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Original articles written by Davey Mac, and any BS news pertaining to Dave!  What-What!!

It's Go Time!

We're bundled up and ready to dominate.  The weekend is here.  Our ducks are in a row.  It's Go Time, daddy.  Let's do this.

- Dave

by Dave

East Side Dave Show: Road To Nowhere

The EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW (aka "The Best Show In The World") begins with a silly, gratuitous, talk show monologue...and evolves into the most glorious and evil singalong that you've ever heard.   Watch the #ESDS each Tuesday at 7 PM Eastern (and see every, previous episode) on CompoundMedia.com!   YES!     

by Dave

A New, Disturbing And Epic EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW Is Up At Compound Media!

Don't fly too close to the sun or you'll get burned, daddy!  And do NOT watch the gloriously evil EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW (on CompoundMedia.com) without the proper equipment:

* Psychedelic substances

* Firearms

* Snacks

* Beverages

* Dogs

* Garlic

* Wooden stake

* Whip

* Dragon

* Spaceship

Now, once you've procured all of these very practical items, you are ready to witness the "Best Show In The World"...the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW!!  Check out a new episode of the #ESDS right now on CompoundMedia.com!  YES!

- Dave  

by Dave

Do Not Trust Gentlemen.

A gentleman is never to be trusted.  For dapper as he may outwardly appear, a true gentleman has treacherous thoughts of backstabbing, cunning, and general evilness dancing around in his sinister skull.  A gentleman is here to smile......and then DOMINATE.  Remember.....trust no gentlemen!!  Trust NO East Side Dave!!  

by Dave

Who Wants Dessert?!

Hahahaha!  Sometimes I don't feel like I'm in my right...MIND!  Hahahahaha!  Fifty points for me!  Anyway, I feel as if I've lost.........MY HEAD!  Hahahahahaha!  I'm on fire!  Fifty more points awarded to me for such awesome decapitation jokes!  It's as if...........the top of my skull has been cut open and my brain is exposed!  Hahahahaha!!  See ya later, Dave Pound!  

- Davey Mac (Head Humor Master) 

by Dave

It's Magic!

Master Illusionist, "East Side" Dave McDonald, here!  WALLAH!  And I'm here to remind you Earthlings to make today........magical......like ME!  So long, my fellow tricksters!  Abra Cadabra!

- Dave

by Dave

Cheers!

Hey, dogsie!  What do you think you're doing lying around the house?!  When the 18th of March falls on a Saturday, daddy, you gotta get a little hair of the dog and keep the train a-runnin'!  And THAT'S the bottom line.....because the Dave Man said so!!

- ESD

by Dave

The EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW Pours The Whiskey TONIGHT! Slainte!

Top o' the mornin' to ya, my dogsies and dogsettes!  For the frightening and divine EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW is live TONIGHT on CompoundMedia.com!  We start toasting at 7 PM (EST) so BE THERE with a nice stout in one hand, a whiskey in the other, a smoke-able in your third hand, and a shotgun in your fourth hand!  Wait......what planet are we on?  Do Earthlings have four hands?  I hope so!  It's the #ESDS!!  On CompoundMedia.com!  TONIGHT!  Be there!  Yeeeeeeehhhhaaaw!

by Dave

East Side Dave: BUSTED!

Breaking News!  This Just In!  Special Alert!   "East Side" Dave McDonald has been arrested......by the Awesome Police!!   It's true!   Dave has been booked on charges of:

- being The Greatest Of All Time

- having The Best Program In The World

- and general awesomeness.

We'll have more on this story as it develops!  By the way, the "we" in this scenario is actually me, Dave, and my pet turtle, Rocky!!  Have a nice day!!

- ESD

by Dave

Attention: This Week's EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW Will Be On THURSDAY!

It's true!  The glorious evilness which is the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW (aka The Best Program In The World) is off on Tuesday (March 14th) due to this Superstorm Slut named Stella!  But we will will be going live this week...on THURSDAY (March 16th) at 7 PM (EST)!!  And if we may, we'd like to pat ourselves on the back slightly when we tell you in full honesty that we were ready to get into Compound Media and crush the airwaves!  Unfortunately, every bus service that we could take into New York City has had their service canceled today!  So we're left out in the cold.....LITERALLY!!  Hahahahaha!!!  Oh, man!!  I bet you couldn't tell, but since the show has been postponed, I've been dipping seriously into my pot candies AND my THC eye-dropper, and let me tell you, I am in the clouds right now, daddy!!  Wooooo-hoooooo!!  I think I'm gonna take off my socks and put them on my ears!!  Hahaha!!  U-S-A!!  Maybe I'll throw hot tea on my mom when she's napping!!  Hahahahaha!!  U-S-A!!  I think I'll saw my dad's wooden leg off!!  Hahahahaha!!  U-S-A!!  U-S-A!!  See you on Thursday!!

- Dave

by Dave

Let's ROCK!

Who's ready to rock and roll today until our eyes bleed and our ears fall off?!  WE ARE!!  WE are ready to rock so hard that, due to our thunderous rocking, we'll cause birds to suddenly explode and old people to erupt into flames!  We're gonna rock so hard that children will turn evil and throw grenades at their parents!  We're gonna rock until our pets decide to blow up the garage!  Let's ROCK!  

- Dave (WRAT, 95.9 FM)

by Dave

David Is Coming!

WATCH OUT, White Walksie!  For the Dave Man has prepared for Winter...and he is ready for any, vile invasions from lower, savage peoples.  We have three dragons that have been starved and are just waiting for snacks to arrive at the door!  Bring the pain!

- Sir David

by Dave

Who's Ready To Dominate The Galaxy Today?! WE Are!

We're ready to absolutely take over the entire Galaxy and utterly obliterate anyone who gets in our way...and we shall bathe in the blood of our enemies...chortling while we play volleyball with their heads...for we are the Galactic Conquerors.....have a nice day.

- Dave

by Dave

East Side Dave Show: Roy's Cool School!

David is upset with some of the cast members of the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW.   He asked his friend, keyboardist Roy Harter, to help him.   Watch the #ESDS each Tuesday at 7 PM Eastern (and see every, previous episode) on CompoundMedia.com!   YES!      

by Dave