Special Delivery killed it over the weekend!!

Thanks everybody for listening, calling, and emailing Special Delivery Starring Sam & Dave on Sirius XM over the weekend! We had another great time and excellent show! Thank you to Opie from the Opie & Anthony Show and well-known comedian Bob Kelly for calling in! And thank you to my mom for making me a grilled cheese sandwich on Sunday! Although I always wondered, is it "grilled" cheese or "grill" cheese?  I've never been sure how to say it! Help!!!!!!  See ya this Saturday on Special Delivery, folks- Sirius 206, XM 105 at 8 PM EST (5 in the West)!! And remember the Davey Mac Sports Program this Wednesday LIVE on Ustream!! Adios!!!

Poll-verizing (Dave's Poll of the Day)

Would you rather have a pencil put into your pee-hole or a porcupine put in your butt-hole area? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) pencil in the pee-hole (48%)

b.) porcupine in the butt (52%)

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Sam & Dave LIVE tonight!

Yessirree! Special Delivery Starring Sam & Dave LIVE tonight in ten minutes at 8 PM (EST) on Sirius 206, XM 105!!!  Big topics!! Big surprises!! Little pee-pee holes!! Listen up!! Call in- 866-WOW-1WOW!! Let's fuck it two times!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

What kids' sports movie would be most likely to make you shed a tear? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) The Sandlot (22%)

b.) The Bad News Bears (original) (28%)

c.) Little Giants (8%)

d.) Dave's home video of him getting hit in the face by one of his brothers in backyard football and then crying and running off the field (42%)

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Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

Do you like me? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) Yes (94%)

b.) No (1%)

c.) I thought this was Dave Foley's website (5%)

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The Davey Mac Sports Program can be seen LIVE tonight on Ustream!

That's right, muchachos!! Tonight, and EVERY Wednesday, the Number One Independent sports show on iTunes and Stitcher.com respectively, the Davey Mac Sports Program, can be seen and interacted with LIVE on the internet thingy!  Just go to the Ustream section on this site to see the action or go to Ustream directly and type "The East Side Dave Happy Times Channel" in the searchox!  It'll be a good one, doodies!! And don't forget to download the show from either Stitcher.com or iTunes late tonight/early tomorrow morning when it's posted!! How about this weather? It's hot, it's cold, it's middle of the road!!!  I don't know what to wear anymore so I have a giant Eskimo parka with bikini bottoms so I'm covered either way! See ya tonight!

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

What game show would you least want locked up with your children? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) Bob Eubanks (7%)

b.) Bill Cullen (9%)

c.) Monty Hall (6%)

d.) Richard Dawson (8%)

e.) Gene Rayburn (70%)

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East Side Dave's #1 Birthday Party!!! (Friday, 11/11/11)

East Side Dave's #1 Birthday Party!!!

Time	Friday, November 11 · 8:00pm - 4:00am
Location	http://www.gossipbarnyc.com/
More Info	THIS PARTY IS #1!!!  11/11/11  IS THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF ONES!!! There are #1's in the date, so we are gonna have the #1 BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!! Get your #1 outfit , your #1 attitude, and don't forget to go #1 before the #1 birthday party of 2011!!! Details to be announced.... SAVE THE DATE!!! It will be in NYC so we want everyone to have a heads up to make it...I assure you there will be madness! Please invite all your Number One friends!!!  Let's rock it!!! If you want to RSVP on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=178556835552503

Special Delivery KILLED & PILLED this past weekend on Sirius XM!!

You got that right! Special Delivery Starring Sam & Dave dominated the airwaves via Sirius XM Satellite Radio over the weekend!!!  We exposed and destroyed 1010 WINS and other radio bullshits!!  We threatened certain members of the media!!!  We shot four birds from a window!!!  We coughed without covering our mouths and pooped without covering out behinds!!! There was loud chewing as well!!! Listen to Sam & Dave every Saturday night at 8 PM EST (5 in the west) on Sirius 206, XM 105!!! Thanks, pals!!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

What would you rather have chopped off and given to children as presents? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.)  Your toes (31%)

b.) Your fingers (18%)

c.) You pet's head (51%)

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Special Delivery Starring Sam & Dave LIVE tomorrow (Saturday) night!

