Ladies & Gentlemen- Your Number One Team in the Nation is…your Notre Dame Fighting Irish! Face! (11/19/12)

 

It’s your November Nineteenth Davey Mac Sports Report and your Notre Dame Fighting Irish have incredibly climbed the latter all the way to Number One.  Yes, THE Notre Dame University- that same school of the shittiness and the Fall From Grace and the bad coaches for around twenty years has remarkably made it to the top spot in college football with a pair of Kansas State (formerly #1) and Oregon (formerly #2) losses on Saturday.  I haven’t been so proud to be Irish since Shane MacGowan threw up on and then sodomized Rob Lowe on network television during the Pogues’ performance on Saturday Night Live on St. Patrick’s Day in 1990.  I was 12 years old at the time and I seem to recall Lowe screaming for mercy; and then Shane slapping Lowe in the face and sticking a funnel in Lowe’s ass and pouring Jameson down it.  The shrieks were horrible.  Then, I remember the Church Lady trying to intervene in the drunken assault yet getting kicked in the mouth and set on fire by the Pogues’ flute player.  Finally, Dieter from “Sprockets” attempted to calm everyone down but the rest of the Pogues’ dismembered him and ate him on live television.  ‘Twas a grand day for the Irish!

Meanwhile, Alabama is back up in the rankings at number two.  What this means is that should Notre Dame beat USC this Saturday, and Alabama defeat Georgia, it will be Notre Dame and Alabama playing for the National Championship.  And that will be one FUCK of a great college football game.  The historic Notre Dame going against the legendary Alabama.  It would be as if Apollo Creed and Rocky Balboa were real people and got into an actual, real-life boxing match.  And, let’s face it, if Rocky WAS a real person, he probably would have slapped the shit out of Paulie for all the crap that tubby, fucking booze-hound did.  I mean, Paulie talked smack about Rocky’s fucking wife, lost all of Rocky’s money, and generally did all kinds of fucked-up shit.  And somehow Rocky put him in his corner?!  As a member of his fight team?!?!  Bull shit!  Rocky probably would have beaten Paulie to death and hung him in the fucking meat locker that Rocky used to practice in (a la Carbone from Goodfellas)!!!  THAT’S what would have happened if it was real, you sons of bitches!!

I guess I’ll give NASCAR my yearly shout out and say congrats to Brad Keselowski for winning the Sprint Cup title.  Listen, I can’t claim to be a NASCAR expert.  I know some of the drivers.  I know a few of the tracks.  I know that my my 1995 Saturn has a broken headlight.  I know that I fucked up one of my window mirrors by slamming my car into my neighbor’s garbage can but that garbage can was in the fucking street, Al!!!  That wasn’t my fucking fault!!  In fact, I should be taking YOU to court for blocking a roadway with a fucking garbage can, Al, you fucking asshole!!!

The Patriots’ excellent tight end, Rob Gronkowski, broke his forearm yesterday in New England’s 59 to 24 thrashing of the Colts.  Gronk has this for a comment:  “Gronk sad.  Gronk ouch.  Gronk scared fire.  Gronk no like flashy things.  Gronk hate robots.  Gronk afraid of Star Wars.  Why?  Flashies, fires, AND robots!  All in one movie!  Gronk’s worst nightmare!!!  GRRRRRRRRONK!!!!”

Here are some more scores from yesterday’s NFL games:

* Broncos 30, Chargers 23

* Ravens 13, Steelers 10

* Lifesavers 42, Certs 6

* Duckies 14, Kitties 13

* Maury’s 17, Jerry’s 10

* Farts 28, Poos 27

* Harry’s 20, Potter’s 20

* Knotts 35, Rickles 34

The Davey Mac Player of the Day goes to the Saints’ Drew Brees who threw three TD’s against the Raiders as New Orleans beat Oakland- 38 to 17.  The Saints are BACK, dogsie.  And they have a very real shot of getting into the playoffs.  Whereas I have NO shot of getting into the NYU Adult Education Film Program, because I sent my application with a seven-minute short film of me jerking off onto a pumpkin…oh well…

See ya tomorry, Dave Pound!!

