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The East Side Dave March Dogsie Bracket!

Nothing says MADNESS better than Davey Mac!  So print out this East Side Dave March Dogsie Bracket and do whatever you want with it!  Give it to a loved one.....or an enemy!  Confuse your pets with it!  It's YOURS!

Here's Your Quentin Tarantino-Movie Pic Of The Dave Man.

           East Side Dave: Method Actor...In Other Words...CRAZY.

I love the Tarantino shot where our heroes or villains (depending on your point of view, dogsie) look down at the camera menacingly.  Think of the Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown trunk scenes.  Think of the Kill Bill buried-aive shot.  Think of Inglorious Basterds in the final scene where Brad Pitt is staring down at Christoph Waltz.  Shout out to ya, Quentin!  If you ever need a deranged, frightening, red-headed person who works in radio (WRAT, 95.9 The RAT) in one of your movies, then I'm your man! 

- East Side Dave

Davey Mac Skywalker - Master Jedi & Defender

I'll put up with a lot.  I'll put up with people trying to throw me in the Sarlacc Pit, shooting lasers at my X-Wing, attempting to feed me to a Rancor Monster, getting in my face at the Cantina Space Bar, but I will NOT put up with someone trash-talking my sister.  And by the way, Lord Vader, that sister...is also your daughter.  Do the math, genius.  You're smalk-talking your own daughter, dope.  Davey Mac: Galactic Space Hero, Signing Out.

- East Side Dave

An East Side Dave Letter To The President...

Dear Mr. President, I like you.  Lots of people give you a hard time.  Not the Dave Man.  But, hey, it's a free country, people can say what they want, I suppose.  In any event, I'd be quite grateful if you signed into legislature immediately that March 18th is officially National-Recovery-From-Last-Night-Because-I-Can-Barely-See Day.  It only seems fair.  This has been a reasonable request from your fellow American, Davey Mac.

- East Side Dave

An Epic St. Patrick's Day Was Had By All!

We dominated this glorious date on the calendar known as Saint Patrick's Day.  We crushed it.  WRAT 95.9 The RAT represented in full effect at Clancy's!!  Chuckles were had!  Pints were poured!  And there was a distinct lack of vomit in the air, which is always a St. Paddy's plus!!  Thanks for coming out!!  See you tomorry on The RAT, dogsies!! 

- East Side Dave

Happy St. Patrick's Day, Me Friendies & Neighbories!

                                          Davey Mac: Crazy Irishman.

Ah, 'tis Davey Mac here, a-typin' in his Grandma's beautiful Irish accent.....saying, "A merry Saint Patrick's Day to ya's!!"  It's about the shamrock and the red-head and the pint and the "What am I eating?" and the "Oh, I need a leprechaun balloon!" and the happy, silly, greeny joyness (which aren't even proper words)!!  Happy St. Paddy's Day!!

- East Side Dave

Bring On St. Patrick's Day!

Do you know that Saint Padraig O'Skywalker, as was his God-given name, drove the Hutts out of Ireland?  At least, that's what I read on DaveHasGoneCrazy.com.  In any event, here's hoping you have a great St. Paddy's Day, dogsie!!  Luv ya!!

- Davey Mac

The Light Was Yellow, Sir.......

That's what I think of every time I go through a questionable traffic signal.   The light was yellow, sir.  Then, I start worrying if the police officer has S.C.M.O.D.S.  Shortly thereafter, I rev up my Dave-Mobile to maximum speed and make sure to get that money to the orphanage.  After all, I'm on a mission from God.

- East Side Dave

The Beach Was Calm And Serene......

                        East Side Dave: Isn't Quite Sure Where He Is.

I was standing on the beautiful boardwalk of Asbury Park, New Jersey.  And I was thinking, "I forgot where I parked my car.  I feel liked someone dosed my 7-Up.  Why are the clouds merging into a sky-long creature that reminds me of a giant Cookie Monster?  Yeah, something is definitely up."  Have a great day, dogsie!

- East Side Dave

The Jinx: The Mistakes Of Robert Durst.

Seriously, if you haven't caught the brilliant HBO documentary mini-series, The Jinx: The Life And Deaths Of Robert Durst, you must go to HBO On-Demand and watch it PRONTO.  Amazing stuff.  This arrogant lunatic of an old man with black, X-Files eyes is accused of murdering THREE different people since the early '80's.....and got away with it!!  Until now.  Word on the street is that a case has been re-opened and he may get his comeuppance.  Apparently the little screw-head has been arrested and extradited to California.  By the way, I called it on the air after the first episode.  Yowza!!  Here's my short clip of me as Mr. Maniac - Robert Durst: Link to EastSideDave Instagram video.  And check out this evil, elderly freak's show ASAP!!  Also, make sure you have some potato chips while watching!!  Thank you!!

- Dave Mac

What The Hay Happened To Twitter Last Night?! I Demand To Be Verified!

My beautiful Twitter account (@EastSideDave), was spammed to heck last night from different users telling me to get the new iPhone.  First off, I HAVE the new iPhone already!!!  So brush off!!  Secondly, I strongly doubt that if I was verified, I would have this problem.  I'm sure Gwyneth Patlrow's and Martha Stewart's embarrassingly atrocious accounts are never inundated with these type of spam-tweets.  In fact, I've seen little, local weather people on some rinky-dink TV or radio station in Des Moines verified!!  What's the deal, Twitter?!  I have 30,000 followers, co-host a morning show on a legendary rock station (WRAT, 95.9 The RAT), host the greatest sports show ever (The Davey Mac Sports Program), a critically-acclaimed movie show (The Watchers), and have appeared on TV and commercials!!  What the Sam Hill does a man have to do to get verified?!  Thus, until I do get verified, I will secretly begin constructing my own, break-through Social Media site, DaveIsNotBeingVerifiedBecauseHeBelievesInAliens.org.  The gauntlet.....has been thrown, Twitter.

- East Side Dave

It's a cozy, rainy Saturday......

                         East Side Dave: Only Pretending To Read.

....and I'm gonna curl up with a nice book by the fire with my fuzzy Pomeranian and read......Oh, who am I kidding.  We have some college basketball conference finals going on and some movies to watch.....which means I'm gonna hit the Smoke Zone ASAP and get weirder than a Rancor Monster on acid.  Things will get strange but fun, dogsie.  That's why God made Saturday's.  Peace!

- East Side Dave

Happy Friday.....the 13th!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!

Be careful out there, dogsie!!  I don't want to see you, or your loved one, or your pet, or your sex doll, or your gimp, or your intercourse-robot get injured or have something unfortunate happen to you.....as it IS the dreaded Friday the Thirteenth.  As for the Dave Man, I like to keep myself isolated on this day, in the very safe Death Star II.  Peace.

- East Side Dave

Good Morning From Your Delighftul Rat Race Family!

We're here on WRAT, 95.9 The Rat to give you a nice time.  Things might get odd.  Little people may start speaking backwards.  But, don't get alarmed.  At worst you'll feel like you're on a psychedelic, but dominant trip.  And at best.......well.......you'll probably feel the same way.  Either way, no bodily harm will come to you........we hope.

- Davey Mac

Grand Moff Tarkin: The Dave Man Is Glad He Blew Up On The Death Star.

Well, that title pretty much says it all.  But I was happy to see Tarkin explode on the Death Star like a cheap pinata NOT because he was an evil, cold-blooded official for the Empire.  I was thrilled to see him get blown to space bits because he was always bossing Darth Vader around.  What the?  Who does this tiny, Imperial twerp think he is?  Vader could squish this bony commander in about 1.7 seconds flat.  Screw off, Tarkin.

- Davey Mac

 

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