Try the wine! Muhahahahahahaha! Just kidding! Don't try it! It's poisoned! Hahahahaha!! Oh, man I just enjoy the heck out of DayQuil, you know? Here I am...sick as an orphan from a Charles Dickens novel...it's five o'clock in the morning on a Saturday...I could have slept in...but I'd rather write this article (with no pants on, I might add). Hahahahaha! Catch you later, baby!
- East Side Dave