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Quite frankly, what is Han Solo thinking trying to charge Obi-Wan and me 10,000 space-bucks for getting a ride to Alderaan? I mean, that's like you asking me to give you a hitch to the liquor store two miles away. Han...come on, man! Charge Obi-Wan and Luke what's fair or we'll bring Yogurt into this deal and these negotiations will turned damned ugly! That is all!
- East Side Dave Skywalker
First, I'd like you to enjoy Carl & Dave on 95.9 The RAT at 6 AM (EST). Then, I think you should crack open a beverage of your choice. After that, I recommend gettin' your own dance party going. Following that, I suggest you take your favorite stuffed animal and cuddle it. It's weekend time, baby. Let's get nuts.
- East Side Dave
Boom, baby! This week's remarkable episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW available in the DMSP Player section on this site! The guys discuss AC/DC, Darryl Dawkins, Jon Stewart Vs. John Cena, the Gimp, Stanny Mac, Mysterious Animals, Tom Brady Vs. Roger Goodell silliness, murder, and MORE! So check out this incredible episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program! NOW up in the DMSP Player section on this site! Peace!
First they cast Darrell Hammond as Colonel Sanders for KFC commercials. Now, they've switched to Norm MacDonald as Colonel Sanders. Hogwash! Hogwash, I says!! The best thing for Kentucky Fried Chicken would be to name myself, Sir "East Side" Dave McDonald, as the true Colonel Sanders. I mean, think of all the wonderful nightmares that I would cause children to have! KFC, if you're listening, I only charge two million dollars per commercial. Thanks!
- Dave
Although, truth be told, this is a Tiger Shark.. The bite radius of this animal does not match the wounds of the Kintner boy. However, despite what Mayor Vaughn thinks, I say we cut this son of a bitch open and let that little Kintner brat spill all over the dock (if he is even there). It's go time!
- Dave Hooper
Yesterday was the 40th Anniversary of Bruce Springsteen's iconic and breakthrough album, Born To Run. Here now, without further ado, are my Top Three songs of the album:
3.) "Thunder Road"
This song kicks off the album, and is epic.
2.) "Backstreets"
This ditty is in the middle of the album, and is epic.
1.) "Jungleland"
This tune ends the album, and is epic.
Honorable Mention: All of the other songs on the album (for being epic).
Congrats, Bruce!
- Davey Mac
I hope you're seeing ACDC this evening at MetLife Stadium because I sure as shinola am. If you happen to be there, come say hello to the Dave Man at WRAT's Rat Rock Bus and I won't be buy you any beers because of lack of funds but I will give you a pound, dogsie! It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll, daddy! So get your rock ladder and start climbing!! See you today on 95.9 The RAT at 6 AM (EST). BAM!!
- East Side Dave
It's being called "The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever That Won't Actually Happen Because One Of The Competitors Is Currently Deceased"......"Rowdy" Roddy Piper Vs. "East Side" Dave McDonald...in a never-before-seen Winner-Takes-Kilt match. After their epic battle, however, the two pals will have a nice, tropical drink served in a coconut before slamming said coconut into Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka's head. Peace!
- East Side Dave
I have to tell you, as someone who once had my face bitten off by a shark and had to get a head transplant, I can only say to you, my dogsies: try not to swim with sharks and tell them anti-fish jokes. They just don't get sea humor. See you today on Jersey's legendary 95.9 The RAT at 6 AM (EST). And please call a doctor for the me. Thank you.
- East Side Dave
Check out this gloriously large and epic photo of The First Order from Star Wars: The Force Awakens (due out in theaters on December 18th). Yeah, this flick looks like awesome. As the saying goes, I don't want to get ahead of myself and put the horse on top of the cart and feed him snacks...but this will simply be the Greatest Movie Ever.
