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Are You Ready For Some Halloween?!

Boy oh boy, daddy and mommy, do I love Halloween!  The Dave Man is all about this pagan ridiculousness!  I've got my costume ready to ROCK and I'm headed to WRAT's Halloween Party this evening where we are gonna have a spectacular night!  Then, I'll be returning home to frighten my neighbors at 2 AM by climbing into their garbage can where I will wait five hours until the guy comes out at 7 AM to throw some trash away and BOO!!!!  I scared you, sir!!  I'm the Champion of Halloween, sir!!!  - East Side Dave

Thank God It's Fun Day!

Oh, yes it is, daddy!  Friday equals Fun Day in the Dave Man's book.  Incidentally, that book is called 50 Ways To Wake Up Pantsless On The Kitchen Floor At 11 PM On A Friday.  It's a working title.

Enjoy Carl & Dave (and Gotts) this morning on WRAT, 95.9 FM from 6 AM to 10 AM (EST)! Listen online at WRAT.com or the FREE WRAT 95.9 app!!  TGIF, dogsie!!  - Davey Mac

The Davityville Horror!

Get out of the house!!!  Seriously!!  Enough's enough!!  In your living room you've got ghosts playing Parcheesi and eating turkey sandwiches!!  In your basement there are two ghosts doing laundry!!  I even see ghosts cleaning your attic, dogsie!!  Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!  RUN!!!!  The Davityville Horror. 

Greetings Today To The Dogsies!

Let's make it a great day!  Do I have to remind you about Carl Craft & "East Side" Dave McDonald on New Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 FM?  I didn't think so, Dog-Pants!!  I didn't bleeping think so!!!  Listen online at WRAT.com or the FREE WRAT 95.9 app!!  Let's crush this day like the crushable 24-hour time period that it bleeping is!!  You hear us, Day?  We're going to crush you with awesomeness!!  FACE!!!  - Davey Mac

It's Rainy Out Today........Be Careful, Dawg.

You don't want to run into any pimps or prostitues in the rain.  Nor do you want to menacingly stalk any political leaders when it's wet out.  Nor do you want to creep out Cybill Shepherd by buying her a Kris Kristofferson album that she already owns and taking her to a porn theater when it's stormy out.  No.  Stay cozy indoors today and try and find Jodie Foster tomorrow is what I always say.

We Shall Rock This Morning.

Do you have a problem with that?  I didn't think so!  You're good at rocking, baby!  I know you are!  You rock up!  You rock DOWN!  You rock weekdays!  You rock weekends!  You rock with the Rebel Alliance!  AND you rock with the Empire!  So, rock with Carl & Dave (and Gotts) and the Morning Rat Race on WRAT, 95.9 FM!  Weekdays from 6 to 10 AM (EST)!!  Or, if you're not in Jersey, listen online at WRAT.com or the FREE WRAT 95.9 app!!  ROCK IT!!!         - East Side Dave

The World Series Begins Tonight!

Who do you got?  I'm saying your Cinderella-kids, America's New Team, the Kansas City Royals, win the Fall Classic in seven games over the San Francisco Giants.  Bam!  And you know what happens when the Dave Man makes predictions, right?  People who listen lose money!  Enjoy the Series!  

Primus & The Wonka Factory!

Out in stores today, dogsie!  I hope you get a Golden Ticket!  I love Primus so much that, because of the excitement, a few sharts squeezed out!  No big deal!  Also, listen to Carl & East Side Dave and the Morning Rat Race on New Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 FM!  Weekdays from 6 to 10 AM (EST)!!  Or hear us online at WRAT.com or the FREE WRAT 95.9 app!!  BAM!!!

Godfatherjuice - coming soon to no movie theaters near you!

Dave McDonald recreates the non-existent role of Beetle Corleone...aka Godfatherjuice!  In a role that is guaranteed to win Dave an Oscar that he probably will have stolen from Meryl Streep, Godfatherjuice tells the story of a ghost mob boss who wants to kill Winona Ryder.....or something like that.  Truth be told-  A.) The script hasn't been written yet  and  B.) We may be drunk as we write this.  Adios!

It's Monday. That Means It Is A New Week For Us To Dominate.

