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East Side Dave Show: Controversy!

There is polarizing controversy in this infamous clip from the notorious EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW!!   You, your pets, and your robots are fore-warned to view this frightening clip with extreme caution!   Watch the #ESDS each Tuesday at 7 PM Eastern (and see every, previous episode) on CompoundMedia.com!   YES!      

Dave Lord Is Here For You, Earthlings!

Yes!  The Dave Lord is here to reassure your simple, Earthling brains that, as long as the Dave Man is guarding you, all will be good in the hood (the "hood" being Planet Earth).  So, chillax, dogsie!  All is as the Dave Man will's it!  Peace!

Davey & Davey: A New Sitcom From NBC!

This fall, tune in to NBC every Thursday evening at 8:30 for the brand, new sitcom that's got everybody chuckling!  It's Davey & Davey!  Watch as "ESD" and "The British Bulldog" get into all kinds of silly scenarios like tampering with Jimmy Hart's brakes so that his car flies off the bridge and into the river!  And there's the episode where D & D kill Koko B. Ware!  Hahahaha!  Check out Davey & Davey THIS fall on NBC!  HISS!

East Side Dave Show: I Love You All The Time

Dave discusses how the show ignores his emails...and then launches into a glorious rendition of the Eagles Of Death Metal's "I Love You All The Time" on the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW.......aka The Best Program On The Planet Earth.   Watch the #ESDS each Tuesday at 7 PM Eastern (and see every, previous episode) on CompoundMedia.com!   YES!      

Let's DOMINATE.

Let's crush it today, dogsie.  That is all.  Short and sweet.  No playing around.  No fuss, no muss.  As an aside, what does "muss" mean?  I suppose I could just Google it.  But I'm asking you instead.  Please let me know.  Thank you.

- Dave

And The Oscar Goes To.........

......"East Side" Dave McDonald!  For his performance in this meaningless illusion that we call LIFE!!  Yay!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!  Dave wins again!  HISS!

Davey Mac.......He Has Your Back.

Hello.  My name is "East Side" Dave McDonald......and I am there for you, baby.  Whether you need a foreign dignitary taken out, a witness to disappear, or a rogue military commander eradicated...Davey Mac is your super-spy-talk-show-host-assassin unlike all others.  So call NOW!  Dial 1-800-DAVE-KILLS and when you order one Murder-For-Hire from Dave, you get the SECOND M.F.H. for 50% off!  That's right!  It's our special Presidents' Day Kill Sale!  So call us now, baby!  Bang-bang!

  

Just When They Think They Have The Answers...The Dave Man Changes The Questions!

It's the weekend!  It's time to chillax, dogsie!  And if you see Zombie Jimmy Snuka walking around, tell him that I've got a coconut with his name on it waiting for him!  Did you hear that, Superfly?!  I don't care if you're dead or alive, if you come strutting into the Dave Man's hizzouse, you're going down!!  Have a nice day.

- Davey Mac

You Know I Got This.

My name is "East Side" Dave McDonald, and I am, quite simply, The Greatest Of All Time.  It's true.  I was tested and my G.O.A.T. Midichlorian count is off the charts, daddy.  So, don't you worry.  No, dogsie.  You just kick those feet up and let the Dave Man take care of your day with an evil smile that will both frighten and inspire.  The Dave Man's got this.

- E.S.D. (G.O.A.T.)

It's Presidents' Day.

Make sure you're kind to your Presidents today.  For instance, if you see a befuddled President standing at the traffic light with a confused look on his dopey face, help that President cross the street...you'll be doing him a favor.  Also, remember NOT to pet any President that you see with a white, frothy substance near the mouth...for that President has rabies.  Lastly, do not spill water on the Presidents NOR feed them after midnight...all kinds of bad shit happens when you do that.  

Now that you know the rules, go out there and have a fun and SAFE Presidents' Day!  God bless you!  God bless America!  God bless Aliens!  What was that noise?!  Where's my gun?!  Ahhh!!  We're under attack!!  HELP!!  THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!  WE'RE BEING INVADED!!!  AHHHHHHH!!!!

- President David

Welcome To East Side Dave Country, Daddy! Yeeeeehhaaww!

Right here at East Side Dave Country, we are making Internet history...as we have just been voted BEST WEBSITE IN THE WORLD!  Bam!  So, here's what we want YOU to do in order to properly celebrate!  We are asking YOU, the lovely and dangerous DavePound, to peruse the various sections on ESDC!  We have radio shows to listen to, videos to watch, pictures to be frightened by, and MORE!  Enjoy ESDC and ROCK ON, baby!  BOOM!  

- Dave

 

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