sirius XM Satellite Radio! The answer is "No, dogsie!!" The satellite version, the Davey Mac Sports Program XL, is a separate show that we do, LIVE, on Saturdays! Check it out! TWO shows! ONE Davey Mac! Here's a link to the Sirius XM page!

http://www.SiriusXM.com/TheOpie&AnthonyChannel

These are exciting times! I am REALLY excited! Meaning sexually! Meaning that I have been typing this whole thing with an erection and you just stood there and watched! That makes YOU the creep! In fact, once in paragraph one and TWICE in paragraph three, I touched myself! That means you participated in Internet Love with the Dave Man! And I need to tell you something- I am now pregnant with your child! You better fulfill your responsibilities!!!!

Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 9)

What is your favorite hangover remedy?

a.) Doritos (16%)

b.) Slurpee (16%)

c.) Porn (17%)

d.) Farts (17%)

e.) Animals (18%)

f.) Robots (16%)

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Davey Mac Sports Program- BACK UP on iTunes and Sticher.com! Hoorah!

Hi, guys! So our new feed on iTunes and Stitcher.com is up and active! What this means is that gradually we will now be able to release every single episode that we've ever done! It also means that we need YOU to re-subscribe, give the 5-star reviews (if you so choose) and support the show, since it appears to iTunes that we are a new show. But eventually, ALL episodes will now be available for the first time so it is a good thing! Thank you for all your support! Here's the link, homies, PEACE! http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/davey-mac-sports-program/id493415584

-Dave

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 6)

Do you like technology...or has it become more of a hindrance?

a.) It is quite helpful. (15%)

b.) It is getting annoying now. (13%)

c.) Technology routinely fucks me in the ass. And I mean that both figuratively and literally. Figuratively it fucks me because my brilliant show, the Davey Mac Sports Program, is down (TEMPORARILY) because we are in the process of getting new accounts and then re-adding all the episodes (which go back to 20-fucking-10!!) to iTunes and Stitcher.com because the show has gotten many more subscribers than our original feed was capable of holding. And then technology fucks me in the ass literally because when I am in bed at night I swear sometimes I can hear a Robot and his trusty assistant, the Computer, whispering to each other that I will be sodomized when I fall asleep. And then the next morning when I wake up, my ass hurts as if metal and plastic dicks were protruding it, and I check myself and find little microchips in my anal cavity. Now how the fuck do you explain THAT, Robot and Computer?!?! Stay the FUCK out of my house!!! (72%)

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Davey Mac Sports Program XL on Sirius XM on Saturday plus Davey Mac on iTunes update!!

Yessiree, baby! The Davey Mac Sports Program XL continues in 2012 this Saturday, LIVE, on Sirius XM Satellite Radio! Tune in to the Opie & Anthony Channel- Sirius 206, XM 105- at 8 PM (EST) for the suck 'n' fuck sports magic! And call in at 866-WOW-1-WOW! Here's what the critics are saying:

"It's a brilliant show...with plenty of poo for everyone!" - New York Daily Poos

"Davey Mac is a genius...plus, he shares all his poo!" - New York Poops

"What a show! Dave, Pepper, Roy Shaffer, and friends! So much fun...and so much poo!" - Los Angeles Shites

"To be honest, we just listen for the poo! But what poo it is! Two asses up, Davey Mac!" - The Houston Crapicle

Yes, the reviews are in! The show is a smash shit! So join the Davey Mac Sports Program XL this Saturday at 8 PM (EST) on Sirius XM Satellite Radio!

And in other news, if you were wondering where the Internet version of the show has gone- relax! The Davey Mac Sports Program in fact has gotten so wildly popular that our current feed that we use to put the shows on iTunes and Stitcher.com simply couldn't handle all the traffic. But you shall not worry, little hobbits!! We have just bought a new feed which is the best one out there and are in the process of re-submitting all our shows (starting with this week's Jan. 4 program) back to iTunes and Stitcher.com. This week's show should be up soon, followed by the ones immediately before that, until every single Davey Mac Sports Program episode will ALL be available! It will just take a few days; but we will be stronger than ever once everything gets into gear! In the meantime, to catch this past week's episode go to this link (go 16 minutes into the video to watch the show from the beginning)- http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/19571507

And thanks for supporting both shows!!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 5)

I just bought the game Rocksmith. This is a video game that teaches one how to play a real guitar. How long will it take to master my ax under Rocksmith's tutelage?

a.) 6 months (5%)

b.) a year (8%)

c.) David, you have a better shot of traveling to space via lighting your farts on fire and using them as fuel for a special, space-traveling, fart-jet-pack wherein you encounter a group of aliens who give you a handjob so good it will send you back to Earth. (87%)

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Important!! The Davey Mac Sports Program will be changing iTunes feeds soon!

Hello, Friendies! Due to the rousing success which has been the Davey Mac Sports Program, we need to change iTunes feeds.

Why? The good news is that the shows has attained a huge audience, much bigger than we anticipated, with many more thousands of subscribers than our bandwidth can take. Also, the current account that we are using only lets us backlog the previous 29 episodes, and we have had so many people email us that they want access to all the episodes, that we have decided to get a different feed which will allow us to post EVERY SINGLE episode that we've ever done!

Hoorah! This is a good thing, because it means ALL of our Davey Mac Sports Programs will now be available for the first time ever!

What does this mean? Well, when the change happens, please re-subscribe and (if you want) leave the 5-star reviews like you had previously done which has made the Davey Mac Sports Program one of the top shows on iTunes and Stitcher.com.

This change will occur sometime within the next week, meaning that last night's show may or may not be available on the old feed. Either way, it will be available on the new iTunes account when it goes up. In the meantime, you can watch the show in the Ustream section of this site (http://www.EastSideDaveCountry.com/HappyTimes Skip through the first 17 minutes if you want to go directly into the program).

Thank you, everyone, for supporting the show!! And keep an eye out for the changes!! Tell your friends to re-subscribe and (if they want) leave 5-star reviews!! Thanks again!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 4)

What is the next big holiday you are looking forward to now?

a.) Valentine's Day (2%)

b.) St. Patty's (21%)

c.) Easter (8%)

d.) Poop's Eve (24%)

e.) The Cummy Jizztival 2012 (25%)

f.) Nell Carter Day (20%)

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The Davey Mac Sports Program is LIVE tonight on Ustream!

You read that right, Icabod!! Watch the wonder and pee that is the Davey Mac Sports Program, LIVE tonight at 7 PM (EST)! Just go to the Ustream section of this here Gosh-Dang website, farg-rabbit!! And if you should a-happen to miss the cotton-pickin' show, be sure to a-download it from either iTunes or Stitcher.com!! For easy links to those sites, visit the Davey Mac Sports Page from this here Carl-Weathers site, pig-puggit!!! Bang bang!! And why we've evolved into a drunken Wild West cowboy we have no idea, but all's we can say is that we haven't slept well in a fortnight, ah-Denholm Elliott, shiz-shnabbit!!! Bang, bang!!!