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Sunday: Jedi Training Day.

I usually take some time out each and every Sunday to do some Jedi training.  I do my lightsaber exercises.  I make rocks float with the Force.  You know, Jedi-type stuff.  If you need me, send a protocol droid over to my house to deliver your message.  Thank you.

- Davey Skywalker

Eight Days Until Super Bowl 50.

...And I can't wait, daddy.  I'm already getting the Super Bowl Fever.  Either that or I've contracted chlamydia (again).  Bring on the game!!!

- East Side Dave  

David Wishes You A Fine, Fine Weekend.

Get out there and enjoy yourself.  Play outside and scare strangers if you'd like.  Have heart-to-heart talks with animals.  And be the bestest person you can be,  Later!

- East Side Dave

Davey-Wan Kenobi: All-Powerful Jedi

If you strike me down, Darth, I shall become some sort of blue, glowing, creep who keeps stalking a dumb farm-boy.  In other words, Darth, do me a favor and kill me already!!

- Davey-Wan Kenobi

Pinkeye-Shmink Eye!

The Dave Man comes to BRING the pain and electricity baby!  You might as well call me The Emperor (he tedned to bring pain and electricity).  Tune in to Carl & Dave on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM.  ZAP!!!

- East Side Dave

General Dave Says: "Have A Good Day, Boys & Girls!"

Enjoy your day, dogsies!  Eat lots of bread!  Drink the hot chocolate!  Shovel the snow!  Take down the Resistance!  Protect Starkiller Base!  Careful, Ren, that your personal interest does not interfere with orders from Supreme Leader Snoke!!

- General East Side Dave

This Morning's Commute Was A Sucky One.

I forgot about that thing called "a blizzard" and that it could possibly be a little dicey getting to work this morning.  I pulled my car out of my still-very-icy-driveway (which we pay to have plowed) and I immediately got stuck in snow and ice.  I ask my landlord, "Why am I paying so much money in rent and upkeep when the plow-job is horrendous?!  I want my money back!!"  Nevertheless, I made it into the radio station.  So check out Carl & Dave on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM.  Bam.  And Ms. Landlord, "I want my money back!!!"

- East Side Dave

We Survived The Blizzard!

Yikes!!  That turned out to be quite intense!  Where I am in New Jersey, we received almost two feet of snow...and some snow-drifts are up to about FIVE feet!!  Yowza!!  Even my Tauntaun seems to have frozen by the time we reached the first marker!  AND I was attacked by a Wampa...but I cut the bastard's arm of.  BAM!  Now for the interminable job of shoveling the car out and whatnot!  Peace!

- East Side Dave

BlizzardMania 2016!

Holy mackerel, daddy!  It's a damned blizzard out there!  It's a Snow-A-Thon!  We lost power!  Where's my ax?!  I have to chase that little brat Danny around the hedge-maze!!  DANNY!!!  I'm comin' for ya, boy!!!

- East Side Dave

Blizzardgeddon 2016!!!

It's ON, dawg!  The blizzard is swooping in to bury us, our pets, and even our silverware underneath 47 blankets of snow!!  Ahhhhh!!  I've purchased 300 eggs, 12 gallons of milk, and more bread than can fit into a small garage!!  My Tauntaun is fully fed and ready to go!!  BRING IT!!  

- East Side Dave

Use The Force! Use It!!!

Use that damned Force already and enjoy Carl & Dave on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM.  You don't need to do a Jedi mind trick on yourself...just turn on the radio!!  BOOM!

- East Side Dave

The East Side Dave Show...Lighting Society On Fire.

Shhhhhhh...don't tell anyone...but the East Side Dave Show is off to a flying start and getting rave reviews.  If you haven't seen it yet, what are you waiting for, dogsie?!  We could get hit by a comet or eaten by space-dinosaurs any second now!  Subscribe to AnthonyCumia.com for the East Side Dave Show today!  

East Side Dave: A Gentleman.

Hey, say what you will about me...I don't know how to tie my shoes; I get confused at clouds; chickens make me laugh; I'm scared of bushes; I tease staplers.........wait.....where was I going with this?  Oh, yeah!  Say what you will about me, daddy...but I AM a gentleman.

- East Side Dave

We Bring The Fire Today, Baby.

Carl & Dave bring the fire, YOU bring the snacks.  That's the way it works.  Like caveman times.  I don't care if it's the head of a deer or what, YOU bring the snacks.  Carl & Dave have brought the fire.  See you weekday mornings on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM.  BAM.   

- East Side Dave

 

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