We had a great time this past weekend on Special Delivery! Thanks for the tons of emails, tweets, Facebook posts, etc.! It's very much appreciated! It was just Monica and myself! Yet we hit it harder than a Mike Tyson punch on Robin Givens! And this brings me to the big news- for the first time on Sirius XM Satellite Radio, the Davey Mac Sports Program will temporarily take over Saturday night this weekend! It will be the first every Special Delivery Sports Program on Sirius 206, XM 105 at 8 PM EST (5 in the west)!! I want you to tune in and hang out and if you feel like it, give us a call- 866-WOW-1-WOW! I also want you to wear extra socks and make sure your fingernails are clean if you are coming over for dinner! Thank you!!!
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Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- Oct. 31)
What is the scariest Halloween movie of all-time? a.) The Omen (11%)
b.) The Shining (14%)
c.) Halloween (10%)
d.) The Exorcist (13%)
e.) Dave's self-made porn of him spanking it to a Dukes of Hazzard coloring book (pg. 12- Daisy Duke) (52%)
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Special Delivery Starring Dave tomorrow (Saturday) night on Sirius XM!
Ooooooohhhh!! (This is my ghost voice, 'cause it's Halloween, get it?) Ooooohh! Tune in to Special Delivery Starring DAVE and ONLY Dave on Sirius 206, XM 105, Saturday night at 8 PM EST (5 in the West) for a show so scary, SO FREAKY, Satan just pissed himself like a pussy!! See ya Saturday!
Poll-verizing (Dave's Poll of the Day)
How many fingers am I holding up? a.) One (5%)
b.) Two (10%)
c.) Three (7%)
d.) I'm not holding up any fingers. Rather, I have one hand on the keyboard and the other hand is SQUARELY on YOU-KNOW-WHAT. That makes YOU the fucking pervert!! Not me!!!! (78%)
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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day)
You are in a bathroom stall and someone stands outside for 10 seconds and then knocks. Is this appropriate? a.) Yes, he should knock. (28%)
b.) No, he should not knock. He should look to see if feet are in the stall. (32%)
c.) What are you doing in the stall, by yourself, for so long anyway? Huuuuh???? (40%)
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Dave and his shitty little cellphone videos now available on EastSideDaveCountry!
That's right!! The little quick vids I take with my cellphone and put up on Posterous are now here on EastSideDaveCountry.com! Just go to the News & Sports & Stuff category and look for "Shitty Cellphone Videos" in a sub-category! Thanks to Kelly once again for making my dreams come true!! And a "thank you" to YOU wonderful people for coming to the site every Gosh Darned day!!! I'd pinch your cheeks and give you candy apples and squeeze your butties if I could!! But then I'd probably get arrested for sexual assault among other crimes so it's best that I keep my hands and poisoned apples to myself!!! See ya!!
Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)
Who would you like to be romantic with? a.) Dorothy (8%)
b.) Rose (12%)
c.) Blanche (15%)
d.) Sophia (5%)
e.) All of the above, you sick freak (60%)
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The Davey Mac Sports Program will be LIVE tonight on Ustream at 7 PM EST!
You got that shit right, Said Fred!!! The Number One independent sports show on iTunes and Stitcher.com will be going live on Ustream where you can visually look at drunkards talking sports and movies and shit and eat pretzels and ingest beer faster than a "Cheers" extra!!! Go to the Ustream section on this here site and, if you want to, log into Ustream and join the chat!!! It's gonna be a World Series special and all-around fuck-fest, baby, minus the fuck part I don't even know why I just wrote that!!! I'll see ya this evening!!!!
Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)
What movie is most likely to make you cry? a.) It's A Wonderful Life (28%)
b.) Field Of Dreams (22%)
c.) Gap (21%)
d.) Stinky Tom & The Fart Killing Babies (29%)
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Special Delivery Starring Dave on Sirius XM! More reviews are in!! And it’s a hit!!
Special Delivery Starring DAVE was phenomenal yet again over the weekend!! We did the show LIVE as always on Sirius 206, XM 105 and we crushed the shit out of it!!! I’d like to thank Chris Pepper Stanley for being a Special Guest on the show!! I’d like to thank YOU sons of bitches, the loyal listeners, for putting the show on, calling in, giving feedback, tweeting, facebook, sucking, fucking, eating, spitting, jizzing, old-person-pushing, and more!!! Here are some reviews: * “A+++++++++++” -Ralphie’s teacher
* “Dave was killing me hardly!!!” -Lauren Hill
* “My daughter’s a MAN!” -Cher
So listen again this Saturday at 8 PM EST (5 in the West) on Sirius 206, XM 105 to Special Delivery Starring the Dave Man!! We gonna bang it hard!!!!
-Dave
Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)
What is the most American sporting event? a.) The World Series
b.) The Kentucky Derby
c.) The Super Bowl
d.) The Masters
e.) Doug & Bob's Hockey-Jizzy Championships
f.) Fat Frankie's Illegal Badminton & Semen Tournament
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The Davey Mac Sports Program- News & Reviews!
