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Happy Earth Day!

Earth is a great planet.  There's all kinds of fun stuff to do on it.  There are trees and roller-coasters and even Ocean Monsters on Earth.  It also has Europe, Wiffle Ball, and Cartoons.  Also, we believe Star Wars was invented on Earth.  Good day.

- East Side Dave

This Week's Davey Mac Sports Program Will Be On THURSDAY, Dogsie!

Yessir!  Usually, we do the Davey Mac Sports Program on Wednesday's (around 6:30 PM EST), however this week we shall record on THURSDAY (around 6:30 PM EST)!!  To watch the broadcast as it happens, tune in to the LIVE Show section of this site!!  And after the DMSP is recorded, listen to it as it is posted later that evening (next morning at the latest) in the DMSP Player section!!  Next week - we return to Wednesday's!!  You got all that, dogsie?!  Shoot, that's so much info, I feel like I'm gonna poo!!  Gotta run!!  See you tomorry!!  And tune to WRAT, 95.9 The Rat if you're in the NJ/NY/PA area for Carl & Dave (and Gotts) in the AM!!  Peace, baby-head!!

- Davey Mac

 

Good Morning From The Dave Man!!

It's a nice, Wednesday morning.  Why not share it with Carl & Dave (and Gotts) this AM on WRAT, 95.9 The Rat?  We'll have the sports, the entertainment, the lasers, the Ewoks, the nerf products, the poisonous snakes, the freak-faces, and MORE!!  Good day!!

- East Side Dave

Darth East Side Dave = Kylo Ren?

Apparently, the new, cool villain from Star Wars: The Force Awakens has a name.  And his name be Kylo Ren, dogsie.  And in even stranger movie gossip, word on the street has it that none other than thrice-Academy Award-winner, "East Side" Dave McDonald, will play the part of Kylo Ren.  Furthermore, our sources are now telling us that that last sentence is entirely untrue and simply the fantasy of a Jedi-obsessed, 37-year-old, red-headed shut-in.  That is all.

- Dave 

I Ordered The Rizzuto.

Props to Joe's Deli in Spring Lake, New Jersey, daddy...the town, and delicatessen for that matter, of my youth.  I just went there today for a sub and noticed the fantastic board with sandwiches named after people from Jaws, Back To The Future, and the Yankees, among other pop culture characters.  I ordered the "Rizzuto".  Chicken, mozzarella cheese, and marinara sauce.  Oh, goodness gracious, this thing was so good, I think if we brought it to Phil Rizzuto's grave, we might bring the Scooter back to life.  Peace!!

- East Side Dave

Star Wars: The Hendersons Awaken!

With news of Star Wars spinoff movies in the works, we have word that one of the films will revolve around "East Side" Dave McDonald, and his quest to rule the galaxy with his Sasquatch friend, Harry.  Sounds like a winner to me!

- Davey Mac

Happy 4/20, Whatever That Means!

I'm not pretending to be an expert on anything.  Heck, I barely know how to tie my shoes.  So I certainly will NOT claim to know exactly what 4/20 is about.  But, being the observant fellow that I am, I've noticed many people are stating joyfully a "Happy 4/20!" to one another.  So I will as well.  I have no idea what it means, though.  Having stated all of that, I shall now go into my garage, put on Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here, and sit in my chair watching a Yo, Gabba, Gabba marathon.  Have a great day!

- East Side Dave

The Force Is Strong In My Family...

...The Force is strong in my family.  My father has it.  I have it.  My sister has it.  My neighbor, Bob, has it.  My space-dentist, Dr. Kujyyn, has it.  My womp-rat has it. My spare Sarlacc Pit has it.  My speeder-gunner from "Empire Strikes Back", Dak, has/had it.  My butcher, Grand Moff Meaty, has it.  Et cetera.  Now, I must go and use my powers on WRAT, 95.9 The RAT.  Goodbye, friends.  Oh, and I slipped some Force in your back pocket while you were looking away.....so now YOU have it!

