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...And to prove my thankfulness for your motherly love, here's an Internet Mother's Day Card that I made especially for YOU!! Dave Pound, feel free to click on the picture to enlarge it, and then print this bad boy out and give it to YOUR mom for a confusing if not disturbing Mother's Day gift!! Yeeeehhhaaaw!
- East Side Dave
Yes!! Let's make America fun again!! Show your support for East Side Dave and his plans on winning the Global Presidency by getting your own ESD4PREZ Shirt at Teespring.com!! Yeeeeeehhhhaaaaaw!!!
- Dave
DAMN, lady!! Thank God it's Friday!! Am I right, Dave Pound, or am I right?!?! Let's get out there and crush it!! Peace out!!
- East Side Dave
Yeah, space-freaks!! You thought Star Wars Day was over?! Well, you'd be incorrect, Wooksie!! It's Revenge of the Fifth!! Hahahaha!! Time to go out there and take over the Galaxy!! Daveth Vader out!!
- Daveth Vader
It's Star Wars Day, dogsie! A time to rebel against the First Order (or Empire, or Sith, whichever you prefer)!! Use the Force!! Pet the Ewoks!! Touch the Hutt!! Drink the blue milk!! Adios, nerf-herders!!
- East Side Dave
You ready, daddy?! You ready to shock and jock around on this grand Tuesday?! You better be ready, puppy!! Because the Dave Man plans on bringing the electricity this morning (at 6 AM EST) on Jersey's legendary WRAT 95.9 FM and then tonight (at 7 PM EST) on the East Side Dave Show on AnthonyCumia.com!! BAM!!
- East Side Dave
Just take a look at David in that picture there! Doesn't he look realistic?! Boy, the things they can do with special effects these days!! Have a good one!
- East Side Dave
Academy Award-winning writer/director "East Side" Dave McDonald creates a visionary tale of crime and puppets: GoodPuppets.
And we are here to bring the fun. Are you having fun yet?! You better have fun!!! Seriously!! Get your damned fun on!! See you later, Fun Guy!!
- East Side Dave (Prince Of Fun)
Let's dominate and realize our dreams today, Dave Pound! Unless those dreams include you getting eaten by a giant, ten-foot tall monkey. No one needs that.
- East Side Dave
Let your Uncle-Cousin-Daddy, "East Side" Dave, take away all your fears and worries. David is here to make your day a nice, tranquil one. Dave specializes in bringing serenity to that complicated life of yours. So contact him now. And Paypal him $1,500 at Didvod@aol.com for his services . Thanks, baby.
- Dr. David McDonald, Not A Real Doctor
Oh, hell yeah, daddy!! One of the greatest television shows ever created, HBO's brilliant Game Of Thrones, returns TONIGHT! And the Dave Man is psyched, baby! Where are the dragons?! What's happening with the Lannisters?! Who will take the crown?! Why am I yelling?!?! How come my pants are of?!?! WHERE AM I?!?! AHHHHHHH!!! Have a great day and evening, Dave Pound!!!
- Sir David
On a rainy, gray afternoon in Endor, New Jersey, Master Davey-Wan Skywalker is ready to defend the Galaxy. Equipped with his newly-constructed lightsaber, Master Davey has come to Endor to do two things: kick ass and chew bubble gum...and he's all out of bubble gum.
- DMcD
Listen up, Dave Pound. The year 2016 has been a bitch. Let's just make it through this glorious Friday and the weekend in general and then we shall reconvene and discuss on Monday. OK? Does that sound like a plan, Sugar-Buds? Have a good one!
- East Side Dave
Ladies and dragon-men! In honor of HBO's brilliant show, Game Of Thrones, coming back this Sunday (the 24th), we go into the #ESDS/#DMSP archives to give you our musical ode to this insane but amazing show! Enjoy!
Ladies and gentleman, let me introduce myself. My name is David and I am the greatest Jedi who ever lived. I can de-lid jars of peanut butter with my mind. I've skillfully used my lightsaber to open many a UPS package. I've made crossing-guards suddenly levitate in the air (via the Force), so that I could continue walking without them telling Master David when to go. I rule. Have a nice day.
- Dave Skywalker
Oh, it's an epic East Side Dave Show, daddy! Radio Wars! G-Baby! The Irish Cobra! Insanity! Roy Harter! Strange People! Little People! Imaginary People! And MORE! Watch the #ESDS NOW on AnthonyCumia.com!!
- Dave
Check out Davey Mac's eyes. Look at them. They are intense. They are dialed in. They are red like Dave's head. Tuesday means Game Time. A day of reckoning and exuberance for the wicked and joyful alike. You bring the popcorn, Dave Pound. I'll bring the fire. HISS. Hear the Dave Man this morning (at 6 AM EST) on Jersey's legendary WRAT 95.9 FM and watch him tonight (7 PM EST) on the East Side Dave Show on AnthonyCumia.com. BAM.
- DAVID
This is what the Dave Man do, daddy. The Dave Man shoots that lightning right out of his fingertips and into the world. Feel my POWER, Dave Pound...because my resolve has NEVER been stronger. The Sith shall dominate this morning on WRAT, 95.9 FM. Prepare to fire the weapon, commander.
- East Side Dave
When the weekend began, I didn't expect to gear up with Episodes IV and V on Saturday and then turn around and watch Episodes VI and VII today, daddy...but indeed that is the galactic plan. And you know what? I couldn't be happier, dawg. I've got a case of Ewok M&M's and some blue milk; a bowl of piping, hot, Mustafar popcorn; and a package of Ackbar Twizzlers ready to go. Chewie...punch it!
- East Side Dave Solo