-Dave (11/19/12)

The Knicks remain undefeated! The Daves remain undefarted! (11/16/12)

 

It’s your November Sixteenth Davey Mac Sports Report and, ladies and gentlemen, the New York Knickerbockers are the ONLY undefeated team left in the NBA.  Down by 12 with seven minutes to play, the Knicks put together a comeback against the Spurs (a team they haven’t beaten on the road since 2003) to win the game- 104 to 100.  The Knicks are BACK, baby.  And I am hard.  I don’t know if it’s that a Knicks team is relevant…or if it’s the four pills of Viagra I took this morning…chased with five tablets of Cialis…mixed with two two hits of Ecstasy…combined with with three tabs of acid…thrown together with some Jack Daniels…after huffing some Ether…and drinking a little gasoline…followed by eating a live hamster…and inventing a sex-robot…and jerking off into the moon…man, I’m fucked up…

Meanwhile, the Brooklyn Nets beat the Celtics last night, 102 to 97, to win their fourth game in a row and improve to 5 and 2 for the year.  I’m gonna tell you something, people, basketball is BACK in New York City.  And I’m gonna tell you something else, too- whatever you do, do NOT use your dick as a “bear trap.”  It simply doesn’t catch the bear.  The only thing that happens is that your dick gets fucking bitten off.

Oh, by the way, there was a fucking NFL game on last night.  The Bills beat the Dolphins- 19 to 14.  You know why you may have forgotten?  Because no one in America likes Thursdsy Night Fucking Football, NFL AND Roger Goodell, you fucking shit-heads!!!  Great job!!  You have now made an NFL game as irrelevant as Jim Belushi’s second anus!!!  Yeah!!  It’s true!!  Jim Belushi has two assholes!!  He’s a biological miracle!!  But the second one is totally fucking useless!!  No shit…or even FARTS…comes out of it!!!  Talk about a raw deal!!!

The Davey Mac Player of the Day goes to no one.  I really have to shit.

See you guys Saturday on Sirius XM Satellite Radio for the Davey Mac Sports Program!  LIVE on The Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206, XM 105) at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!  Peace!

-Dave (11/16/12)

Magic Johnson to Jim Buss- “You sir…are an asshole.” (11/15/12)

 

It’s your November Fifteenth Davey Mac Sports Report and possibly the GREATEST Laker ever, Sir Magic Johnson has called out his former organization (I’m not sure if he ever was actually knighted but it sounded good.  I mean, I don’t know who would even knight him anyway.  Is there such a thing as the Knights of the Aids Table?).  Magic says that Lakers Vice President and Daddy’s Boy, Jim Buss, is basically a piece of shit after hiring zero-time champion Mike D’Antoni over eleven-time champion Phil Jackson as the Lakers’ new head coach.  “I DON’T believe in Jim Buss,” Magic stated publicly.  “If I could, I’d give him HIV,” Magic stated privately.  “I’d take a needle filled with my own blood and stab Jim Buss in the dick to give him a case of Cock-AIDS…which is the WORST kind…trust me,” Magic stated insanely.  In this journalist’s opinion, I agree with Magic- Cock-AIDS IS the worst kind.

The Mets’ ace R.A. Dickey has become the first knuckle-baller in Cy Young history to win the award (the era spans 56 years).  It’s a great achievement by Dickey, who has won the award at the age of 38 after overcoming injuries and TWO separate childhood molestations.  That’s right.  He was molested by two DIFFERENT people when he was a kid.  Can you imagine that fucking shit?!  Fuck homies, I was attacked by a swarm of bees on two separate occasions and I STILL bring it up to my therapist every Thursday!!  “Doc,” I says, “every time I think of the bees I just get filled with anxiety.  And I can’t get rid of it until I jerk off onto a piece of bread and eat it.  Shit, Doc, I think I’m getting some anxiety right NOW!!”  At this point, my therapist usually replies, “For the last time, David, I am your DENTIST.  And if you masturbate on me ONE more time, I’m gonna call the cops.”

Jets head coach Rex Ryan called his players who anonymously ripped Tim Tebow in a newspaper article “cowardly” (some Jets players stated that Tebow was “terrible”).  For once, I agree with Rex Ryan.  If you’re gonna criticize someone, put your name on it.  Otherwise, go home and touch your wife’s feet weirdly and make sure you put a video of you and your wife role-playing in some sick and perverted foot fetish video that was so uncomfortable to watch that even Larry Flynt called it “gross.”  Then, fart on your wife because the lap-band that you have put on is squeezing your intestines so hard that the only relief you get is to emit flatulence onto your sleeping spouse’s face.  Yup, I agree with Rex.