- Master Davey-Mac

Happy 'Game Of Thrones' Night!

I predict the following people are gonna die this evening on HBO's brilliant Game Of Thrones:

- Everyone but Jon Snow.

There you go.  You heard it here first.  The series will most likely conclude tonight unless we just follow Jon Snow gathering wood and eating meat for a of couple seasons.  In any event, enjoy!

- East Side Dave

Have A Great Sunday!

If you're just waking up from last night, don't worry, this photo is not out of focus, you're just very much still bleary-eyed from the party yesterday and you really could use a nice omelet.  Go ahead, treat yourself to a hardy omelet and down it with some fine-grade chocolate milk.  And you have a spectacular damned day, you glorious son of a bitch.  

- East Side Dave

Happy Star Wars Celebration Weekend!

Yessir!!  Currently, the annual Star Wars Celebration is going on in California, and DAMN, Jedi's, I wish to Lord Vader that I was there!!  Next year, I says!!  Next Wookie-Damned year!!  But great coverage is being done by our buddies at RebelForce Radio and the G-Baby, Germain Lussier!!  Check out their updates!!  As for me, I'm gonna lock myself in the Smoke Zone for the entire day with the garage door open and feverishly if not psychedelically watch Episodes III through VI today.  If you see a crazy-eyed, sleep-deprived, unstable, red-headed person wielding around a 30-ounce Easton baseball bat, fear not.....it's simply the Dave Man sadly pretending that he's Luke Skywalker.....keeping his Jedi skill-set sharp.  And if you're in the mood for some Davey Mac Star Wars coverage, listen or watch the March 5th episode of The Watchers with Jimmy Mac (of RebelForceRadio) (click on that orange link for the audio episode or YouTube show).  Enjoy your weekend, dogsie!!  May the bleeping Force be with you!!!

- East Side Dave

TGIF, Dogsie!!

I'm still buzzing over the new, Star Wars trailer.  I slept only three hours last night because of the cosmic adrenalin that was pumping through my space-loving veins that would simply NOT allow me to go beddy-bye.  In fact, I'm thinking of building my own Millennium Falcon today out of discarded cardboard I find on Route 33 in New Jersey,  Anyway, see you today on WRAT, 95.9 The RAT!!  Have a great, galactic weekend!!

- East Side Dave

East Side Dave Exclusive: The Brand NEW Star Wars Trailer!

Ok, ok.....I have to calm down and not freak out or over-hype myself but, quite frankly, Star Wars: The Force Awakens looks like the GREATEST DAMNED MOVIE OF ALL TIME.  See ya later, Gone With The Wind!!  Take a hike, Citizen Kane!!  Screw YOU, Ben-Hur!!  This new Star Wars film is gonna destroy the entire galaxy with sheer awesomeness!!  Take a look!

It's An EPIC Davey Mac Sports Program One MILLION Download Special! Now Available On THIS Site!

It's a crazy, insane, but gloriously spectacular Davey Mac Sports Program One Million Special!!  Davey Mac!  Pepper!  Roy Shaffer!  Sean O!!  Zach Facts!  Irwin Thomas!  Flutesy!  Salty Mike!  Larry Mullen, Jr!  Gabey Baby!  Erik Z!  Music!  Illegal activities!  Mind-alteration!  Odd topics!  Songs!  It's a classic episode you must hear!  Visit the DMSP Player section for this masterpiece!!  And thank YOU all who listen every week!  Appreciated!!  Enjoy!!

- East Side Dave

Breaking News! Darth Vader Invades A Consular Ship!

The Empire is officially off the rails!  We've just learned that Lord Vader has occupied a consular ship which was clearly on a diplomatic mission, and is now running roughshod over its fine space-citizens, including East Side Dave Kenobi!!  Vader has been quoted as saying, "If this is a consular ship, where is the Ambassador?"  More on this story as it develops!

- East Side Dave