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A New Episode Of The East Side Dave Show Is NOW Up At Compound Media!

HISS!!  Don't let the poison set in, dogsie!!  For the "Irish Cobra", Sir "East Side" Dave McDonald has the anecdote for you!!  It's visual and audio medicine courtesy of the spectacular East Side Dave Show!  Watch a new episode NOW on CompoundMedia.com!  Witness the first-ever ESDS Talent Show!  Observe the musical stylings of Dave and Roy!  And see the magnificence of other things that happened!  Go to CompoundMedia.com right NOW to watch the East Side Dave Show!  YES!

- East Side Dave

Tuesdays Are The Days That We Do Fun Things!

 Are you ready, dogsie?  I hope so.  It's Tuesday.  It's game-time.  It's where we buckle our belts and get the job done.  Enjoy Dave this morning on Jersey's legendary WRAT 95.9 FM (at 6 AM EST).  And later tonight, take a gander at the amazing East Side Dave Show on CompoundMedia.com (at 7 PM EST).  Bring the pain.  Bring the lollipops.  Bring IT.

- East Side Dave

Happy Birthday Julianna Mac/Wrestling Is Awesome!

Wow.  We went to WWE's Extreme Rules last night...and it totally reeked of awesomeness (shout-out to Edge and Christian).  High-energy, excitement, electricity, were all on hand and in abundance last night in Newark, New Jersey, daddy.  Seth Rollins returned, for Pete's sake!  I give yesterday's WWE event a perfect ten out of ten on the Booty-O scale!  ALSO, a BIG Happy 8th Birthday to Julianna Mac, WWE Women's Champion in 2036!  

- East Side Dave

We Get Weird For The Preakness.

Today is the running of the Preakness, the second leg of the Triple Crown, and we're gonna see if this dumb animal, Nyquist, has any heart.  He's trying to be the first horse-racing Triple Crown-winner since..............last year.  I guess American Pharoah "stole his thunder", as they say on dopey sports-radio shows.  Who does the Dave Man like?  I'm putting fourteen dollars on Chewbacca.......and I have a message to famous horse-trainers Doug O'Neill and Bob Baffert: Let the Wookie win.  Good day.

- East Side Dave

The End Of Week...The Beginning Of Our Adventure.

Today, my good friends of the Dave Pound, we go hand-in-hand, ready to crush the weekend with epic amusement and excitement.  For we are the Makers of Fun, and we are the Keepers of Joy.  So, let us dominate Saturday and Sunday in all their glory...because THIS...is our Independence Day!  

PS: Shout-out to Bill Pullman for the Independence Day line.

- East Side Dave

A NEW Episode Of The East Side Dave And Son Wrestling Show Is NOW Up!

Whoooooo!  It's the East Side Dave And Son Wrestling Show Extreme Rules 2016 Preview Spectacular!  Dave, Stan, and special guest Julianna give you the in-your-face, wrestling prognostications that you deserve!  It's a no-holds-barred, EXTREME episode!  Listen to the episode NOW in the East Side Dave And Son Wrestling Show section by clicking on that orange link, dogsie!  BOOM!

- Dave

The Irishman.

"East Side" Dave has joined the cast of Martin Scorcese's next film, The Irishman.  Dave co-stars with Robert De Niro and Al Pacino in what could become a classic.  Says Dave about his role: "I'm just glad Scorcese got his head out of his ass and actually put an Irish person in this picture.  As for Pacino and De Niro, if those two losers know what's good for them, they'll stay out of the Dave Man's way."  The Irishman is scheduled to hit theaters in 2082.

It's Our Day To Conquer!

Ah, Tuesdays.  The day of the week where we dominate the rest of the Planet Earth with more entertainment than a Wizard can shake his spell-binding stick at.  Well, we don't need any Wizards, daddy.  We just need the Dave Man.  So check out Dave on Jersey's legendary WRAT 95.9 FM (at 6 AM EST).  And when that magic has ceased, enjoy the insanity of the East Side Dave Show on CompoundMedia.com (at 7 PM EST).  Let the games begin.

