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Daves Wide Shut

I'd like to wish you pleasant dreams.  Think of me, in a masquerade outfit, with a creepy-as-heck-and-somewhat-offkey piano playing slowly in the background.  Enjoy your sleep, Dave Pound.......if you can!!!  Muhahahahaha!!!!

.........Seriously, though, have a good night, dogsie.

- Dave

Deflategate: This Is Really Fun.

I'm sorry, but you have to love this New England Patriots Deflategate business.  Talk about a bizarre and hysterical sports story.  Who's to blame?  Bill Belichick?  Tom Brady?  The Planet Earth can only theorize.  As for myself, I'm enjoying some popcorn and loving the poop out of this development.  My Lord, sports can be fun sometimes. 

- East Side Dave

This Week's Epic Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW available!

As the poet-laureate Randy "Macho Man" Savage said: Ooooooh yeah!!!  This week's incredible Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW up on this site in the DMSP Player section!!  Click on that orange DMSP Player link for the audio insanity!!

The guys talk about Deflate Gate, the Super Bowl, The Lord of the Rings, weirdos, the Packers-Seahawks nonsense, Tom Brady, bad sandwiches, and more!!  Check out the best sports show in the world right here in the DMSP Player section!!  Good day!!

Super Bowl XLIX - Let's Do's It, Dogsie.

                    Just like Dick Lewis, the Dave Man is watching.

The New England Patriots shall square off against the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl XLIX, daddy, and the Dave Man is requesting no hanky-panky, shenanigans, funny business, nonsense, or even tomfoolery from either side.  Two greats teams are matching up on American Sports' biggest stage.  Let's play football, men.....and let the chips fall where they may.  That is all.

- East Side Dave

Paging The Dave Pound! Paging The Dave Pound!

Good morning, Dave Pound!!  Let's CRUSH today!!  Being that it's Friday, I want you to enjoy yourself!  But stay the hell away from Francis Buxton!  He's a liar and a thief!  And if you need a place to hide, I've found that giant dinosaurs do the trick!  Peace!

- "East Side" Dave

The Academy Award Nominations Are In! Four-Word Reviews Follow!

Here are the films that have been nominated for Best Picture and my four-word review on each.

Birdman - Excellent and thoughtful film.

Boyhood - Glorious piece of Shite.

Selma - Never heard of it.

The Theory of Everything - Too vague a title.

The Imitation Game - Hopefully about Rich Little.

American Sniper - Very, good, violent flick.

Whiplash - Plan on seeing it.

The Grand Budapest Hotel - Possibly greatest movie ever.

Editorial notes:  Nightcrawler starring Jake Gyllenhaal should have been nominated.  This is bull shit.  Furthermore, both critics and audiences LOVED Guardians of the Galaxy, I know it's a silly sci-fi/comedy/adventure.....but it was GREAT, and deserved to be nominated.  The Academy dropped the ball on both of those.  And where's Inherent Vice?  Come on, mang.  Shit, homie, if Budapest Hotel does not win the Oscar for Best Picture, I'm suing the Planet Earth.  Good Day.

- Non-respected film critic "East Side" Dave McDonald

This Week's Killer Davey Mac Sports Program Is NOW Available!

                                                     Uh-Oh. 

You heard the Dave Man right, dogsie's.  This week's spectacular Davey Mac Sports Program is now up on on this site in the DMSP Player section!!  Click on that orange DMSP Player link!!  Or click on the one I just typed!!!  They BOTH work!!  Yeeehhaaw!!!

The guys discuss the NFL Playoffs, odd episode titles to sports podcasts, the College Championship, Pacquiao Vs. Mayweather, tricksters, little people, sports, dragons, Star Wars, and MORE on this epic episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program!!

Dave McDonald - The Original Aquaman.

          "East Side" Dave: Can breathe under AND over water. Face.

Long before the DC comic book hero, there was David Dodd McDonald...aka "East Side" Dave...aka Davey Mac...aka the King of the Water.  Few people know that Dave thoroughly enjoys swimming because he can piss freely in the ocean without being questioned by others.  "East Side" Dave IS the original Aquaman.  Accept it. 

We All Rock The Sh*t Our Of Own Worlds If We Choose To.

The time is NOW.  6 AM (EST) on a weekday morning.  Listen to something fresh.  Hear great music.  Stop with old...and bring in the new.  Make your life exciting.  Enhance your world.  The Morning Rat Race on WRAT 95.9 FM takes place imminently.  Carl Craft and "East Side" Dave McDonald are ready to kill it.  Are you not in New Jersey?  Listen to the show online at WRAT.com/listen or WRAT.com/player or the free WRAT app!!  It's time to make your life remarkable again, Friend-O's........now....let's dance!

This Morning We Bring The Noise.

                               Dave: Has eyes that indicate problems.

It's nearly 6 AM (EST) which means one thing, dogsie......the Morning Rat Race on WRAT 95.9 FM takes place imminently!!  Hear Carl Craft and "East Side" Dave McDonald (and Gotts) weekday morns!  Are you not in Jersey?  Listen to the show online at WRAT.com or the free WRAT app!!  Let's rock this town!!  Let's rock the holy poo out of it's sacred butt!!  Yeeeeehhhaaaww!!!!  Bang-bang!!!

I'm Watching You At All Times, Dave Pound.

                       "East Side" Dave McDonald: Yes, he's creepy.

Oh!  I meant to say that "I'm watching OUT for you!"  Not that I'm installing web cams or anything in your lavatories and/or bedrooms.  OK, ok.....I AM installing said cameras in those places but it's for YOUR protection.  Also, check out the Morning Rat Race with Carl Craft and "East Side" Dave McDonald on WRAT 95.9 FM.  Weekday mornings at 6 AM (EST).  Hear the show online at WRAT.com or the free WRAT app!!  I'll be SEEING you!!  Hahahaha!!

- David the Nightcrawler

I Wish For You An Extremely Pleasant Day, My Wonderful Darlings.

This is "East Side" Dave here.....pledging his undying loyalty to you and your pleasurable existence on this mortal rock.  I hope that your world is filled with all of the romance that life has to offer.  Also, enjoy the Morning Rat Race with myself and Mr. Carl Craft on WRAT 95.9 FM.  Weekday mornings at 6 AM (EST).  Listen to the show online at WRAT.com or the free WRAT app. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some pillows to fluff.  Good 'morrow!


The Grand Budapest Rules And Now I Have Proof.

If you don't know, I've been touting the greatness of Wes Anderson's new cinematic classic, The Grand Budapest Hotel, everywhere that I can.  And last night the Dave Man was proven correct.  The Golden Globes awarded the Budapest Hotel "Best Musical or Comedy".  Now, if Budapest Hotel is somehow beaten at the Oscars by the significantly inferior movie Boyhood (which won "Best Drama"), then your Davey Mac is gonna boycott the holy piss out of the Academy Awards for the rest of my pathetic life.  Good day.

- East Side Dave

These Are Not The Droids You're Looking For.........

                                          Davey-Wan Kenobi & Friends

.......actually that's a lie.  They are the exact droids that the Empire is searching for......complete with blueprints to the Death Star which we plan on blowing up like a Walmart pinata.  We're gonna explode the space-poop out of that thing, daddy.  Having said that, I might as well pull some Jedi mind shit on these dim Stormtroopers.  I could just point over their shoulder and say, "Hey, look at THAT!!", and when they turn around to look, we run.  It's the same cheap nonsense.  Anyway, have a great day, Dave Pound!!

- Davey Mac

 

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