I wish I could play ping pong in outer space. I feel like I would be the greatest Space Ping Pong Champion of all time. I don't care if Pete Sampras or Roger Federer were my opponents...I'd still crush the Earthly poo out of them. And if they began beating me in the match, I'd unplug their oxygen tank and disqualify them for lack of breathing. Face.
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This week's Davey Mac Sports Program episode is NOW up!
To listen to fantastic wonderfulness, hear the latest episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program on THIS SITE in the DMSP Player section!! Boom!! We talk about the World Series, bad people, ya-yo, criminal behavior, Manning Vs. Brady, LeBron, touching strangers, and MORE! Enjoy!!
Carl & Dave talk to Pink Floyd's Nick Mason!
Hell to the yes, ladies and Jawas! Nick Mason, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee and drummer for the legendary Pink Floyd, was interviewed on WRAT 95.9 FM by Radio Hall of Famers Carl Craft & "East Side" Dave McDonald this past Tuesday (posted on Nov. 5, 2014)!! To listen to the segment in which Mason says this will most likely be the last Pink Floyd album and more, head to WRAT's Podcast/On Demand section for the audio! Boom!
The Mission Is Destination WRAT.
East Side Dave - He's on a space mission from God.
If you choose to accept this mission, then tune in to Carl & Dave on WRAT, 95.9 FM, this morning and every weekday morning at 6 AM (EST)! Listen to the show online at WRAT.com or the FREE WRAT 95.9 app. The mission will be a difficult one. You will navigate past aliens and planets that you have never seen. But when you reach Carl Craft & East Side Dave McDonald, your intergalactic life will never be the same. For you, my friend, are the Star Child. Sorry I never told you before. But I was having a snack. - Davey Mac
Rock And Roll Is Good For Your Soul, Dogsie.
It's been proven by those medical/research types. I believe they're technically called "scientists". Well, these so-called "scientists" have shown that the upbeat, awesome nature of rock music makes one feel better. Look it up on this new thing called "Google" when you get a chance. And listen to Carl & Dave (and Gotts) on WRAT, 95.9 FM, weekdays at 6 AM (EST)! Hear the show online at WRAT.com or the FREE WRAT 95.9 app. Now, let's ROCK, daddy!!!
Election Day 2014!
I'd tell you to get out there and vote but freedom perhaps means exercising your right NOT to vote as well! Plus, the only people I like giving orders to are my imaginary friends Pepe and Bob and my three-footed dog Strummer. I'm always like, "Go pee-pee, Strummer! Be a nice dogsie!" Anyway, check out the film The War Room if you haven't seen it. It rocks the tail off that urination-happy dog of mine.
Let's Crush This Week, Friend-O's!!
I says we do it together. We just haul back and destroy the poop out of this week with our awesomeness. To help you get started on the right foot, I suggest listening to Carl & Dave on WRAT, 95.9 FM, weekdays at 6 AM (EST)! Hear the program online at WRAT.com or the FREE WRAT 95.9 app. Now let's DOMINATE, baby. We can do this. - Davey Mac
Too Early For Christmas Decorations?
Davey Mac: Very Insane But Loves Holidays.
I must admit, as I put away the Halloween decorations, the Christmas bags in the attic were glaring right back at the Dave Man, saying, "Happy Holidays! Now put us up, Red!" Well, maybe they're right. Or maybe I need a psychiatric evaluation if non-living Christmas decorations are speaking to me. Ho, ho, ho!!!
Today Is My Birthday!
I could lie to you and say that I don't want birthday gifts but that would be downright INcorrect. In fact, I DO want presents. Eight presents, to be exact. The following accounts for my special ocho birthday wishes. Please respect the power of the birthday. And THANK you, homies. Now, get ready to spend:
1. One full-sized, functioning Millennium Falcon.
2. Two Light-Sabers (red and green).
3. A Warehouse Full Of Peanut M&M's and Sour Patch Kids.
4. Either 40 Mogwai or 6 Gremlins.
5. Thirty minutes with either Eddie Vedder, Axl Rose, Al Pacino, Don Mattingly, Jack Nicholson, Martin Scorcese, Steven Spielberg, Quentin Tarantino, the Coen Brothers, P.T.-----ok. You get the picture.
6. A unicorn.
7. A goblin.
8. Peace On Earth.
Happy Halloween From Davey Mac!