- Dave

Monday...Fun Day?

Breaking News!  Sources have confirmed that indeed Monday is Fun Day.  This comes as a shocking surprise as it was previously thought that Sunday was Fun Day.  When questioned, representatives for Sunday voiced displeasure: "This is B.S.," said one.  "Football, no school, The Simpsons...SUNDAY is truly Fun Day."  But the Monday Faction is not budging.  "The world is changing.  We have Skype now.  Katy Perry.  Peanut butter.  Of course, Monday is the rightful Fun Day."  We'll keep you up-to-date on this story although it will not develop, dogsie.  

- East Side Dave

What Movie Should Dave Watch Today?

a.) Star Wars: The Force Awakens

b.) Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade

c.) Poopie Smith And The Mystery Of The Brown Underwear

d.) The Dick Chronicles

I forgot to tell you.  I haven't figured out how to create a poll so you'll just have to write down your vote on a piece of paper and deliver it to my house personally.  I could also use some chips and Pepsi (if you could stop at the store on your way over).  Thanks, man.  I'll get you back later in the week.

- Dave

Saturdays Rock. Ruff, ruff!

The weather is ridiculously nice today, dogsie.  Oh, and speaking of which...the Dave Man will be at the Lakewood Blue Claws' stadium with 95.9 The RAT for Bark In The Park from noon to 4:00 o'clock (EST)!  Brings your dogs by and say hello!  Or adopt a world-class dog and go home happy!  And if you wanna watch the game, you can actually take your dog into the ballpark with you!  Woof, woof!!  It's ON, dogsie!!  See you there!

- East Side Dave

Inch By Inch.

Let's claw for what's OURS, ladies and gentlemen.  And inch by inch, dagnabbit, we shall get it.  We shall take that bull by the horns and not give a hoot about the repercussions.  Because that inferno rabbit done make us mad yet again and.........why are we suddenly talking like Yosemite Sam?  This was supposed to be an ode to Any Given Sunday.  Damn it.  Ah, well.  The mind had been lost.  Have a good weekend, homies.

- East Side Dave

Shhhhhhhh!

...Don't make a sound.  There is something crawling on your shoulder.  I can't tell if it's poisonous or not...but damn, homie...that thing looks deadly.  I've never seen one that large before.  Stay still!!  Don't even breathe!!  Quiet down!!!  Get yourself calm!!!  Keep it together, dogsie!!!!!!!!  Shhhhhhhh!!!!!!

- East Side Dave

ESD4PREZ

I am so generous.  I'm, like, seriously charitable, yo.  That is why I am giving you this awesome East Side Dave For President PNG file for free.  Now you can print it out and do with it what you will.  Suggestion: give it to someone you really don't like and make "Hiss" noises.  Watch a new East Side Dave Show on CompoundMedia.com.  And listen to Dave weekday mornings on Jersey's WRAT 95.9 FM.  YES, daddy.  YES.

- East Side Dave (A Giver)

I Am The Wind Beneath Your Wings.

It's true.  I am here to rise you up and make you soar.  I also enjoy blowing into your nether-regions.  Hey, man, don't take it so personally...for I am the WIND beneath your wings, birdsie.  Watch a new East Side Dave Show on CompoundMedia.com.  

- East Side Dave

...And Now It Begins...

...No.  Now it ends!  The Dave Man is gonna rock your bloody socks off today, daddy!  First, listen to Sir David crush morning radio on Jersey's legendary WRAT 95.9 FM (at 6 AM EST).  And when that carnage has ended, witness maximum debauchery on the East Side Dave Show on AnthonyCumia.com (at 7 PM EST).  We ride to our glory today, friends!  Come with us!

- East Side Dave

Let's Do's It.

It is my experience that if you encounter a wild animal who wants to eat you, you should hit that thing over the head with a mallet of some kind.  Don't have a mallet on you?  Don't worry.  I'm working on Dave's Disposable Mallets for just the occasion.  You're welcome, Earth.

- Dave