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Happy Labor Day, Dogsies!

I refuse to let you do any labor!  That defeats the damned purpose of Labor Day!  Instead, out of concern for your well-being, I request that watch JAWS......for Labor Day is, in my opinion, the last, good day to view that film until Memorial Day.  So let's JAWS it up today, my homies, and go a-sharkin'!!  Enjoy!

- East Side Dave

Jaws' Final Viewing!

Let's face it.  Today and tomorrow (Labor Day) are the final, two, official days to watch Jaws.   After that, we put it on the ol' Blu-Ray shelf until Memorial Day.  Se we better take advatange of this day, dogsies!  Enjoy this Jaws-mini-materpiece from 8-time Oscar-winner, visionary writer-director, Dave McDonald.

The NEW Shield of the WWE!

Let's face it, Dean Ambrose needs some new reinforcements.  That's where "East Side" Dave and Stanny Mac come in.  We're here for you, Dean.  We'll take down the Authority and then crush Wyatt Clan.  After that, we'll conquer the Earth.  

- East Side Dave

Happy Force Friday!

Hey, daddy. You know what day it is?!  It's Force Friday, dogsie!!  It's a day for us Star Wars fans to wear green, hit the local pub, and get----hold on.  Wrong day.  Force Friday is when we celebrate all of the great, new merchandise coming out that revolves around the Star Wars series in general and the new film, The Force Awakens, in particular.  And a special thanks to RebelForce Radio for connecting the Dave Man with Steve Sansweet, Chairman and President of Rancho Obi-Wan, former Director of Content Management and head of Fan Relations at Lucasfilm Ltd., and author of the great, new book: "Star Wars: The Ultimate Action Figure Collection".  Enjoy Force Friday, Jedi!!

- East Side Dave Kenobi

                    "East Side" Dave McDonald and Steve Sansweet

Roger Goodell, You Been Impractically-Punk-Swerved-Powned, Jackass!

Take every practical-joke-reality-show.  Combine them into one, big, shitty snowball.  And throw that snowball at NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's dumb, Meryl Streep-looking head.  If you did these things, you would be Tom Brady.  His four game-suspension has been overturned by that Federal Judge Berman...who is insane.  Everyone involved in this DeflateGate nonsense is either a dirtbag, inept, or crazy...or all of the above.  

- East Side Dave

Who's Gonna Rock Today? YOU Are, Tiger!

That's right.  You're gonna set 'em up and knock 'em down.  You're gonna light this baby up like an old Christmas tree.  You're gonna squash it like the grape that it is.  Enjoy us on 95.9 The RAT at 6 AM (EST).  This has been a motivational speech.

- From East Side Dave

I CRUSH Justin Bieber In Drums.

Further showing the decaying taste of young Americans far and wide, Justin Bieber played the drums on Jimmy Fallon's show last night, and the Internet has blown up over how "good" he apparently was.  I didn't see it.  I'm not gonna even Google it.  I just know that I destroy him in the art of drumming.  This video is evidence.  Here I am.  Out of my mind in the Smoke Zone.  And I still annihilate the skins.  I bet you Bieber has never even heard of Keith Moon.

- East Side Dave

This Week's Davey Mac Sports Program Is NOW Up!

I am a man who provides entertainment.  And thus, this week's epic episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW available  in the DMSP Player section on this site!  Listen in as we discuss Dave's war with his neighbors, insanity, A-Rod being a Sith Lord, LSD, mind control, the JFK assassination, and MORE!  Check it out NOW in the DMSP Player section on this site!  And subscribe on iTunes!

- Davey Mac

Davey Mac On The Anthony Cumia Show Today At 4 PM (EST)!

Today will be a very special episode of The Anthony Cumia Show where Anthony and yours truly, "East Side" Dave, will be watching Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan!  Oh, and I believe we will be commenting as the movie plays, too!  It would be weird if we just sat there in silence as you looked at the back of our muted heads for two hours.........anyway, I'm rambling because of the DayQuil.  You can see the awesomeness at 4 PM (EST) on AnthonyCumia.com!  Peace!

- Dave

The Dave Man Likes To Chillax, Man.

Just sittin' here.  Chillaxin'.  Doin' my thing.  Minding my business.  Oh, boy.  I better get to my morning show, Carl & Dave on 95.9 The RAT at 6 AM (EST).  Finish up around 10 AM.  Then more chillaxing.  Peace.

- East Side Dave

Please Don't Tap On My Head.

If I was the Gimp, I wouldn't mind hanging out in that shop all that much.  And the box they'd keep me in seems kind of comfy.  Plus, being a Judas Priest fan, I even like the outfit.  But for crying out loud, I do not appreciate it when the blonde guy taps on my head.  That's not a bongo, sir.  That's my skull.  That is all.

- East Side Dave...aka...the Gimp?

My Hobbies Include...

...Having fun.

Sitting shirtless.

Enjoying drinks with zombies.

Removing my head from my body.

Rocking on the Morning Rat Race with Carl & Dave on 95.9 The RAT at 6 AM (EST)!

- East Side Dave

RIP, Wes Craven!

Honestly, I must have dressed up as Freddy Krueger for Halloween for at least seven, consecutive years.  I had the glove, the sweater, the hat, and used my own face.  ZING!  Ha!  I just slammed myself!

Anyway, Wes Craven was the director of A Nightmare On Elm Street, the Scream franchise, and a host of other horror classics.  RIP, Wes!  Hopefully you're scaring the Hell out of Jesus in Heaven!

- Dave

Hey, There!

I'd like to personally thank you for taking the time to visit East Side Dave Country.  It's a glorious website.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to poo.

- Dave

Monday-Funday!

Who's ready to kill it this week?!  I'll tell you who.  The DAVE MAN is.  Davey Mac is here to crush the week with you.  And we're gonna have some fun, daddy.  See you on 95.9 The RAT at 6 AM (EST)!

- Dave

NO Coke Slurpee at 7-11?! WTF?!

Listen, dogsie.  I am not usually a complainer, whiner, or public masturbator (strike the latter), but I must argue about one thing here.  I went into 7-11 yesterday morning for a fine, refreshing Coke Slurpee...and they had NONE!!  The flavors they carried were lemon, strawberry, grape, and bull shit.  Hey, 7-11, I came here to  do two things: drink come Coke Slurpee and kick some ass.  Looks like we're all out of Coke Slurpee.

- East Side Dave

"Broadway" Joe and "East Side" Dave: Shaving Pals.

I don't know what the phrase "too close for comfort" is and I don't care.  When I like to keep myself in pristine appearance, I enjoy shaving, shirtless, next to Joe Namath.  Real men.  Doing real, naked things together.  Shaving cream: it's for shaving.  This has been a public service announcement from Dave McDonald.

 

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