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Original articles written by Davey Mac, and any BS news pertaining to Dave!  What-What!!

Sith Happens.

It's up to us to change our destiny, dogsie.  Don't you forget that.  May the Force be with you.

- East Side Dave

by Dave

Master David Says: "Eat Your Vegetables, Younglings!"

Hey, kids!  It's your favorite, hungover, marijuana-stricken Jedi here, Master David, reminding all of you excitable younglings to KEEP IT DOWN!!  I'm trying to do a Jedi Nap Trick!  Talk to you little shmizbo's later!

- Master David

by Dave

Play Ball!

It's Davey Mac here......saying to all of you fine folks: 

"WATCH OUT!  IT'S BEHIND YOU!!!!!"

........Hahahaha.  I got you, didn't I?  You looked behind you.  Admit it.  You def---------

-----AHHHHHHHHH!!!!   DUCK!!!!!!!

........Hahaha.  Oh, man.  I totally got you again.  Don't deny it.  You are just a pawn in my ga---------

-------------AHHHHHHHH!!!!!    HELP!!!!   THEY'RE HERE!!!!   I'M SERIOUS THIS TIME!  CONTACT AUTHORI-------------

 

- Dave

 

by Dave

RISE!

Rise, Earthlings!  RISE!  And, if you are so inclined, SHINE!  In other words........RISE........and........SHINE, Earthlings!!  We can do this!  We SHALL do this!  We will make this Planet magical before the End Times!  For I have FORESEEN it!  Good day!

- Mr. David

by Dave

Get' Em Up Against The Wall!

So ya,
Thought ya,
Might like to
Go to the show.

To feel the warm thrill of confusion,
That space cadet glow.
I've got some bad news for you, sunshine.
Dave isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel.
And they sent #ESDS along as a surrogate band,
We're going to find out where you dogsies really stand!

by Dave

East Side Dave IS...The Last Jedi!

Hey, dogsie!  East Side Dave (aka "The Last Jedi") here!  Saying to you: Have a great day and hopefully the Sith doesn't hit the fan!  Hahahaha!  That joke was about as LIT as one of my lightsabers!!  Hahahaha!  Someone turn on the lights because it's too Dark Side in here!  Hahahaha!  This Wookie Pizza is a little too......Chewie!  Hahahaha!  What does a droid say when he has to go to the bathroom?  "I have to PP-O!"  Hahahaha!  Hey!  I'll be at Jabba's Comedy Hut all weekend long!  No cover for lady Jawas!  May the Jokes be with you!

- Master Dave, Comedy Jedi

by Dave

The EAST SIDE DAVE Star Wars Spectacular Director's Commentary Is NOW Up!

It's the exclusive Director's Commentary of the EAST SIDE DAVE STAR WARS SPECTACULAR!  Watch this epic episode, as Oscar-winning writer-director (not true) "East Side" Dave McDonald gives brilliant (certainly not true) analysis of his amazing movie! With a special, surprise guest!  Watch NOW!  

by Dave

It's A Brand, New, Magical EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW! Yes!

Listen up, daddy!  We have a special, 4-20 episode of the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW for you on CompoundMedia.com.......and it's magical, dogsie!  Songs!  Psychedelics!  Paranoia!  Fear!  JOY!  It's an #ESDS episode that you don't want to miss!  And, hey....that's just....like....our opinion, man!  

by Dave

Back From SWCO......Let's ROCK!

Back home in the great state of New Jersey after my epic travels to a Galaxy relatively near from here (Florida).  Star Wars Celebration Orlando was AWESOME......but now it's time to turn my Force powers to the radio...as the Dave Man shall crush this morning (and every weekday morning) on WRAT, 95.9 FM!!  Later!

- Dave

by Dave

Smuggler's Revenge At Star Wars Celebration.......Absolutely Awesome!

It's the final day of Star Wars Celebration ("Nooooooooo!"), and I must tell you, I saw one of the absolute highlights last night at the main Celebration stage.  It was a performance if a live, stage show (in the vein of those NPR, Star Wars, radio shows)......and it ROCKED!  Kyle Newman directed this epic performance, and the brilliant David W. Collins was amazing as Han Solo.  The audio-play also featured more fantastic performances from Star Wars acting and voice-over regulars, and was funny and exciting!  If you can find it on YouTube....watch it right NOW!  Later!

- Dave

                         David W. Collins (left) and Davey Mac (right)

by Dave

Star Wars Celebration Day Three!

It's Day Three of Star Wars Celebration Orlando and I must say......this has been awesome!!  There is literally too much to do and see!  Every time I turn my head, something new and cool pops up!  My brain can't take it!  Yesterday, we saw the brand, new trailer for The Last Jedi!  Plus, we attended the Making Of Rogue One panel!  Plus, we watch Rogue One and A New Hope on the biggest movie screen I've ever seen!  This is Heaven, daddy!  Later!

- East Side Dave

by Dave

Star Wars Celebration Is A Go!

Oh, YES, daddy!  Star Wars Celebration is going strong (I believe it's Day Two but I can't be sure of that or anything at this point because I've slept about three hours since Tuesday).  Today: panels with Episode VIII director Rian Johnson, plus the Making Of Rogue One, and more!  Check out my Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook account (all @EastSideDave) for pics and whatnot!  God bless Star Wars!!  God bless the Galaxy!!

- Dave

by Dave

Darth David Meets The Masters Of Rebel Force Radio!

Well, daddy, Star Wars Celebration kicked off in proper style with the Rebel Force Radio Kickoff Bash!!  If you are one of the very few who has yet to hear the Best Star Wars Podcast In The Galaxy, then what are you doing still reading this article?!  RUN!!  Don't walk!!  RUN over to RebelForceRadio.com right NOW and enjoy!  May the Force be with you, dogsies!!

- Dave

by Dave