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You Bring The Noise. I'll Bring The Lightning.

And together we shall rule the Galaxy as Dave Man and Dave Pound.  Nothing will stop us now.  We will finish what our grandfather, Darth Vader, started.  And what a great grandpa he was.  I loved it when he would take us to the boardwalk and Force-Choke the games vendors in order to win us free teddy bears.  And then he would guide the skee-ball with the Dark Side of the Force into always going in the 50-point circle.  We'd win so many reward-tickets that we were able to basically buy a small car when we were done playing the games.  Ahhh, Grandpa Vader, you were good, YOU!  

- "East Side" Dave Ren

Go Go Gadget-Dave-O!!

It's Friday!!  It's Fun Day!!  It's time to kick off those shoes and pants and walk into 7-11 with your adult-diaper on and demand that you get a free Slurpee for being a loyal customer throughout the years!!  And if you don't get that free Slurpee, you threaten to remove that adult-diaper and let your poo spill out all over the Slim Jims!!  BAM!!  Have a great weekend, Dave Pound!!

- "East Side" Dave

YOWZA.

Kobe Bryant scored SIXTY points in his final game in the NBA!!  Did you see that?!  The twenty-year Laker was like a damned Jedi!  I heard after he retires he's gonna move to some rocky island off the coast of Ireland and wear a dark brown robe with a hood on until some Jedi-wannabe hands him a lightsaber!  BAM!  Dave Man here saying, "Peace out, babies!  Make sure you eat a balanced breakfast!!"

- East Side Dave

Tuesday's Are Made For The Irish Cobra. Hiss.

Today is that special time of the week where "East Side" Dave, aka "The Irish Cobra", brings the magic, the ferocity, the lightning, and the donuts to the world.  The Dave Man shall dominate the morning (at 6 AM EST) on Jersey's legendary WRAT 95.9 FM and then make love to the night (at 7 PM EST) on the East Side Dave Show on AnthonyCumia.com.  Welcome to the jungle, baby.  HISS.

- Dave  

May Your Week Be A Mischievous One! Hahahahaha!

...Here's hoping you have a wickedly silly week, Dave Pound!  Let's be NUTS and eat some candy right before bedtime!  Let's go CRAZY and take a nap with our shoes on!  I myself am gonna rock the microphone on WRAT, 95.9 FM this morning and then go outside without my jacket zipped up!  INSANE!

- East Side Dave aka the REAL Joker

Sunday Funday!

Awwwww YEAH, Daddy!  I'm up at 6:45 AM and the Dave Man gots himself lots of energy!  The Dave Master is gonna have some breakfast, work out, plan his day, do the PlayStation (Star Wars Battlefront), wrestle little Stanley Mac, take the dog out, solve the JFK Assassination mystery, sew a quilt, build a robot, invent a new ice cream flavor, get pictures of the Loch Ness Monster, brush a cobra's teeth, eat a bar of soap, and crush the day!  Peace!!

- East Side Dave

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Theory

We open the the Rogue One: A Star Wars Story trailer with an English, dark-haired girl who seems to be our hero.  Let's get right into the theorizing here and say "Could this be Rey's late mother?"  Think about it.  She may be eight to ten years senior Luke Skywalker's age, but plenty of guys like older chicks.  This would explain why Rey (who many of us believe is Luke's daughter) has very few physical characteristics in common with Luke.  He is a blond-haired, American man.  Rey is a British-accented, black-haired woman.  Sounds a lot more like Jyn Erso (Rogue One's female protagonist) than Master Skywalker.  But what do I know?  I haven't slept in four days and am on all kinds of cough syrup.  In fact, as I type this my hands appear to be morphing into large sticks of butter.  Good day.

- East Side Dave  

YOU! You're Good, You!

YOU.  I want YOU to have the best day YOU can.  In fact, look at this entire article as motivation for YOU.  Let it spark the fires of passion within YOU.

ME?  I'm gonna take a nap.  Maybe make some macaroni and cheese.  Then watch some reality TV while munching on Cool Ranch Doritos. 

But YOU?  YOU will rock with the fury of a thousand dragons today.

- Inspirational Words from East Side Dave

We Have Come To Earth To Entertain You.

...And that is what we shall do.  Our prerogative is to amuse and interest you Earthlings at all costs.  For we are the Alliance Of Awesomeness...and we are here to make your lives better.  Good day, Earthlings.

- East Side David

East Side Dave...New Jersey's Finest.

Let's admit it...with all due respect to Mr. Springsteen and Mr. Nicholson, "East Side" Dave McDonald is the Prince Of New New Jersey.  It's true.  Just look at that photo.  Only a true New Jerseyan would wear a T-shirt with their home-state printed on it.  And yes, Dave is the one typing this article and talking in third person.  Good day to you all.

- East Side Dave

The Final Four AND WrestleMania AND Star Wars?! The Dave Man Is In, Daddy!

The digital copy of Star Wars: The Force Awakens came out yesterday.  So there's that.

Meanwhile, the Final Four semi's are on tonight.  So there's that.

Then we have WrestleMania 32 tomorrow.  So there's that.

This is the greatest weekend of my life.  So there's that.

- East Side Dave (So there's that.)

                                   Stan & Dave: So there's them.

My Name Is Dave And I Just Peed Myself...April Fools!

...April First is a weird one, daddy.  Believe it or not, I never really liked this odd day of horrible pranks.  I don't think jokes should be scheduled on the calendar.  And then there's the weird maneuver of doing something truly atrocious and thinking that everything's OK if you blurt "April Fools!" at the end.  You can't kill someone's cat and then shout "April Fools!" and escape punishment.  You're going down, daddy.  Anyway, have a good one.

- East Side Dave   

The Hunt For Dave October.

Hey!  I like filters on my photographs!  This one makes me feel like I'm sitting in a Russian, nuclear submarine!  Rock and roll!

- East Side Dave

A New Episode Of The East Side Dave And Son Wrestling Show Is Now Up!

The world's greatest wrestling commentators, "East Side" Dave McDonald and his son, Stanley Mac, bring the power and electricity to this dynamic WrestleMania 32 Preview!  Who will win?  Who will lose?  How the heck are we supposed to know?!  But we'll have fun talking about it!  Check out the show NOW!  Just visit The East Side Dave And Son Wrestling Show section on this site!

- Dave

How Are You?

I gotta tell you...I'm thankful to be here on this planet with you.  I like you more than you know.  Maybe I even love you.  Life is nutty, ain't it?  Have a good day.  

- Dave

 

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