And I mean ALL of us.  Me.  You.  Ghosts.  Dragons.  Butterflies.  Elves.  Wookies.  Goblins.  CARL & DAVE and the Morning Rat Race on WRAT, 95.9 FM, Monday through Friday from 6 AM to 10 AM (EST).  Clowns.  Vampires.  Aliens.  Babies.  Elephants.  Ewoks.  We're ALL ready to downright dominate this week!  If you're not in New Jersey, listen to Carl & Dave for dominant enjoyment online at WRAT.com or the FREE WRAT 95.9 app!!  Peace!!  - Davey Mac

I Am Addicted To Sour Patch Kids And Peanut M&M's.

I feel like have to come clean.  Every day, I buy a pack of Marlboro Red, two bags of Peanut M&M's, and two packages of Sour Patch Kids.  Sometimes I wish I was made out of candy myself.  "Candy Dave" has a nice ring to it, in fact.  Then I could just nibble on my wrist a little when I wanted some candy.  Then main thing I would have to watch out for, I suppose, is that dog of mine.  As soon as I fall asleep, I wouldn't put it past her to try and eat my face.  She likes candy, too.

Notre Dame Vs. Florida State - TONIGHT!

I cannot wait for the Fighting Irish to take on the Seminoles this evening.  I am so excited that a little pee has squirted out.  Don't worry though; I'm not wearing shoes so we're in no danger of getting urine-contaminated footwear.  It's all good, dogsie. 

Enjoy Your Weekend, Droogies.

                                              Davework Orange

There was me, that is East Side Dave, and my three Droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening.  At which I accidentally spilled milk over me crotch area, making it appear as if I had wet myself.  "I wish I had a plate of eggy-wegs that I would'st use to glue to my crotch to hide the stain," me thought.  Have a good weekend, Droogs! 

Hey, hey, hey! This week's Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW up on ESDC!

Heck, yeah!!  Listen to this week's episode of the award-winning*  Davey Mac Sports Program right here on this site in the DMSP Player section!!  It's a very special show as the guys may or may not be under some kind of strange and wondrous influence of something, also MLB Playoff talk, the Grateful Dead, Bobby McFerrin, crazy people, insane animals, Eli Manning game show, and MORE!  Click on the DMSP Player section for the radio excellence!!  Peace!!

Let's Enjoy Our Day, Our Weekend, And BEYOND.

I want everyone to have a phenomenal day.  You've earned a nice little morning AND afternoon AND evening for yourself.  I see how hard you work.  I really do.  I've installed miniature cameras and microphones in your pillow cases and on your toilets in order to properly spy on you.  Just kidding.  That was all a joke.  Um.  Yeah, I'm gonna go now.  Have a GREAT day!  - Davey Mac

Welcome To The Rat Family.

This is East Side Dave, aka Davey Mac, inviting you to join the family that wants to treat you well.......I speak, of course, of the family at New Jersey's legendary WRAT 95.9 FM.  We will never put spyware on your computer, nor will we automatically upload our new album to your iPhone, nor will we make you diseased.  No.  We will simply like you.  Is that wrong?  I didn't think so.  Join Carl & Dave and the WRAT family weekdays from 6 to 10 AM (EST).  See you later.  By the way, I'm knitting you some slippers as we speak.      - Dave 

Dave Runner - America's Futuristic Hero or Zero?

Dave Runner does not like replicants.  But, ladies and gentlemen, perhaps the Dave Runner IS a replicant!  Whoa!!  Did I just fart on your brain?!  Good!!  That's what replicants do!!  They're well-known brain-farters, don't ya know!!  And THAT'S one to grow on!!  By the way, I may or may not be on goofballs!!  - East Side Dave

This week's Davey Mac Sports Program will be broadcast on THURSDAY!

Usually we do the award-winning*  Davey Mac Sports Program on Wednesday evenings at 7:30 (EST) in the Davey Mac TV section of this site!!  But this week we shall do the show on THURSDAY!!  At 7:30 PM (EST)!!  Join us for LIVE video and audio!!  And then, don't forget to download and listen to the Program in the DMSP PLAYER section of this site!!  See you homies later!!  I gotta shit!!  - Davey Mac

* BEST in SHOW - iTunes Editorial Team

 

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