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We are the winners, dogsies. We don't talk the talk. We walk the WALK. And those that cannot join us in our march of blood, sweat, and tears shall suffer a coconut to the head. For we do not hesitate to waste fruit if it can help our cause. And what is that cause? To DOMINATE. Good day.
- East Side Dave
Save yourselves. Dave Pound! These cans are dangerous! Keep safe! Avoid the cans!! Bye!!
- East Side Dave (WRAT, 95.9 FM)
Ahhhh...mysteries abound in the galaxy. For Jedi Knight East Side Dave...the Force cannot clearly show his future. But what we can say now...is that 2016 looks to bring some exciting changes to the Dave Universe. That is all, my Padiwans.
- East Side Dave Skywalker
That's right, baby! It's the Dave Man's birthday today and I wanted to say to you all "thank you" for the kind words! I received not one, but THREE Star Wars shirts! Then, when the cake was brought out and the candles were still lit, I wished for three MORE Star Wars shirts! Bam! See you later!
- East Side Dave
It's spooooooky out there (and by that I mean I only have on underwear and a were-wolf mask! Don't let the goblins turn on you! Fight them up with sticks! Don't let the ghosts haunt you! Crack them in the knee-caps with a mirror! Don't fret about vampires! Shove garlic bread in their faces! And if you're desperate to ward off evil spirits or cliche Halloween costumes, don't be afraid to call on the ghost with the most...Daveyjuice! Enjoy your scary evening, daddy! Boooooo!
- East Side Dave
Ooooooooohh!!! Ahhhhhhh!! It's Hallow's Eve!!! Yeeeeoooooww!!! The ghosts are out, Dave Pound! The vampires are sharpening their teeth! The Frankensteins are walking on treadmills! The werewolves are getting fresh haircuts! All in preparation for Halloween tomorrow! So I want you to stay safe! Stay inside! Nail your doors shut! And let me borrow 1,600 bucks (sorry...I thought I'd just throw that in). Have a good one!!
- East Side Dave
Take a look around. We have three different radio shows you can listen to here. We have a slew of videos. We have tons of articles and pics. And if this is your first time at East Side Dave Country......relax......you've ALWAYS been here at East Side Dave Country.
- Dave
When I'm feeling paler than usual, I usually chalk it up to my rare disease, the A-Ha Virus...otherwise known as the "Take On Me Syndrome." I usually combat the illness with some Vitamin C and the assistance of a 1980's diner waitress. Peace.
- East Side Dave (WRAT, 95.9 FM)
Ladies and gentlemen...I have an announcement: a fresh, new episode of the award-winning Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW up in the DMSP Player section on this site! World Series talk! NFL talk! Special guest...our Australian friend Inno Centius! Davey Mac's dominance! Pepper's arm! Flutesy! Roy! Sean! Madness! LSD! Booze! And more! Listen to the Davey Mac Sports Program NOW in the the DMSP Player section on this site! And subscribe on iTunes!
You're welcome, Dave Pound. I have given you the greatest, most cost-effective Halloween costume that you could possibly receive...the East Side Dave Halloween Mask! What I'd like you to do is click on the picture in this article. Then, print this son of a bitch. After that, you can keep the eyes...or cut them out (cutting them out would probably be better for your vision). Lastly, Scotch-tape the mask to your head and then scare the Holy Hell out of your loved ones and enemies. BAM!
- East Side Dave
I wanted to tell you, the Dave Pound, that we should rock and roll today. I was ready to give you some motivational and inspirational words that would lift your spirit and carry you through the evening. But alas, Lord Vader interrupted my plans like the intrusive Sith that he can be sometimes. Thus, may the Force be with you and whatnot and now if you don't mind I have some business to take care of. Bring it, Vader!
- East Side Dave Skywalker
Oh yeah, brother! The world's greatest wrestling program, The East Side Dave And Son Wrestling Show, is NOW available on iTunes! To subscribe and enjoy, just visit this iTunes link here! And to stay on THIS site, feel free to listen to complete episodes HERE as well on this site in The East Side Dave And Son Wrestling Show section! Boom!
- Dave
OK, ok...I apologize for sounding threatening there, dogsie. There shan't be any wrath-feeling on your part...I promise. The most you'll experience from the Dave Man is maybe someone tickling your ears while you're asleep. Or perhaps I'll paint your toenails Halloween colors (again, while you're a-sleepin'). In any event, join the show that is crushing the radio, Carl & Dave on WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM (EST).....or you'll pay, daddy!! ...Actually, you won't pay. Sorry again for that. You'll just have a nice time. Adios!
- East Side Dave
Ah, yes! The WWE's arguably most dangerous Pay-Per-View kicks off live tonight at 8 PM (EST)! It's the brutal Hell In A Cell!! And how should YOU prepare for this squared-circle extravaganza?! By listening to the world's greatest wrestling program...The East Side Dave And Son Wrestling Show! We give our Hell In A Cell predictions and prognostications!! Visit the ESD & Son Wrestling Show Section by clicking on that orange link to hear it NOW, brother!! ...'Cuz East Side Dave said so!
- D.M.
Thanks to Jimbo for creating this amazing intro (that we have yet to use) for the world's greatest wrestling program...The East Side Dave And Son Wrestling Show! Amazing job, Jimbo! And check out the show in The East Side Dave And Son Wrestling Show section on this site! BAM!
It's a beautiful world. Remember to take the time to ingest some good, fresh, Earthly air. Take a stroll by a lake. Look up at the sky. Hey, what's that giant laser beam headed our way? Is that a----------
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I'm ready to body-slam the weekend to Hell! I'm ready to take Saturday by the back and power-bomb his ass until he thinks he's Tuesday! I'm ready to grab Sunday by the lapels and tombstone him to next Thursday! Bring it on! TGIF!!!
- East Side Dave (WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM)
Let's get right to it! A brand, new episode of this week's award-winning Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW up in the DMSP Player section on this site! October rocks, dosgie, with the MLB Postseason; Mets Vs. Cubs; Royals Vs. Blue Jays; Louisville Sex Scandal; Dragons; the NFL; the Millennium Falcon; Monday Night Football and Star Wars; Lunatics; Sleep Deprivation; the CIA mind control experiments; sports; Weirdos; and MORE on this awesome episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program! Listen now in the the DMSP Player section on this site! And subscribe on iTunes!
And THEN, after that spectacularness, check out a very special episode of our critically-acclaimed, monthly, movie show, The Watchers...NOW available in The Watchers section on this site! It's a Watchers Star Wars trailer review! Comments! Predictions! Prognostications! And MORE! Hear it NOW in The Watchers section on this site! And subscribe on iTunes! It's...The Watchers!
No need for long soliloquy's or nonsensical passages here, Dave Town. Time is precious...and should be beholden like a spectacular jewel of such beauty that it blinds the eye of all those who see it. For we are the children of fire...and the lovers of the sky. And, YES, to answer your question, the David has thrice taken DayQuil today and is insane. Listen to Davey on WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM (EST).
- Sir Daveth The Grand
Holy mackerel! It's actually October 21st, 2015. I thought for sure we'd be nuked by now, or eaten by dinosaurs, or imprisoned by aliens, or some nonsense like that. But, alas, we made it! We're still alive......and in the future! Yeeehhaaawww! Enjoy us this morning on New Jersey's famous WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM (EST). Bye, McFly!
- East Side Dave