It’s a very special May First Davey Mac Report and we here at EastSideDaveCountry shall congratulate our friend, Sean O, who today is having his third baby boy!! His dick must REALLY be hurting by now!!
Just shitting. Sean O and his wonderful wife are going into labor today! As a result, we will not be having our episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program (online version) this week due to babies and whatnot!! We WILL be live on Sirius XM Satellite Radio this Saturday, however, sucking and fucking the night away!!
It seems like just yesterday that I myself had two kids...
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It’s your April Twenty-Third Davey Mac Report and Chris Paul has decided that this first round series between his L.A. Clippers and the Memphis Grizzlies is HIS series, daddy…and he’s gonna give it a spanking. A nice, hard spanking that will sting for days and leave red marks all over its ass and, by God, I just realized I have NO fucking idea what the hell I’m talking about. This is why I should not mix NyQuil and DayQuil with vodka in the morning. Anyway, CP3 hit a game-winning buzzer-beater to give the Clippers the win in Game 2 of their series with Memphis, 93 to 91. ...
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It's your April Twenty-Second Davey Mac Report and one-half of the Boston bombing asshole brothers, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, has been captured by authorities and charged in federal court with conspiring to use a weapon of mass destruction (the other half, Dzhokhar's older brother Tamerlan, was shot and killed by police). My hat is off to the Boston police and the FBI for taking these two dick-noses down. This act of terror was shocking, disgusting, and evil and I'd personally sign up to be the "Bad Cop" in any kind of "Good Cop/Bad Cop" interrogation routine that may take...
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It's your April Seventeenth Davey Mac Report and the sports world has lost one of its greatest voices. Pat Summerall has died at the age of 82. Summerall was most known as being one half of the greatest football (and possibly sports, in general) broadcasting teams in Summerall & (John) Madden. When I think of Pat Summerall, I think of being a kid, watching football on a late Sunday afternoon, heading into Sunday evening, with a pot roast and mashed potatoes cooking in the background. I think of older relatives yelling at the TV at some crazy play that just happened between...
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It’s your April Twelfth Davey Mac Report and we have ourselves our first bench-clearing brawl, babies!! After getting hit by Dodgers pitcher Zack Greinke, Padres slugger Carlos Quentin charged the mound, starting a baseball battle that would have put most Wrestlemania’s to shame!! Greinke ended up breaking his collar bone in the melee. Dodgers manager Don Mattingly called Quentin “stupid.” And L.A. outfielder Matt Kemp nearly got into a fight with Quentin in the parking lot. Now THIS is baseball, my friends!! Let’s take out our dicks and piss on each other!! ...
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It’s your April Eighth Davey Mac Report and tonight is the NCAA Championship Game, dogsies, and we are as excited as a fart coming out of a butt. Louisville goes against Michigan for all the marbles, daddy. Personally, I’m pulling for Coach Pitino because I loved his performance as Phil Spector in that new HBO movie. It was awesome when Pitino was talking about producing John Lennon’s songs and shit. But, I’m still not sure that I believe Pitino when he said he didn’t shoot that woman. Oh…and also…I really liked Pitino as Big Boy in Dick Tracy.
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It’s your April Third Davey Mac Report and Rutgers men’s basketball coach, Mike Rice, has been fired after a video emerged and was aired on ESPN of Rice throwing basketballs at players, as well as shoving and kicking them. In addition to that, Rice also called his own players “faggots”, among other derogatory names. This guy is obviously a fucking asshole. Not only is his behavior reprehensible, but is he not aware that his practices are fucking filmed?! And that those films are evidence?! What a damned jack-off!! That’s the same shit that Richard Nixon egotistically...
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It’s your April First Davey Mac Report and FUCK YEAH! It’s Opening Day, bitches!! Major League Baseball is back (as opposed to Puppet League Baseball and/or Cum-Dragon Baseball), and we are as excited as Matt Lauer at a Glib Convention. Right off the bat, the Yankees and Red Sox are playing in what could possibly be the Rivalry To Stay Out Of Last Place In The A.L. East. I’m not a pessimistic Yankees fan, but I think my team may very well have their worst season in years, and they will also probably get a strange case of baseball chlamydia, and most likely could get mangled...
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Yeah! It’s your March 29th Davey Mac Report and Davey Mac and Earl Douglas reunited on the Ron & Fez Show! We had a blast!! Homies fought!! Peeps battled!! And LOVE was spread!! And that’s all you need to know!! Listen to the Ron & Fez Show, Mondays through Fridays on Sirius 206/XM 105 (the Opie & Anthony Channel)!! Peace, fuckers!!
We’ll see you Saturday on Sirius XM for the Davey Mac Sports Program XL!! Sirius 206/XM 105, at 7 Eastern, 4 Pacific!! Adios!!
-Dave (3/29/13)
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It’s your March Twenty-Sixth Davey Mac Report and damn these Miami Heat mother-fuckers are good. They’ve now won 27 straight games, just six away from the record of 33 held by the 1971-72 Lakers. A part of me hopes that they get it. It would be interesting to talk about. Another part of me hopes that they crash and burn at 32 games. That would be fun, too. Still another part of me wishes that I had a little human growing out of my left shoulder who I would call Spike. He could give me little pieces of advice and tell me if traffic is clear when I’m making a left...
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