Yessirree, Bob & Dougie! Sam & Dave once again will rock the airwaves as Radio's Best Duo since Hank & Jizzum in the Morning! Tune in to the Sirius 206, XM 105 at 8 PM EST (5 in the West) for the world of radio to be changed forever as BOTH Sam AND Dave plan to talk into microphones and take commercial breaks!! Besides those INSANE antics, we will have a rather straight-forward show which will include killing 7 random monkeys live on the air!!!!  Be there!!

Poll-verizing (Dave's Poll of the Day)

When's the last time you pooped yourself? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) When I was a baby (28%)

b.) When I was in Little League (16%)

c.) When I was arrested at Sandy Hook for drunkenly passing out in my own poo on the beach while waves crashed over me and onlookers pointed and took photos (3%)

d.) Maybe we should forget about that last option (53%)

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The Davey Mac Sports Program kicked ass last night- thank you!

Thank you to all who joined us, the Davey Mac Sports Program, last night on Ustream, where we went LIVE and will continue to go LIVE with the visuals and audio and whatnot EVERY Wednesday night!!  We had our biggest audience yet and the feedback was excellent!!  If you missed it, fret not, my friends!!!  We will be LIVE again next Wednesday (usually around 7 PM (EST) or so)!! You can see the Program on the Ustream Channel on this site or go directly to Ustream and type in "The East Side Dave Happy Times Channel" in the search box!!  And the radio show itself we will be available on Stitcher.com and iTunes in a little bit!!! Share it with your friends and parole board!!  Let's fucks it!! Let's sucks it!!! Let's poops it!!! Let's scoops it!!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

Who is the best '80's sports movie villain? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) Johnny from The Karate Kid (28%)

b.) Ivan Drago from Rocky IV (14%)

c.) Mark from Field Of Dreams (22%)

d.) Bull Hurley from Over The Top (34%)

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The Davey Mac Sports Program will be LIVE tonight on Ustream!

What: The NUMBER ONE independent sports show on Stitcher.com and iTunes-   the Davey Mac Sports Program, LIVE!! When: around 6:45 or so PM, EST (5 in the west)!!

Where: right here at EastSideDaveCountry.com- go to the Ustream section!!

Who: Davey Mac, Pepper, Sean-O, Roy Shaffer

Why: Because we love the sports and we fuck the sports!!!

Watch:  Because you will have a great time and we can get to know each other and then talk lovingly on the phone and cuddle and play Barry Manilow music in the background and because we love you!!!

Creepy: Yes! We are!

Criminals: Some of us!

Poopy: All the time, baby!!!

Watch the Davey Mac Sports Program tonight, LIVE, on Ustream and download the show from Stitcher.com and iTunes and tell your friends!

Peace!

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

In order to save a loved one from dying, what type of animal would you eat while they were still alive? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) a mouse (15%)

b.) a cow (25%)

c.) a cat (20%)

d.) a Willard Scott (40%)

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Special Delivery crushed the business of Radio over the weekend!

Thank you to all who tuned in to Special Delivery Starring Sam & Dave on Sirius XM Satellite Radio this past weekend!! We had a great time and the show received a shitload of positive feedback via the Contact Section on this site and SpecialDeliveryShow.com!!!! We'll be back this Saturday and I plan to dominate the show so hard that Sam's left testicle (or as he calls it, "the good one") will explode instantly from how much dominance I will have inflicted! Sirius 206, XM 105 8 PM EST, my homies, bye!!! -Dave

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

What member of Family Ties do you think is the most ticklish? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) Skippy (24%)

b.) Nick (8%)

c.) Alex (22%)

d.) Uncle Ned (46%)

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Special Delivery LIVE tonight!

Special Delivery Starring Sam & Dave LIVE tonight on Sirius 206, XM 105 at 8 PM EST (5 in the west)!!!  We are gonna kill the piss out of Satellite Radio and then Piss our Kill all over the world!!! There is no better radio show in the world than ours so you better tune in, and this is not a threat, or you're dead meat!!!!

Special Delivery Starring Sam & Dave LIVE tomorrow (Saturday) night!!

That's right, baby-cakes!! Sam & Dave will be LIVE tomorrow- Saturday the 10th, on Sirius 206, XM 105!!! Starting time is as usual- 8 PM EST (5 in the west)!!  We want you to tune in, call 866-WOW-1-WOW, or email the show from the Contact section on this site or the Contact section on SpecialDeliveryShow.com!!! Let's fuck it sideways and up and down and back and forth and then side to side and what am I talking about the LSD is kicking in and shit I'm starting to see things are you fuck this is strong shit and where is the White Album ok see ya later!!!