Davey Mac show updates!! We are on LIVE tonight on Ustream at 7 EST!

  OK, first of all, thanks to EVERYONE who listened to and/or called in and-and/or-or emailed the Davey Mac Sports Program XL!!  We rocked the shit out of Satellite Radio and Sports and Thanksgiving and Poopies on Sirius 206, XM 105 this past weekend!!  We will be taking this Saturday off as I have to go down to North Carolina to visit with the in-laws!!  There, I will drink excessively and drive go-carts (not at the same time hopefully).  But we WILL be back the following Saturday, December 3rd, LIVE at 8 PM EST as always!!  The show has gotten great reviews and feed back (even from the higher-ups at Sirius XM) and thus we are looking good!!!  So we'll see ya in December!  I just farted!

Secondly, the internet version of the show, the Davey Mac Sports Program (available on iTunes and Stitcher.com for free), continues to crush the shit and we will be doing a special Thanksgiving show TONIGHT!!!  Watch the show LIVE on Ustream at 7 PM EST!!!  Just go to the Ustream section on this site!  Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!  See ya tonight!!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day- 11/21)

  What is the best Thanksgiving side dish?

a.) stuffing (10%)

b.) sweet/mashed potatoes (8%)

c.) cranberry sauce (2%)

d.) beer (21%)

e.) whiskey and beer (19%)

f.) whiskey, whip-its, pot, gravy, beer (40%)

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Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- 11/17)

I'm going to Guns 'N' Roses tonight.  What song should I most be excited to hear? a.) Welcome To The Jungle (18%)

b.) November Rain (14%)

c.) Paradise City (16%)

d.) Axl's cover of "Bunsen," a brilliant ballad I wrote with my high school band, Guys With Ears, which was an ode to scientist/inventor/muppet Dr. Bunsen Honeydew  (52%)

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Davey Mac- LIVE tonight (11/16) on Ustream!

  Hey pals!  Just because the Davey Mac Sports Program is now also on Sirius XM Satellite Radio, doesn't mean the Internet version of the show will go away!!  Quite the contrary!!!  We are on TONIGHT, LIVE on Ustream (which you can access through the Ustream section on this site)!!  And the show will still be available as always on iTunes and Stitcher.com!!  Check Twitter.com@EastSideDave or Facebook (David McDonald) for starting times (we usually begin between 6:30 and 7:00 PM EST).  We'll see ya tonight for craziness and silliness and I just dropped some cream cheese on the floor.  Should I eat it?  Oh fuck it, I'm eating it!!!!  Yeah!!! Mmmmm!!!  Yeah!!  That's how I likes it, Dawg!!!  Mmmmm!!  See ya tonight!

Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- 11/16)

If we invented a new month, which one of the following do you think it should be called? a.) Cumbruary (26%)

d.) Hogust (23%)

c.) Poopril (24%)

d.) Jizztember (27%)

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Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- 11/15)

I'm sick as HELL.  It feels like a cold mixed with a little bit of the flu mixed with some chicken pox, shingles, little chlamydia, and poopies.  Should I... a.) Get some rest

b.) Jerk all the ill jizzies out of me

c.) Make a nice warm bath for myself and piss in it

d.) Get a Slurpee at 7-11 and make the nice Pakistani man at the register uncomfortable by telling him he has beautiful eye lashes in hopes that knocks twenty cents off of said Slurpee

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Two Quick Things Dave Shall Now Discuss!

1.)  Thank you to everyone who came to my party- The Number One Birthday Party Of All Time!!  For videos on the madness, check out the Video Gallery on this site!!  We had a great time and it was one of the best birthdays ever (finishing only second behind the time that on my birthday when I was 12, I saw one of my school teachers fall on her fucking ass in the school parking lot...nice job, Mrs. O'Reilly!!!)! 2.) Thanks to everyone who rocked out via the listening, the phone calls, the emails, etc. to the Davey Mac Sports Program XL on Sirius XM Satellite Radio this past weekend!!!  We had another blast and shall return this Saturday at 8 PM EST (5 in the West) on Sirius 206, XM 105!!  It's being called the "Best New Show" on Satellite Radio so tune in and--- hey!  I think I just saw Mrs. O'Reilly walking outside!  And...HA!!  She just fucking fell down AGAIN!!!  Hey, nice fucking job, Mrs. O'Reilly, you clumsy bitch!!!!!  Adios!!!

Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- 11/14)

Who would most you like to ride a ferris wheel with? a.) George Wendt (18%)

b.) John Goodman (33%)

c.) Nick Frost (32%)

d.) Kevin James (17%)

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The East Side Dave Number One Birthday Party Is Tonight! Yeeehaaaw!!

  Yes, baby!!!  We are gonna rock the shit out of birthdays, parties, and ones!!!  They'll never see it coming!!!  We're gonna blast their respective dicks off with so much jubilation, drunkilation, and titillation that it'll be like a giant, intoxicated and randy Charles Nelson Reilly just ate us all up and puked us out!!!  Let's play the game!!!  Below is your invitation!!!  And if you're hungover/still drinking/in the hospital tomorrow (Saturday, Nov. 12), don't forget to tune in to the Davey Mac Sports Program XL on Sirius 206, XM 105 at 8 PM in the East, 5 in the West!!  See ya later, yeeeeehhaaawww!!!!!

The East Side Dave #1 Birthday Party is TONIGHT!!  You're invited!!

Time	Friday at 8:00pm – Saturday at 4:00am
Location	Gossip Bar NYC (Ninth Avenue between 49th & 50th Street)
What will happen	Shenanigans! Music! Debauchery! Games! Spinning! Pukies!
	THIS PARTY IS GOING TO BE THE #1 BIRTHDAY PARTY OF ALL TIME!!     Live music to be performed by the great Roy Shaffer!  A fog and laser machine will be included!    Members of the Davey Mac Sports Program will be intoxicated! Two to five midgets expected to not attend!     Superstars such as Jeffrey Danger of The Cuertos and Adam from Big Brother shall rock!    Radio celebrities?  Possibly!       Television personalities?  Maybe!    Movie stars?  No fucking way!      Don’t worry, this party will ROCK!!!    Get your #1 outfit , your #1 attitude, and don’t forget to go #1 before the #1 birthday party of 2011!!!

Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- 11/11)

  Today is my big birthday party.  Don't worry you're invited.  Anyway, do birthdays make you:

a.) Happy (15%)

b.) Sad (5%)

c.) Hungry (7%)

d.) Drunk (13%)

e.) High (10%)

f.) A little accident will happen in the pants around 2:00 AM, meaning poopy (23%)

h.) thank goodness I carry around a spare pair of boxers with me in my coat pocket for situations such as these! (27%)

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Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- Nov. 10)

  What kind of people annoy you most?

a.) People who cough too loud (10%)

b.) People who grunt too noisily at the gym (14%)

c.) People who watch you pee when you're at the urinal (20%)

d.) People who watch you pee when you're in a stall after you've walked from the urinal to the stall in order to avoid the people who were watching you at the urinal (26%)

e.) People who have hidden in the bathroom in your house in order to watch you pee after you've left a stall because people were watching you pee there though you originally went to the stall in the first place because people were watching you pee at the urinal. (30%)

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Davey Mac News Bulletin on a Wednesday, Nov. 9!!!

We here at EastSideDaveCountry.com are proud to report that the Davey Mac Sports Program XL is BACK this Saturday evening on Sirius XM Satellite Radio; and plans to be back every Saturday evening after that!  Hoooorahhh!  Those in charge thought the show was great and thus have demanded our continuance- every Saturday on Sirius 206, XM 105 at 8 PM EST (5 PM in the West)!  So let's rock it!!  We want your calls at 866-WOW-1-WOW!  We want your sports fire stoked, we want you to bring it, we want you to wear mittens on your pee-pee!!!  Let's do's it!!! And remember, we're still doing the internet show that started it all, the regular Davey Mac Sports Program, available on iTunes and Stitcher.com.  We also broadcast the show LIVE every Wednesday night (which is tonight, baby) at around 7 PM EST!!!  Visit the Ustream section on this site to watch the shit!!!

Thank you all for rocking and rolling with East Side Davey Mac; we'll see you later!!!!

Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- Nov. 9)

  What soup looks the most like pukeys?

a.) New England Clam Chowder (12%)

b.) Manhattan Clam Chowder (8%)

c.) Pumpkin Soup (12%)

d.) Dave's Jizz Broth (68%)

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YOUR East Side Dave #1 Birthday Party Invitation! THIS Friday 11/11/11!

The East Side Dave #1 Birthday Party!  And YOU are invited!

Time	Friday at 8:00pm - Saturday at 4:00am
Location	Gossip Bar NYC (Ninth Avenue between 49th & 50th Street)
What will happen	Shenanigans! Music! Debauchery! Games! Spinning! Pukies!
	THIS PARTY IS GOING TO BE THE #1 BIRTHDAY PARTY OF ALL TIME!!     Live music to be performed by the great Roy Shaffer!  A fog and laser machine will be included!    Members of the Davey Mac Sports Program will be intoxicated! Two to five midgets expected to not attend!     Superstars such as Jeffrey Danger of The Cuertos and Adam from Big Brother shall rock!    Radio celebrities?  Possibly!       Television personalities?  Maybe!    Movie stars?  No fucking way!      Don't worry, this party will ROCK!!!    Get your #1 outfit , your #1 attitude, and don't forget to go #1 before the #1 birthday party of 2011!!!

Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- Nov. 8)

What is your favorite part of Thanksgiving? a.) the food (16%)

b.) the day off (4%)

c.) spending time with the family (8%)

d.) watching football with a six pack in a bucket that you have put next to your reclining chair so that you won't have to go to the kitchen every 10 minutes for more beer and be forced to engage in conversation with a distant cousin whose first name you can't remember but are pretty sure that you once killed and buried an animal with him when the two of you and your cousin Milly went into the woods behind the backyard.  Milly has never looked either of you in the eye again.  (72%)

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Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- Nov. 7)

What place from Star Wars would you most want to live? a.) Tatooine (14%)

b.) Hoth (8%)

c.) Dagobah (16%)

d.) Darth Vader's weird metallic porn egg (62%)

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Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- Nov. 4)

  Who do you think is the sweatiest?

a.) Nick Nolte (12%)

b.) Louie Anderson (32%)

c.) The Big Show (20%)

d.) Meredith Vieira (18%)

e.) Davey Mac (18%)

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Big News regarding the Davey Mac Sports Program!

First of all, I want to thank everyone who tuned in LIVE last night on Ustream!!  We had an awesome time!  If you were not there, FEAR NOT!  This week's episode is available on iTunes and Stitcher.com!  Get the link from the Sports Page on this site!  Lastly, we have some very exciting news- for the First Time Ever, the Davey Mac Sports Program will be LIVE on Sirius XM!!!  Yeeehhaaaaw!!  Tune in to this ground-breaking show this Saturday at 8 PM EST (5 in the West) on Sirius 206, Xm 105!! Sports, movies, pop culture, music, and jizzies will all be discussed and gurgled!!  I'll see you there!!!

Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- Nov. 3)

I like decorating my house for Christmas-time.  When can I put up my Christmas shit? a.) Now, Davey Mac (8%)

b.) A week before Thanksgiving, Dave Man (11%)

c.) Thanksgiving Day, ESD (30%)

d.) AFTER Thanksgiving, David, Christ Almighty have some fucking patience you son of a bitch!!!  Don't make me come down there, David!!!  You DO NOT want me to fucking come down there, David!!! (51%)

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Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- Nov. 1)

What should I do for my birthday? a.) Take a nap because I am sick (1%)

b.) Attempt to drink the flu out of me with whiskey (9%)

c.) Go hiiiighin' (3%)

d.) Take a nap, THEN drink, THEN smoke up, THEN order Chinese food, THEN watch The Big Lebowski, THEN play some Martio Kart, THEN watch A Clockwork Orange, THEN play pinball in the Smoke Zone, THEN play my drums for a little bit, THEN get yelled at by the wife for not realizing that it is 4 AM and I have woken up the house with my awesome drumming, THEN heat up some left-over Chinese, THEN farties. (87%)

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