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Let's Have An Excellent Weekend, Dave Poound!

Have a good weekend, dogsie.  You've earned it.  That boss of yours is always on your back, literally, riding around on you and pronouncing you as his personal camel.  Well, that's just BS, daddy.  NO ONE deserves to be a personal camels for ANYONE.....not even actual camels.  Peace.  Love.  Camel.

- East Side Dave

Little East Side Dave: Baseball Legend.

       Little East Side Dave: Bribed His Way Into the Hall Of Fame?

Look at that pitch right there.  That bad boy is cutting, daddy.  We're talking some weird, Jedi, Sandy Koufax, Master-of-Disaster screwball sh*t.  That baseball has Bugs Bunny movement.  No wonder little Dave McDonald would one day get into Cooperstown..........after paying the $29.95 entrance fee.

- Davey Mac

Dave & Axl? Twins?

Look how similar we look!  We appear to be twinsies!  D. Mac McDonald and W. Axl Rose: Buddy-Pals-For-Life!  If you're reading this, Axl, don't be scared......I'm just a big fan.  Also, would you like to come over to my garage and jam one time?  I have a drum set.  You'll need to bring your own microphone.  See ya there, buddy-twin-pal!

- East Side Dave, 95.9 The Rat

This Week's Superb Davey Mac Sports Program Is NOW Up On This Site, Dogsies!

It's a killer Davey Mac Sports Program that you'll want to hear!!  Just go to the DMSP Player section (click on that orange link, baby) on this site!!  The guys play Bill Walton's brilliant, psychedelic, basketball audio clip, they discuss March Madness, they attempt to play the Traveling Wilburys, and talk about illegal activity, Chris Elliott, insane people, and MORE!!  It's the award-winning Davey Mac Sports Program!!  Enjoy!!

Star Wars: Rogue One

The rumor is that Disney will put out a stand-alone Star Wars movie between episodes VII and VIII.  It will be called Star Wars: Rogue One, and will be about a group of bounty hunters on a mission to steal the blue-prints and layouts of the Death Star in order to give it to the the Rebels (who use said plans to blow it up in Episode IV).  This sounds bleeping awesome.  I'm so excited, I just punched myself in the stomach.  HARD.  Now, it hurts when I go tinkles.  That is all.

- East Side Dave

Good Morning To You, My Friends & Teddy Bears!

I'm not gonna lie.  I'm on little sleep and am crazy today.  We're talking seeing-things-and-hearing-things-that-aren't-there-and-what-was-that crazy.  Anyway, the Dave Man is STILL gonna rock it with Carl and Gotts on WRAT's  Morning Rat Race.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to feed this cartoon dragon that is sitting on my shoulder.  He likes marshmallows.  Oh, and will someone tell Babe Ruth to stop pestering me?  Apparently, he's come back in ghost form and is asking me to get him some ghost-whiskey and ghost-hot dogs.  I wouldn't even know where to buy that stuff.  Later!

- East Side Dave

Where Does He Get Those Wonderful Toys?

Do you remember that line from the Tim Burton Batman?  That got me thinking.......do Kay Bee Toy Stores still exist?  I remember going there all the time when I was a kid.  We had one at the Monmouth Mall.......oh......and by the way.....both Jack Nicholson AND the Dave Man are from Monmouth County, New Jersey.  Yeah.  Anyway, I suppose I could just look it up on the ol' Google or Toysapedia or some shit but I thought I'd ask YOU first.  That's all.  You seem pretty smart.  Plus, our over-reliance on technology and artificial intelligence for information will one day cause the human race to lose our brain power.  That is all.

- East Side Dave

Dave and gang do this somewhat-impromptu version of the Paul Simon classic, "Still Crazy After All These Years". Says Paul Simon about this amazing performance: "I want nothing to do with these people."  From the March 18th, 2015 DAVEY MAC SPORTS PROGRAM!  Subscribe on iTunes and listen with the DMSP Player!

Here Come The Bastards.

Davey Mac and Stormtroopers.  Coming right at you.  In all its stenciled-color glory.  The only thing that would make this photo even better is if someone had it move and put it to a Primus song.  Well, forget the hypothetical's, ring-ding!  I did it already!  Click on the middle of this EastSideDave Instagram link for the photo/video! 

- East Side Dave

Vader & David - Legendary Folk Duo

The year was 1969.  The buzz at Woodstock was the arrival of Vader & David, music's hottest new group.  They had compiled such hits as "The Sound Of Sith-Lords" and "Star Destroyer Fair".  But when they unveiled their newest, unheard single, "We Just Blew Up Alderaan", the crowd was unkind.  That awkward performance would be their final one.  The two would part, but only after Force-Choking out the entire audience.

95.9: A Rat Odyssey

See what I did?  I did a play on words.  I did it like the Stanley Kubrick movie, 2001: A Space Odyssey.  Basically, this whole article was to see how many times I could type the word "did"......because it's kind of a funny word when you look at it.  Did.  Ha.  DID.  Hahahaha!!  Oh, man, I should have gotten more sleep last night!!  Enjoy Carl & Dave this morning on New Jersey's legendary, WRAT, 95.9 The Rat!!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

Nice Job, Towel Boy!!