The Davey Mac Player(s) of the Day goes to the other L.A. basketball team, the Clippers, who are now 6 and 2 after beating the Miami Heat last night- 107 to 100.  Prediction: the Clippers will make it to the NBA Finals this year.  Double-prediction: I will get arrested soon for indecent exposure as the crotch area of my jeans is slowly ripping and since I have no money to replace them, I am like a red-headed, homely, male version of crotchless Madonna…and let me tell’s ya…that ain’t pretty, people.

This week’s delicious Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW up on RiotCast.com/DaveyMac and/or iTunes!!  Download it for FREE!!  Peace!!

-Dave (11/15/12)

The Jets- “Well…our starting quartertback is terrible…yes…but our backup is REALLY terrible…so…” (11/14/12)

 

It’s the November Fourteenth Davey Mac Sports Report and let’s face it, the Jets quarterbacks really suck…and now we have the evidence to back it up.  In a report by the New York Daily News, players (on condition of anonymity) spoke about their QB situation.  While they were not in love with starter Mark Sanchez, they think backup Tim Tebow is “terrible.”  Said one player- “I would rather have Daniel Day-Lewis’ character from My Left Foot throwing the ball…get it???  Because his fucking arms didn’t work!!!  Hahahaha!!!  But seriously, I’d prefer Deputy Clyde from Unforgiven to be my God-Damn quarterback than Tebow!!  Haha!!  Do you fucking get it?!?!  Because the son of a bitch only had one arm!!!  Hahahaha!!!  Oh, I’m on fire!!  Ha!  I got it going ON tonight, boy!!!  Hahaha!!  Anyway, I’m third-string quarterback/comedian Greg McElroy saying-  ‘Laugh it up, fuzzballs!  Good night!’

…shit…I…oh fuck…I just realized that this was supposed to be anonymous…um…could…shit…could you take my name off those jokes…I mean…well…they were more like comments rather than jokes anyway…I…ugh…shit, I fucked up…again…”

In a MAJOR baseball hot stove development, the Marlins have once again dumped salary and discouraged their fan base by trading more of their stars for very little in return.  Miami has traded Jose Reyes, Mark Buehrle, John Buck, and Emilio Bonifacio to the Blue Jays for a few potato chips, an old Highlights magazine, a couple of Garbage Pail Kids cards, an electric football table, and some cheese.

The Duke Blue Devils upset the Kentucky Wildcats in college basketball yesterday- 75 to 68.  Anytime I think Duke-Kentucky I think about the famous Christian Laettner buzzer-beater in March Madness.  I believe the year was 1992.  And a young teenage Davey Mac was just sprouting.  It was the year I would graduate grade school.  And it was the year I would first use my blue Smurf doll, Clumsy, as a fuck-toy.  I had cut a hole in Clumsy and lined it with Saran Wrap.  Then I squirted some Lubriderm in the wrap and proceeded to fuck it.  Ah yes…’tis was 1992…and ’twas a good year…

The Davey Mac Player(s) of the Day goes to the New York Knickerbockers who are 5 and 0 for the first time since 1993.  Ah, yes…1993…the year I took my Thunrdercats guys, lubed them up, and…nevermind…

See you homies tonight on Ustream for the Davey Mac Sports Program!!  LIVE at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!!  Peace!!

-Dave (11/14/12)

Phil Jackson- “The Lakers are officially lying cunts.” (11/13/12)

 

It’s your November Thirteenth Davey Mac Sports Report and Phil Jackson is pissed.  And to piss off Phil Jackson is to anger a super-villain-genius who may melt you with his eyes into a fleshy skin-puddle that he will then scoop up with his hands and rub on his face, stealing your very essence.  Thus, the Lakers’ general manager Mitch Kupchak and vice president Jim Buss better watch the fuck out.  After it was revealed in the media that L.A. went with Mike D’Antoni for the coaching position because Jackson requested too much to come back to the team, Jackson and his agent are claiming that in fact the Lakers were putting out lies regarding Jackson’s contractual wants.  In other words, Kupchack and Buss, get ready to have your fucking faces melted off, you dummies.  You don’t fuck with the Zen Master.  Phil Jackson has been known to cause monkey’s heads to explode just by staring at them.  And it was Phil Jackson who taught Darth Vader how to choke people simply by raising a finger in their direction.  Alas, Phil Jackson once impregnated a woman and then performed an abortion, all with his MIND…just because he could.  You done fucked up, Lakers…you done fucked up.

