A gentleman is never to be trusted. For dapper as he may outwardly appear, a true gentleman has treacherous thoughts of backstabbing, cunning, and general evilness dancing around in his sinister skull. A gentleman is here to smile......and then DOMINATE. Remember.....trust no gentlemen!! Trust NO East Side Dave!!
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Who Wants Dessert?!
Hahahaha! Sometimes I don't feel like I'm in my right...MIND! Hahahahaha! Fifty points for me! Anyway, I feel as if I've lost.........MY HEAD! Hahahahahaha! I'm on fire! Fifty more points awarded to me for such awesome decapitation jokes! It's as if...........the top of my skull has been cut open and my brain is exposed! Hahahahaha!! See ya later, Dave Pound!
- Davey Mac (Head Humor Master)
East Side Dave Show: A Special Ending To A Special Special!
The EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW shows the Planet Earth how to properly end a St. Patrick's Special! With a drunken, musical performance! Enjoy! Slainte! Watch the #ESDS each Tuesday at 7 PM Eastern (and see every, previous episode) on CompoundMedia.com! YES!
It's Magic!
Master Illusionist, "East Side" Dave McDonald, here! WALLAH! And I'm here to remind you Earthlings to make today........magical......like ME! So long, my fellow tricksters! Abra Cadabra!
- Dave
East Side Dave Show: It's A St. Patrick's Strap-Match!
The EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW has an impromptu strap-match which leads into a beautiful and scary musical performance by the #ESDS on their St. Patrick's Special!! Watch the #ESDS each Tuesday at 7 PM Eastern (and see every, previous episode) on CompoundMedia.com! YES!
Cheers!
Hey, dogsie! What do you think you're doing lying around the house?! When the 18th of March falls on a Saturday, daddy, you gotta get a little hair of the dog and keep the train a-runnin'! And THAT'S the bottom line.....because the Dave Man said so!!
- ESD
It's An EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW St. Patrick's Special! Now On Compound Media!
O'YES, daddy! It's a glorious and totally evil EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW St. Patrick's Special!! And it's NOW available on CompoundMedia.com! Watch the Irish insanity! Witness the liquid lunacy! Experience The Best Show In The World...the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW...with our St. Pat's Special on CompoundMedia.com!! O'HISS!
The EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW Pours The Whiskey TONIGHT! Slainte!
Top o' the mornin' to ya, my dogsies and dogsettes! For the frightening and divine EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW is live TONIGHT on CompoundMedia.com! We start toasting at 7 PM (EST) so BE THERE with a nice stout in one hand, a whiskey in the other, a smoke-able in your third hand, and a shotgun in your fourth hand! Wait......what planet are we on? Do Earthlings have four hands? I hope so! It's the #ESDS!! On CompoundMedia.com! TONIGHT! Be there! Yeeeeeeehhhhaaaw!
East Side Dave: BUSTED!
Breaking News! This Just In! Special Alert! "East Side" Dave McDonald has been arrested......by the Awesome Police!! It's true! Dave has been booked on charges of:
- being The Greatest Of All Time
- having The Best Program In The World
- and general awesomeness.
We'll have more on this story as it develops! By the way, the "we" in this scenario is actually me, Dave, and my pet turtle, Rocky!! Have a nice day!!
- ESD
Attention: This Week's EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW Will Be On THURSDAY!
It's true! The glorious evilness which is the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW (aka The Best Program In The World) is off on Tuesday (March 14th) due to this Superstorm Slut named Stella! But we will will be going live this week...on THURSDAY (March 16th) at 7 PM (EST)!! And if we may, we'd like to pat ourselves on the back slightly when we tell you in full honesty that we were ready to get into Compound Media and crush the airwaves! Unfortunately, every bus service that we could take into New York City has had their service canceled today! So we're left out in the cold.....LITERALLY!! Hahahahaha!!! Oh, man!! I bet you couldn't tell, but since the show has been postponed, I've been dipping seriously into my pot candies AND my THC eye-dropper, and let me tell you, I am in the clouds right now, daddy!! Wooooo-hoooooo!! I think I'm gonna take off my socks and put them on my ears!! Hahaha!! U-S-A!! Maybe I'll throw hot tea on my mom when she's napping!! Hahahahaha!! U-S-A!! I think I'll saw my dad's wooden leg off!! Hahahahaha!! U-S-A!! U-S-A!! See you on Thursday!!
- Dave
The Force Is With Me...And I Am One With The Force.
If there is a Sith out there who wants to challenge me, you know where to find me, jerk-face. Master David is ready to take on the Galaxy. Peace out.
- Dave
Let's ROCK!
Who's ready to rock and roll today until our eyes bleed and our ears fall off?! WE ARE!! WE are ready to rock so hard that, due to our thunderous rocking, we'll cause birds to suddenly explode and old people to erupt into flames! We're gonna rock so hard that children will turn evil and throw grenades at their parents! We're gonna rock until our pets decide to blow up the garage! Let's ROCK!
- Dave (WRAT, 95.9 FM)
David Is Coming!
WATCH OUT, White Walksie! For the Dave Man has prepared for Winter...and he is ready for any, vile invasions from lower, savage peoples. We have three dragons that have been starved and are just waiting for snacks to arrive at the door! Bring the pain!
- Sir David
Who's Ready To Dominate The Galaxy Today?! WE Are!
We're ready to absolutely take over the entire Galaxy and utterly obliterate anyone who gets in our way...and we shall bathe in the blood of our enemies...chortling while we play volleyball with their heads...for we are the Galactic Conquerors.....have a nice day.
- Dave
East Side Dave Show: Roy's Cool School!
David is upset with some of the cast members of the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW. He asked his friend, keyboardist Roy Harter, to help him. Watch the #ESDS each Tuesday at 7 PM Eastern (and see every, previous episode) on CompoundMedia.com! YES!
East Side Dave Show: Flutesy Is Naughty!
The flutist for the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW (Flutesy) is one, naughty, naughty lady! Rejoice! Watch the #ESDS each Tuesday at 7 PM Eastern (and see every, previous episode) on CompoundMedia.com! YES!
East Side Dave Show: Oh, No! It's The C.I.A.!!
Hurry!! Watch this EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW video before the C.I.A. takes the #ESDS down!! Ahhhhhhh!! And share this with your friends!! Ahhhhhh!! Hurry!! Before it's too late!! Check out the #ESDS each Tuesday at 7 PM Eastern (and see every, previous episode) on CompoundMedia.com! YES!
A Scintillating, New, EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW Episode Is Now Up At Compound Media!
YES! It's a brand, new, gloriously evil EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW episode! And it's NOW available at CompoundMedia.com! Watch as the #ESDS goes to cool school, has psychological freak-outs, and hurls violent threats at one other like psychedelic grenades! It's the Best Program In The World......hosted by The Greatest Of All Time.........it's the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW!! Enjoy a new episode right now on CompoundMedia.com! HISS!
Let's Make Today Special, Friends.
You know what time it is, dogsie. It's DAVE TIME. That's what Tuesdays have become, daddy. You get the Dave Man in the morning on WRAT, 95.9 FM. And you get the Dave Man in the evening on the East Side Dave Show. Let's make today......remarkable. Have a nice day.
- Dave
The Mac Foundation!
The World Of Wrestling has been turned on its ear with the announcement of the greatest new faction on Earth...the Mac Foundation! With Davey Mac, Stanley Mac, Julianna Mac, and Brett "The Hitman" Hart Mac as the members of this ultra-dangerous group...wrestling will never be the same! HISS!
- D.M.