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It's Here! The EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW Star Wars Spectacular Is NOW Available At CompoundMedia.com!

Oh, HELL yeah, Leia's and Jabba-men!  The greatest special event ever, the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW Star Wars Spectacular, is NOW up at CompoundMedia.com!  Witness the electric power of the #ESDS performing Star Wars like nobody's beeswax!  With special guest stars Anthony Cumia, Pat Dixon, Geno Bisconte, Gavin McInnes, Luke Skywalker, R2-D2, and MORE!  Check out the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW Star Wars Spectacular NOW!  Visit CompoundMedia.com for this galactically epic episode and may the hiss be with you!  

David Now

I love the smell of toast in the morning...or coffee...even though I'm not much of a coffee drinker...which is a little odd, I suppose...you know what else is weird?  I love the smell of cigars and I don't even smoke those bad boys!  Go figure.  Not a huge fan of Napalm, though.  And I certainly do not love its smell in the morning.  Good day.

- Colonel Dave

Bounty Hunters Beware!

Davey Skywalker is on the prowl for Bounty Hunter Scum and he ain't takin' no prisoners, son.  You see that green lightsaber in the picture?  That's photographic proof that Jedi David's Force powers have tripled since you last saw him.  So if you notice Dave on the sidewalk, Boba, you better cross the street.  Dave Man OUT.

- Davey Skywalker

A New East Side Dave And Son Wrestling Show Is Up!

BAM!  You asked for it...you got it!!  A brand, new East Side Dave And Son Wrestling Show is NOW up in the Wrestling Show section on this site!  It's our WWE Clash Of Champions preview!  Go inside the insane world of wrestling with Davey Mac and Stanley as they make their predictions and give their expert analysis!  It's the East Side Dave And Son Wrestling Show!!  NOW available in the Wrestling Show section on this site!  

The ESDS! Oh, YEAH!

It's official.  Over 4,000 wizards, Ewoks, and unicorns were polled and they unanimously agree...the East Side Dave Show is simply the Greatest, Most Epic, Eternally Magical Program Ever.  Oh, YEAH!

The East Side Dave Show Star Wars Spectacular! Coming To Your Galaxy On October Fourth!

Oh, Holy Wookies!  Have you heard the Galactic News?!  The East Side Dave Show Star Wars Spectacular is coming to the Planet Earth on Tuesday, October Fourth!  The show will feature the stars of Compound Media as they re-enact the classic, 1977 version of Star Wars!  So hop on your Dewbacks and Banthas and ride with the ESDS into intergalactic awesomeness!  October Fourth!  

It's Rock And Roll Party Day!

Oh, yes it is, daddy!  It's Thursday!!  Some might think that Rock And Roll Party Day is Friday...or even Saturday!!  Hahahahahahaha!!  That's simply ridiculous!!  On a sidenote, I'm so hopped up on DayQuil that I can hardly see straight!!  See you when I see you, Friend-O!!

- East Side Dave

The Star Wars Father

INTERIOR.  Grand Moff Tarkin's Death Star Suite.  

Tarkin awakens, feels the sheets with Empire displeasure; they are wet. He looks at his hand; the wetness is blood. He is
frightened, pulls aside the covers, and sees fresh blood on
his star sheets and space pajamas. He grunts, pulls the puddle of
blood in his bed. He feels his own Imperial body frantically,
moving, down, following the blood, until he is face to face
with the great severed head of his favorite Dewback lying at the foot of his bed. Tarkin tries to scream; but cannot. No sound comes out. Then, finally and suddenly, an ear-splitting scream of "NOOOOOOO!" a la Darth Vader in that scene from Episode III. FIN.

             

East Side Dave Country: It's The Place To Be!

So many websites out there are braggarts.  Take Google for example.  What do they have that East Side Dave Country doesn't have?  Sure, they have thousands of employees; hundreds of cameras mapping out the Planet Earth; an unlimited source of information at one's fingertips...but East Side Dave Country has a pictures section!  Hahahaha!!!  Take THAT, Google!  See you this morning on WRAT, 95.9 FM and this evening at 7 PM (EST) for the East Side Dave Show.  Dave Man OUT.    

 

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