The Steelers’ Ben Roethlisberger was knocked out of last night’s game against the Chiefs with a shoulder injury (Pittsburgh beat Kansas City in OT- 16 to 13).  Sources are saying that the injury may put Roethlisberger out two to four weeks.  On the bright side, the more time off from the football field that Roethlisberger gets, the more rapin’ he can get done!!!  Yeeeehhhaaaww!!  Let’s pretend it’s the old days, Big Ben, and get liquored up and a-go on a-rapin’ jag!!!  Let’s rape ‘em all!!!  Yeeehhhaaww!!  Mexicans!!  Russians!!  Samoans!!  Line the fuck up ladies for a good ol’ fashioned Drunken Steeler Rapin’!!!  Yabba Dabba Doo!!

Mike Trout and Bryce Harper have been named the American League and National League rookies of the year respectively.  In related news, I’ve just been given the 2012 “Local New Jersey Broadcaster Most Likely To Masturbate In A Radio Station Bathroom And Wipe The Cum On One Of The Microphones To Get Back At A Co-Worker Who Said That My Car Was A Piece Of Shit, Well, Like The Millennium Falcon, The Car Might Not Look Like Much But She’s Got It Where It Counts, Cum-Face” award.  Thank you.

The Davey Mac Player of the Day goes to Lebron James whose 38 points led the Heat over the Rockets- 113 to 110.  Congrats, Lebron.  (The winner of the DMPD gets a one-way ticket to New Jersey, where the winner will dine with a red-headed man in the garage as the winner is tied to a chair and the red-head brags to the winner about how good he is at Double Dribble, the old Nintendo basketball game, while the winner points a gun at the winner and informs him that “he’s never leaving.”)

See you tomorrow, Dave Pound!

-Dave (11/13/12)

Mike D’Antoni- “FACE, Phil Jackson, you Frankenstein-esque piece of shit!” (11/12/12)

 

It’s your November Twelfth Davey Mac Sports Report and the Lakers have thrown us all a curve ball that landed straight in our asses.  After several reports from ESPN and other “sports news” organizations stated that a deal between the Lakers and Phil Jackson returning to the team as head coach was imminent, L.A. went and signed Mr. Run-And-Gun-And-No-Fucking-Defense Mike D’Antoni to take over instead.  Bam!!  Take THAT, Phil Jackson, you piece of shit!!  I mean, all you did was rescue the organization out of obscurity in the late ’90′s; get Shaq and Kobe (two individuals who despise each other more than the Jew and Palestinian) to get along; win yourself a fucking Three-peat; then come out of retirement; and lead a Shaq-less, Kobe-led Lakers to back-to-back fucking titles, winning FIVE championships in all!!!  That’s ALL you fucking did, shit-heel!!  And for that, the Lakers fuck you in the ass when you were packing your fucking suitcase last night and boarding a plane for L.A.!!  We here at the DMSR, in fact, have a memo from the Lakers organization intended for Phil Jacskon:

“Dear Phil, looks like you been PUNK’D, dawg!!!  Hahahaha!!  Now take your brittle, Christopher Reeve back and go lie in bed, you God-Damned hobbling wookie!!!  Hahahaha!!!”

The NCAA football rankings are out and, with Alabama’s stunning loss on Saturday, Kansas State is the new number one team in the nation.  Oregon is second.  And Notre Dame is third.  College football pundits are saying that the only way Notre Dame will play for the National Championship is if Kansas State or Oregon loses.  If all three teams win out, analysts are stating, the Irish will be on the outside looking in.  This is a tough one for me, as I am an objective journalist, yet also a Notre Dame fan.  Thus, as a neutral writer, let me say to the NCAA that if they do not let the Fighting Irish play for the title, then I, along with some of my relatives in the “Home Country” will pay a little visit to the BCS Headquarters that will be so EXPLOSIVE that the old mother-fuckers in charge will wish they were in the middle of fucking Iraq instead!!!  BAM!!  BOOM!!  ZOOM!!  Then, we’ll take the wives of the BCS committee and show them our Irish Curses while we piss on their fucking faces!!!  Lastly, we’ll find the first Gallagher brother we see, be it Liam OR Noel, and drunkenly slap the shit out of him for being a Limey piece o’ shite!!!  Fairly-fucking-well, NCAA!!!