- Dave
Man alive, I went over my "brilliant" SummerSlam predictions and I believe I got .00006% correct. If there's one thing I ain't, it's a damned Nostradamus of wrestling. I should just stick with what I do best...making it rain, daddy. See you this week at 6 AM (EST) on 95.9 The RAT!
- East Side Dave
Here are the "Wrestling Master" East Side Dave McDonald's Terrific Top Three predictions for SummerSlam this evening:
* Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns will split up...perhaps Ambrose turns heel and backstabs Reigns. The "brotherhood" dissipates!
* Seth Rollins defeats John Cena and re-breaks his nose!
* The Undertaker gets revenge upon Brock Lesnar for Lesnar breaking the Undertaker's Wrestlemania win streak and crushes Lesnar in an epic match. He then finds East Side Dave in the crowd and choke slams him, too!
Have a great SummerSlam Sunday, dogsie!
- Dave
No one 2001: A Space Odyssey more than the Dave Man, daddy. But one question remains...just what the Sam Hill was the monolith? I'm assuming that it was some kind of alien technology that assists the human species in evolving to reach their maximum potential. Hmm. I think I just answered my own question. Space-mystery solved! Peace!
- Dave
I finally got my hands on the new Entertainment Weekly to stare with my mouth open while zombie drool slides down my face as I peruse the Star Wars article complete with never-before-seen photos of The Force Awakens. Oh, my Lord, the pictures look cosmically awesome. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to lock myself in my room and commit these pics to my Star Wars-obsessed memory. Good day!
- East Side Dave
I'm not gonna be long on words here...except to tell you, my wonderful Dave Pound, that I love the Wookie out of you and I'm hoping your weekend will be out of this galaxy. Hahaha! See that?! See what I did there?! It was a space-pun, daddy!! Hahahaha!
...Have a nice weekend.
- East Side Dave
Pouring, heavy rain from the Heavens will not deter the Dave Man from getting his rock on. It's simply the way I roll, daddy. If anything, it puts me in the mood for precipitation songs. Maybe we can even get a little "November Rain" by G'N'R cooking today. In any event, destroy the day with us, Carl & "East Side" Dave.....weekdays at 6 AM (EST) on 95.9 The RAT! And have a mighty weekend, soldiers! Peace!
- "East Side" Dave
Let's be real clear here...if I ever fought Mike Tyson, I would get absolutely DESTROYED. Hell, if I fought Bill Gates I'd probably get crushed. Other people who would most likely annihilate me in a boxing match:
* Verne Troyer
* Stephen Hawking
* Jim Morrison (despite being dead)
* Hillary Clinton
* The guy who had to cut off his arm while rock-climbing which they made a movie about starring James Franco
The bottom line is this, daddy...Davey Mac is not here to punch...he's here to ROCK. Carl & "East Side" Dave.....weekdays at 6 AM (EST) on 95.9 The RAT!
- Dave
BAM! A wonderful, new episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW available in the DMSP Player section on this site! The guys discuss Dave's appearance on the Anthony Cumia Show, Dave's new job with RebelForce Radio, ACDC, Tom Brady, LeBron Vs. Jordan, Drugs, Dirtbags, Aliens, Star Wars, Criminals, the Blacksox, and MORE fantasticness on this amazing episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program! NOW up in the DMSP Player section on this site! BOOM!
All I know is that Captain Phasma (from Star Wars: The Force Awakens) and I make one heck of a team. Captain Phasma sets up the pins, daddy, and "East Side" David knocks 'em down. Our mutual interests in conquering the galaxy and space-bowling have made us the best of pals. See you turkeys later.
- Dave
Oh, man. We had a WRAT staff party on the boardwalk of Point Pleasant, New Jersey yesterday and my goodness, we crushed it. Beers were flowing. Skee ball was dominated. Cotton candy was devoured. And FUN was had. Join Carl & "East Side" Dave (and Gotts).....weekdays at 6 AM (EST) on 95.9 The RAT! BOOM!
- East Side Dave