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This morning. Carl & Dave destroy the FM airwaves on WRAT, 95.9 The Rat. Tune in for sheer awesomeness, daddy. Then, the East Side Dave Show takes over the world on AnthonyCumia.com. One life. Let's crush it to the fullest, baby. Fin.
- East Side Dave
I'm gonna get in the spirit of Presidents' Day and declare secret wars on unsuspecting countries while covering up my tracks in illegal and immoral ways! Have a great day, everyone!
- East Side Dave
Gonna just chillax and watch the NBA All-Star Game on TNT this evening and maybe pop eight or 12 Xanax and clean my guns pantless and start suspecting my puppets of being untruthful with me and begin eating my own pillow. Have a good one!
- East Side Dave
Yeah! Love! It's in the air! Er...um...well, whatever!
- East Side Dave
...And every day. Watch out, buddy. Winter is coming.
- East Side Dave
...The Davefather. A new motion picture starring "East Side" Dave McDonald. Directed by Chuck Ford Coppola (Francis' much-less-talented-twin-cousin). Coming this December (if the world hasn't blown up by that point).
Sometimes I rock and roll just for BREAKFAST, baby. That's how hardcore the Dave Man is. I'll punch a dinosaur in the jaw and jump my motorcycle over the moon, daddy. Welcome to the Jungle.
- East Side Dave
Davey Mac here. Who needs shut-eye when you're a broadcasting Jedi like myself. I says you should join us this morning on Jersey's famous WRAT, 95.9 The Rat. I says we shall dominate today like legends. Peace.
- East Side Dave
If you haven't watched Tuesday's East Side Dave Show, then YOU, my friend, are a nut-head. Check it out NOW on AnthonyCumia.com!
Just do me a favor and make sure you properly chop up your wife and son into little bits or I'll charge you DOUBLE!
- David
Why is the Dave Man holding an umbrella in this clearly insidious picture? And what is with that hand? Or is it a fin? Or maybe I just didn't sleep at all last night and the Dave Man is seeing things that aren't there!
- Dave
I woke up today with a disconcerting ear-ache...only to find droplets of blood on my pillow. Apparently I either had some sort of aneurysm in my sleep...or just a really bad nightmare. Doesn't matter, Dave Pound. I won my radio station football pick'em challenge by going a perfect 11 and 0 in the postseason (for proof it's on the site of WRAT, 95.9 FM...where I dominate the airwaves every morning from 6 to 10 AM). In any event, Happy Birthday Mary Steenburgen!
- East Side Dave
I'm not gonna brag, but I am the greatest sports prognosticator who ever lived. Jimmy "The Greek". The Swami. Nostradamus. They have nothing on predicting athletics on "East Side" Dave McDonald. I went a perfect eleven and ZERO (including, of course, this Super Bowl). Sleep tight, Dave Pound. I know I will.
- East Side Dave
Your ears and eyes are in for a treat, dogsie.
This is a fantastic American day where we eat more food than a small village in most areas of the world and consume more booze than every pirate that has ever lived. After we are fully drunk and food-happy, we watch the football and, depending on your level of fandom, we throw things at the television set...sometimes breaking it. Then we pass out on bowls of half-eaten chips and dream of field goals before we head into work tomorrow. Have a great day!
- East Side Dave
Let's fire up the burgers and beers and get ready for some grown men in helmets and tight pants giving each other debilitating injuries. The Dave Man's prediction? Broncos 31, Panthers 28. Bring the lightning, Dave Pound!! Have a great weekend!!
- East Side Dave
Ok, fine, I did! I admit it!! And I enjoyed every second of it! Muahahaahahaha!!!!!
- East Side Dave
Whether you're listening to the Dave Man, weekday mornings on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM; or watching the East Side Dave Show on AnthonyCumia.com........Sir David wants you to join him. And then we can be pals forever...and ever...AND EVER. Hahahaha!! Just kidding, that last part was the DayQuil talking...shouldn't have mixed it with tequila. Later!
- East Side Dave
We dominate the poop out of the East Side Dave Show, LIVE every Tuesday at 7 PM (EST)!! But you can still hear ALL the shows on AnthonyCumia.com to witness sheer, under-the-influence, but FUN-as-tickles show! And big thanks to Jimmy Mac of the great RebelForce Radio as special guest!! Enjoy, Dave Pound! #ESDS!
- East Side Dave
Don't let the confused and essentially psychotic look fool you...I'm here for you, baby. Make no mistake about it. I'm going to rock your morning with love and tickles. Have a good day, sweetums.
- East Side Dave