The Falcons lost their first game of the season yesterday by being beaten by the Saints- 31 to 27.  Forget it, the Falcons are done.  As for the Saints, they’re BACK, baby.  Ohhh yeeaahh…they’re back…and they’re sexier than ever…yeeaahhh…oh this is sexxxxxxy….you feelin’ sexxxy, daddy?  Yeaaaahhhh, I bet you are!!  Yeaahhh!!!

…Sorry.  I should never have porn, specifically “Girls Who Like Putting Birds In Their Pussies IV”, on the TV when I’m trying to write.  Please move along.

Here are some more football scores of games that happened yesterday-

Houston 13, Chicago 6

Dallas 38, Philadelphia 23

Bespin 49, Hoth 0

Jizztown 14, Tissue-ville 10

Shatner City 17, Nimoy Heights 16

Cheese 24, Milk 20

Simon 28, Says 28

It’s good to be back!!  FUCK Hurricanes and Nor’Easters!!  NOTHING can stop us, baby!!  See you tomorrow right here at the Davey Mac Sports Report!

-Dave (11/12/12)

The Davey Mac Sports Program (online version) returns THURDAY! November 8th! LIVE at 7 PM Eastern on Ustream!!

 

Fuck yeah!!  After the bullshit break imposed by the cum-slut which was Hurricane Sandy, the Davey Mac Sports Program returns LIVE on THURSDAY on Ustream and/or RiotCast.com!!!  Join us!!  PLUS, the Sports Report returns next week!!  PLUS, PLUS, the Davey Mac XL show on Sirius XM Satellite Radio is BACK, this Saturday on Sirius 206, XM 105 at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!!  We're back, baby!!  And we're better than ever!!  Peace!!

-Dave (11/8/12)

The Davey Mac Sports Report will be on indefinite leave because Hurricane Sandy was a Cum-Slut!

 

Yes, sirs and madams!  I deeply regret to inform you that because of this whore Hurricane Sandy, the Davey Mac Sports Report will be on indefinite leave.  New Jersey is still a Hell-Hole and all of my energy is going to finding out and reporting information for the station that I host my morning show on- WBJB 90.5 The Night.  I need to be both Woodward AND Bernstien on this shit!!  Apologies!  However, we ARE gonna do our best to do the Davey Mac Sports Program (online AND Sirius XM versions) this week!  So at least we fucking have THAT!!  Anyway, I hope Hurricane Sandy tries to come back to New Jersey and our state puts her on a fucking pinball machine and rapes the piss out of her a la Jodie Foster in The Accused.  For older reports, visit the the Sports Report Archive!!  Peace!!

-Dave (11/5/12)

The Giants catch a Tiger by the toe!! Eeny, meeny, miny fucking mo!!! (10/26/12)

 

It’s your October Twenty-Sixth Davey Mac Sports Report and the Tigers are in some serious shit now, homies.  The Giants beat Detroit in Game 2 of the World Series last night (2 to 0) and with the win have now taken a two games to none lead over the Tigers.  AND, San Francisco has their two best pitchers going in Games 3 & 4.  Yeah.  The Tigers are definitely in some serious (as legendary porn director Jack Horner would say) doggy doo-doo.  That Jack Horner- he had a way with words.  I remember the time he eloquently told a young Dirk Diggler before one particularly difficult scene- “Cum on her tits, Dirk.”  Fine direction indeed.  And then there was the day he asked Becky Barnett why she needed to clean her vagina.  Though Barnett answered succinctly (“You want it clean, don’t ya”), the point had been proven- Jack Horner was the Man In Charge.  And they fucking knew it.