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I just love Halloween. It's one of my favorite holidays of all time. Period. And maybe it's an odd coincidence that at midnight on Halloween (when it technically turns November 1st) my birthday begins! Hint-hint! Ok, ok, not-so-subtle-hint-hint! If you're thinking of gifts to buy me, I'd like a Ferrari, a play-date with Mark Hamill, and an apple (I'm a little hungry). Feel free to choose any item off that list, dogsie! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! - East Side Dave
Davey Mac Sports Program TV - Brilliant TV Music Medley!
The guys honor the World Series AND Halloween with this musical medley with two classic TV themes! Rock and roll, dogsie! From the October 29th, 2014 Davey Mac Sports Program! Subscribe on iTunes and listen here on this site with the DMSP Player!
This week's Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW available right HERE!
With all due respect to the Blurred Lines girl, you know you want it, baby!! Well, this week's killer episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW available right here on East Side Dave Country in the DMSP Player section!! The guys discuss the World Series as Game 7 commences, predictions are sung, and magic is made, daddy! Oh! And happy Halloween Eve!! Later!!
Happy October 30th from the David!
That's right. I'd like to personally tell you to have a safe and happy October 30th (in New Jersey some call it Mischief Night). Don't do anything insane. Refrain from criminal behavior. Otherwise, I'll have to sick my two pet vampires on you. And you wouldn't like that. Listen to Carl & Dave on WRAT, 95.9 FM. Hear the show online at WRAT.com or the FREE WRAT 95.9 app. Now enjoy your day and keep it clean, people. Otherwise I'll unleash my three were-wolves that I keep in my basement on you. And you wouldn't like that, either. Have a great day!! - Davey Mac
Ahhhhhhhhh!!! Listen to WRAT this morning!
Ahhhhhh!! The insanity is creeping in!! Make sure you check out Dave and Gotts (Carl is out this morning) on WRAT, 95.9 FM!! Listen to the show on WRAT.com or the FREE WRAT 95.9 app!! Ahhhhh!!!! RUN!!! Seriously!! Get in your car, tune to WRAT, 95.9 FM and FLY, daddy!! By the way, my brother makes good head cheese!! Ahhhhhh!!! I'm in the mood for some barbecue!! Ahhhhh!!!!!
DaveFellas - A New Film By No One In Particular.
...and that's mainly because the film DaveFellas doesn't actually exist. But I am talking to Martin Scorcese as we speak. Ok, ok, that's not entirely true. I've actually been rummaging through his garbage cans outside his home and sucking on any used tissues that I can find in hopes to get some Scorcese-Genius-DNA on me. Now take me to jail.
Let's Blow It Up And Burn It Down Today!
In other words, let's have so much fun that birds starting falling from the sky due to euphoric laughter because of the joy which we will bring to the planet Earth today! That means me AND you, dogsie!! Both of us!! Get your day started off right with Carl Craft & "East Side" Dave McDonald on WRAT, 95.9 FM!! Listen to the show on WRAT.com or the FREE WRAT 95.9 app!! And if you would like to read a great article in the Asbury Park Press about Davey Mac joining WRAT, click here!! Let's crush it today, baby!! BOOM!!!
Davey Mac featured in the excellent New Jersey newspaper - the Asbury Park Press!
Well, heck, daddy! I've been reading New Jersey's superb newspaper, The Asbury Park Press, for years and years! And today I'm featured in that awesome paper! Bam! Here's a small section of the article:
“Dave has been a great addition to the show. He’s got the fun, upbeat vibe that the show craves without being fake or over the top.”
BOOM, baby! To read the entire article, click here for the Asbury Park Press site! Later!! - Davey Mac
The Truth Is Out There.
The world is filled with shadowy figures and paranormal activity. That's why Carl Craft & "East Side" Dave McDonald are on the case. Join them on New Jersey's famous WRAT, 95.9 FM to unlock the mysteries of the universe. Listen online at WRAT.com or the FREE WRAT 95.9 app. But remember - trust no one, dogsie! I have to go, the Cigarette-Smoking Man wants a cup of coffee. Peace!! - Dave Mulder
Goodbye, Boardwalk Empire! You Rule!
Well, tonight is a difficult one for the Dave Man. I have to watch the pivotal Game 5 of the World Series (it's tied between the Royals and San Fran Giants at two games apiece) and the series finale of Boardwalk Empire. The Series starts at 8 (EST) with Boardwalk at 9 (EST). I don't know what's going to happen in either case, but I DO know I'm gonna be so excited that I may glue my private parts to the chair in my garage because I'm sometimes into glue and also because I'm nuts.
Put It In The Basket, Chief!
Jump up and put it in the basket! Not you, Bancini! Raise up! Not YOU, Bancini! Fast break! Fast break! Hit me, Chief! Hit me, baby! Put it in the basket, Chief! Put it in the basket!