Damn, the Davey Mac Sports Program is on fire! Literally! I have third degree burns on my dick! Anyway, we had one of our biggest audiences last night on Ustream, thanks to everyone for watching! Remember, in addition to being available on iTunes and Stitcheer.com, you can watch the show LIVE every Wednesday in the Ustream section on this site! Also, check out the latest Video Snippet on the Davey Mac Sports Page! Things are cooking, ladies & gentlemen! We're cooking the sports, the stew, the Meth, and we ain't stoppin' until explosions happen!!! Yeehhhaaaw!!!! We'll see ya later!
Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)
Would you most want to have a lifetime supply of: a.) your favorite food (14%)
b.) your favorite drink (26%)
c.) your favorite candy (8%)
d.) your favorite poo (52%)
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Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)
If you had to, would you rather: a.) have your face stapled to another person for a week (23%)
b.) have your butt sealed up for 10 days (22%)
c.) have a little bird live in your mouth for two weeks (37%)
d.) let Andy Dick poke you for a month (18%)
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Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)
If you had to, would you rather have... a.) a third eye on your fore-head
b.) another nose on your face
c.) an extra set of ears on the side of your head
d.) a small monkey-head that grows on your shoulder
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Special Delivery Starring DAVE killed over the weekend on Sirius XM!
It's true!! I looked it up and indeed the machines don't lie!! Here are actual reviews from Facebook and Twitter (under the post/tweet "Special Delivery Starring DAVE SOLO tonight in 45 mins!!! Sirius 206, XM 105!! It's gonna be better than Footloose 2!!!"): Arty Goldbach- Dave...your radio gold!
Charlie Rodriguez- ...Dave for president!
Ross Brown- The only man good enough to radio alone
Greg Keller- this show is awesome!
Ellyn Stepanek- Great show, Dave! Loved Erock, too!
Opie & Anthony Rundowns- Really great show
rageaholic930- The chemistry with u and erock right now is making my hand touch my penis
Thanks to all of the above and another thanks to everyone (and there were millions of you) who listen, or call in, or both, and who support the show!!! Tweet it!!! Facebook it!!! Google Plus it!!! Get the word out- the Dave Man be killing it on da Radio!! Listen again this Saturday as Dave dominates Satellite Radio alone on Sirius 206, XM 105 at 8 PM EST!! Adios, muchachos!!!
Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)
Who is the true "Fifth Beatle"? Vote NOW in the All About ESD-Contact Info section of this site! (Voting results in parentheses)
a.) Brian Epstein (12%)
b.) George Martin (24%)
c.) Billy Preston (23%)
d.) Davey Mac (41%)
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Special Delivery Starring Dave SOLO tomorrow night (Saturday) on Sirius XM!!
You got it!!! You it RIGHT!!! The Dave Man will be on Sirius 206, XM 105 LIVE tomorrow night (Saturday) at 8 PM EST (5 in the West)!!! What will the Topics be? Who fucking knows!! Will there be Surprises?! Possibly!!! Can I be even more vague?! Absolutely fucking not!!! I WILL say, however, that the show is gonna rock tomorrow!! Spend Saturday night with East Side Davey Mac, baby, let's suck and fuck!!!!
Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)
What would you wear if you had to? Vote NOW in the All About ESD-Contact Info section of this site! (Voting results in parentheses)
a.) an adult diaper for 6 months (19%)
b.) casts on both arms for one month (21%)
c.) an eye patch for two years (8%)
d.) a stuffed parrot glued to you shoulder like you were a pirate (for eight weeks) (52%)
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The reviews are IN!! East Side Davey Mac- Superstar for 2011, '12, and beyond!!
Here are the reviews: Greg "Opie" Hughes of the Opie & Anthony show calls Davey Mac "a true talent."
Ron Bennington of the Ron & Fez show predicts "big things" for Dave.
Anthony Cumia says- "Fucking Dave."
Jim Norton inscribed to East Side Dave in not one but two best-selling books- "Dave, you sir are Radio Gold. I am a fan."
Mike Trainor writes on Twitter about Davey (after a spot Dave did for Tru TV which will air in 3 to 4 months)- "The producers of my show are raving about @EastSideDave 's performance today."
Don Mattingly says- "Davey Baseball can fucking HIT, baby."
Pat Sajak comments- "Dave makes me uncomfortable. I think he was standing next to me at the urinal once. He was looking at my penis."
Connie Chung reports: "I've him eating garbage in the subway. It's distressing."
Frank Zappa says- "I'm dead."
Teri Garr informs- "I saw him sculpt a large horse out of potatoes. Then he started to finger the potatoe-horse-sculpture's ass. I developed health problems soon afterward."
Terry Funk states: "This town ain't big enough for two "Terries", Teri!!
Teri Garr: Oh yeah?!?!
Terry Funk: Yeahhhhhh!!!!!
(Gunshots)
Jon Voight rips off a mask and says: "It was me all along!!!!"
