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The Dave Man Is A Beacon Of Light In Dark Times.

Some call me "East Side" Dave.  Others may refer to me as Davey Mac.  And as the newest and greatest superhero on the planet, I am also known as the Dave Man.  And so I ask you...tune in to New Jersey's legendary WRAT 95.9 FM to enjoy the Dave Man's superhero wonderfulness.  Weekdays at 6 AM (EST).  Listen online at WRAT.com or the free WRAT App.  Let my radio super-powers be the light to your day.  Until later, my friends.  Time to fly!!!

Stay Warm Today With The RAT.

It's Carl & Dave (and Gotts) on a frigid Wednesday morning, here to keep your nice little fingers and toesies all warm with fun radio on New Jersey's legendary WRAT 95.9 FM!!  Listen online at WRAT.com or the free WRAT App!!  The wonderful audio heating blanket that we bring commences weekday mornings at 6 AM (EST)!!  By the way, was it creepy when I called your toes "toesies"?  Yeah.  I thought so.  Have a nice morning!!                - Davey Mac

Any Drunken Sunday 2 AND The Davey Mac Sports Program - FRIDAY!

It's ON, daddy.  There will be NO Davey Mac Sports Program on Wednesday.  Instead, there WILL be a show on FRIDAY! 

And after the regular #DMSP episode, the Davey Mac Sports Program & The Watchers will be presenting Any Drunken Sunday 2; our biannual tradition of watching the Oliver Stone film, Any Given Sunday, and giving ludicrous, intoxicated commentary with it!! 

You can watch both the sports show and the film with us in the TV section on this site (times will be posted later)!! 

The Sports Program will then be posted immediately to iTunes whereas the Any Drunken Sunday 2 special will be made available (under both the Davey Mac Sports Program and The Watchers iTunes feeds) for early next Thanksgiving week!

  That's THIS Friday!  Stay tuned for more details!!  Boomsie!!

I Cut My Ear Shaving This Morning.

I don't know how it happened, but while I was shaving this morning, I cut the shit out of my ear like I was Al Pacino weilding a blade in Scarface.  Keep in mind, I was NOT shaving my ear itself.  I don't even know how it happened.  I think I am going crazy.  Have a great day!

Saturday's Are For Fun.

I would like you to enjoy your Saturday.  As for me, I'm gonna fart in a top hat and wear it.  Then little kids will welcome me with cheers and call me Mr. Stink Head.

The Dave Man Sees Your Signal...

...and when he is done getting his mind altered with some none-of-your-business he will see to helping you via his superhero performance on New Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 FM!!  Listen to Carl & Dave weekday mornings from 6 to 10 AM EST.  Hear the show for FREE at WRAT.com or the FREE WRAT 95.9 app.  Now stay safe and make sure when the Dave Man gets to you, you give him a beer 'cause he's gonna need it from all this exhausting superhero bull shit, dogsie!!  Peace!! 

Dave Hard

Don't mess with Detective Dave McDonald.  He's hung-over and barefooted and pissed off.  Also, he has taken his sweater off because it was simply too wooly and he's presently walking around an office building shirtless.  Oh, and now he's shot some vaguely European terrorists.  Dave Hard.

Join Davey Mac This Morning And EVERY Morning On WRAT 95.9 FM!

                                       East Side Dave - He's scary.

If you didn't know it already, the Dave Man is now the co-host of one of the best morning shows in radio, Carl & Dave on WRAT, 95.9 FM!!  Listen to the program weekday mornings from 6 to 10 AM EST!!  Hear Carl & Dave (and sometimes the Gotts) online for FREE at WRAT.com or the FREE WRAT 95.9 app.  Rock to the damned roll, daddy!!  Which is simply a long way of saying "rock and roll", daddy!!  BOOM!!! 

Happy Veterans Day!

Happy Veterans Day!  I am always amazed at the bravery of the men and women who sign up to serve in the American military.  Sometimes when I go on a merry-go-round I accomplish what I call Mission: Poop Pants due to the dizziness that happens to me.  I can't imagine going on a REAL mission where the other people have guns and whatnot.  I'm allergic to bullets, for starters.  And secondly, my body is Gunfire Intolerant.  It just makes for the Dave Man as a really bad soldier.  So my respect for those who do serve is through the roof.  Thank you, homies!!

We're Bringing It Today And EVERY Day!

It's Carl & Dave on WRAT, 95.9 FM, this morning at 6 AM (EST)!  Hear us online at WRAT.com or the FREE WRAT 95.9 app.  I've decided to bring the thunder.  AND the lighting.  I've also decided to bring some hail.  And I'll be bringing a case of Budweiser.  Also, I'll be bringing six menacing puppets, a few poisonous kazoo's, a video of myself pooping on my lawn, a drawing I did of Han Solo while I was on acid, and some balloons.  Have a great day! 

Amadaveus

He was born to make people music.  And play with their ears while they are sleeping.  He was born to do that, too.  Oh, also he was born to scope out your house for possible burglary while you are reading this.  He's bad, dogsie.  

I'm Going To A School Auction Tonight.

I don't even know what "going to an elementary school auction" means, but that's what the Dave Man is doing tonight.  I'm not sure if it entails making cash offers for chalk, or the school itself, or the bleeping gym teacher, but I've got seventeen bucks in my pocket and I'm ready to do some hardcore bidding, daddy!!  Let's bring the auctioneering thunder!!!   - Davey Mac

Fridays Are For Movies.

And my ass is watching The Terminator, dogsie.  Not Terminator 2.  The Damned Terminator.  Volume 1.  And I'm gonna eat pizza and have a beer and eat candy and play tricks on my dog and wake up my children when they are sleeping and yell at stop signs and have a good ol' time!!

TGIF, Dogsies!

Let's rock the holy poop out of today.  Boy, I love Friday's.  I think I even like them better than Saturday's.  It's true!  Call me crazy!!  Or, you can call me crazy because I just glued my man parts to my desk for some reason.  Either way, enjoy Carl & Dave (and Gotts) on WRAT, 95.9 FM, this morning at 6 AM (EST)!  Hear us online at WRAT.com or the FREE WRAT 95.9 app.  Have a DOMINANT day!!

Star Wars Episode VII - The Force Awakens

Aw yes, daddy!  Star Wars Episode VII - The Force Awakens is the official title for the new Star Wars movie and I am so psyched that I've begun tickling myself with my lightsaber and---- ouch.  I just accidentally chopped off my butt.  Anyway, may the Force be with you!!

 

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