Meanwhile, the greatest closer of all time, Mariano Rivera, has informed the team that he is considering retirement.  You better not fucking retire, Mo.  I can’t live without ya, pal.  Shit, Mo, I “consider” shoving my dick into a power-washer every time I see one…doesn’t mean I have to do it.  I mean, I “consider” kid-napping Ryan Seacrest and shaving his pubic region live on YouTube…but I re-think my position.  Damn, Mo, I often “consider” gluing a hand-gun to a monkey’s paw and then asking the monkey to shoot my landlord.  But you haven’t seen anyone get shot in Asbury Park, New Jersey, have you?  …OK, bad question…

In an NFL Players’ Poll conducted by Sports Illustrated, Jets starting QB Mark Sanchez was voted (along with Tony Romo) the second most over-rated player in the NFL.  The most over-rated?  Sanchez’s BACKUP- Tim Tebow.  Wow!!  Congrats, Jets!!  Your shitty organization has TWO Quarterbacks in the Top 3!!  Sure, it’s the Top 3 most over-rated players in the league, but who gives a fuck, right?!?!  You grabbed some headlines!!!  You have some people talking about you now!!!  Who fucking cares if they’re chatting about you NEGATIVELY!!!  It doesn’t fucking matter, right Jets!?!?  You’s gots da Buzz, baby!!!  Throw a fucking parade for yourselves now and give Rex Ryan another piece of mother-fuckin’ cake!!!

The Davey Mac Player of the Day goes to the ancient Egyptians who invented the calendar and thus the FUCKING WEEKEND.  I gotta go get my highin’ on!!  Peace!!

Have a great weekend, Dave Pound!!  Listen to this week’s Davey Mac Halloween Special, now on RiotCast.com/DaveyMac and/or iTunes!!  Peace!!

-Dave (10/26/12)

Pablo Sandoval Rocks! Pablo Picasso Rolls! (10/25/12)

 

It’s your October Twenty-Fifth Davey Mac Sports Report and Pablo Sandoval hit three fucking home runs last night in the Giants’ 8 to 3 victory over the Tigers in Game 1 of the World Series.  The only other people to have done this include- the greatest player of all time and fat whore-fucker: Babe Ruth; Hall-of-Famer and King of Attempted Queen Assassinations: Reggie Jackson; and future Hall-of-Famer and “Man Whose Last Name Is Synonymous With Anus”: Albert Pujols (Poo-Holes).  That’s some pretty damned prestigious company.  This makes Sandoval officially the second greatest Pablo ever, only behind Pablo Escobar, six-time Drug Dealer of the Year (1983-88), thrice named “Scariest Man With A Porn Mustache”, and back-to-back “Oh, Fuck! It’s Pablo Escobar And He’s Got A Fucking Machete!” Award-winner.

Meanwhile, Tigers ace Justin Verlander was the guy tagged for two of those home runs yesterday; and ultimately was the losing pitcher for Detroit.  Some baseball analysts have compared Verlander to Sandy Koufax but, quite honestly, I’ve never seen Koufax get fucked in the ass by a fat Venezuelan man who goes by the nick-name “Panda”.  No.  Now, I have seen Koufax get fucked in the ass by a three-foot Cuban midget named “Koala”.  But you didn’t need to know that.

In non-baseball news, the New York Islanders will move their hockey team from Long Island to Brooklyn where they will share the Barclays Center with the Nets.  That’s right- the Islanders have left Long Island.  Somehwere in the distance, one can hear Eddie Money and Joey Buttafuoco crying, hugging, and then jerking each off.

Jets head coach Rex Ryan wants Dolphins running back Reggie Bush to apologize after Bush remarked of Jets All Pro cornerback Darrelle Revis’ season-ending injury: “What goes around comes around.”  Bam!!!  I agree with Rex!!  Those were some harsh fucking words!!  I mean, they weren’t as severe as “A penny saved is a penny earned”!!  Nor were they as disgusting as “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush”!!!  But still, “What goes around comes around” is FUCKING FIGHTING words!!!  Apologize, Reggie, for the most NON-smack-talk smack-talk this journalist has ever fucking heard!!

The Davey Mac Player of the Day goes to the aforementioned Pablo Sandoval.  Congrats, Panda.  Somewhere Babe Ruth is smiling down on you in Heaven and thinking, “I wish I could fuck Mary Magdalene just ONCE.  Damn, she’s smokin’!!!”

We’ll see you dogsies this evening for the Davey Mac Sports Program at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific on Ustream and/or RiotCast.com!!!  Adios!!

-Dave (10/25/12)