Watch the #MarchMadness towel boy, whose only job is to keep the court dry, slip and fall. #Irony. #Face. #EastSideDave.

"Watch the #MarchMadness towel boy, whose only job is to keep the court dry, slip and fall. #Irony. #Face. #EastSideDave."

The Towel Boy's main duty is to wipe the court as dry as the desert planet of Tatooine.  This poor son of a bitch did an inadequate job, in the Dave Man's opinion.  Here's the link to my exclusive Instagram video.  Beat THAT, EPSN!!!

- East Side Dave

March Madness Is KILLING Me.

I believe at least TWO of my Final Four teams have been eliminated already and we're barely into the first Sunday of the damned NCAA Tournament.  March Madness has turned me into any even more sleep-deprived maniac, just aimlessly walking the boardwalk in Asbury Park, New Jersey, wondering "What the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks was I thinking with Iowa State?"  I feel like either Nucky Thompson or Tony Soprano....in either case....not a good outcome for those two.  I DID however, gutlessly choose Kentucky to go all the way.  So, .005% of myself will feel good if the Wildcats take the title.  Davey Mac, signing out.

- East Side Dave

East Side Dave and the Anthony Cumia! Good Times, Daddy!

           East Side Dave & Anthony Cumia: Dangerous People

I had a fantastic time doing the Anthony Cumia Show last night on a LIVE broadcast!!  We saw creeps, nice-looking women, more creeps, and plenty of tattoos!!  Anthony and the Dave Man discussed all things pertinent to the planet Earth in our times: Robert Durst, horrible tats, the Sopranos, evil corporations, suitable weapons, crazy-eyed people, Star Wars, and MORE!  To hear the show, visit AnthonyCumia.com and download the March 21st, East Side Dave episode!  And if you're in the New Jersey/New York/Philadelphia area, don't forget to check out Davey Mac as part of the Morning Rat Race with Carl & Dave (and Gotts), on Jersey's legendary rock station- WRAT, 95.9 The Rat!!  Peace!!

- East Side Dave

East Side Dave To Be On The Anthony Cumia Show TODAY!

   Oh, daddy!  It's on like a game of Donkey Something-Or-Other, I forget the last name.  In any event, the Dave Man will return to the Anthony Cumia Show TODAY, for a special, live broadcast at 5 PM (EST) at the Resorts World Casino in New York City for the No Limits Tattoo Expo!!  Since I'm sure this will be discussed, that's a pic of my terrible (since covered-up) Sopranos tattoo.

   But that's not all!!  Dave plans on bringing the excitementness (which is technically not a word) as he returns to Anthony's show after his critically-acclaimed appearance in August.  World-renown film critic Roger Ebert even said about Dave's spot on The Compound: "It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.  Better than The Godfather....and certainly more violent!  As as aside, it's difficult for me to say these things since A.) I have no jaw.  And B.) I'm currently deceased." 

   Anyway, for the awesomeness (is that a word?), tune in today around 5:00 PM (EST) to the Anthony Cumia Show!!  And while we're at the plugging thing, if you're in the New Jersey/New York/Philly area, tune in to my show, Carl & Dave on the Morning Rat Race each weekday morning beginning at 6 AM (EST) on the legendary rock station, WRAT, 95.9 The Rat!!  PEACE!

- East Side Dave

PS - If you want to check out Davey Mac on TLC's "America's Worst Tattoos" featuring the Sopranos tat, click on the video below or scroll down in the Latest Videos section on this site.  Double Pace!!

- Dave

DIRECTV Has Failed Me Again.

I refuse to pay my DIRECTV bill for the next sixteen years; nor should I have to.  Why, you ask?  Because while we've gotten four, little inches of snow here in Monmouth County, New Jersey,  my "television service" is now totally down.  This means that I cannot watch Friday's mega-exciting Round of 64 during March Madness.  I even went outside (in my Empire Strikes Back-Hoth underwear) and checked the enormous satellite dish on my roof, and the bloody thing is totally unobstructed.  And because of this, I am demanding that DIRECTV pay me ten million dollars or I'm going to sue them for mental collapse (and bad TV providing).  As a result, I'm forced to watch a fictitious college basketball game, in the form of the film Blue Chips (a Nick Nolte tour-de-force).  And screw Ricky for asking for that tractor.  I might sue him, too.  That is all.

- East Side Dave

Bring On The Snow! I'm Indoors Already! Face!

The good thing about March Madness is that my backside is parked on the couch for 96 straight hours over the course of these first, four days.  I don't care it it's snowing (again), if there's an AT-AT Walker shooting lasers ay my house, if a dinosaur is eating my chimney, if a Game Of Thrones dragon is sleeping in my bed, etc.  The Dave Man shall be a-watchin' TV non-stop, so none of that nonsense matters.  Have a great weekend, dogsies!!

- East Side Dave

 

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