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This is the home of “East Side” Dave McDonald and the place for all East Side Davidians!
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Carl & Dave are prepared to make your morning awesome.
East Side Dave - Looks like he's in Pleasantville.
How could you possibly decline the awesomeness that Carl & Dave are offering? Join them (along with Gotts) weekday mornings on WRAT, 95.9 FM!! We're talking buckets and buckets of awesomeness ready to be enjoyed by YOU!! Listen online at WRAT.com or the FREE WRAT 95.9 app!! Adios, amigos!! Eat that awesome!!!
Davey Potter - A Wizard For All Seasons
Coming soon to low-rent, questionable theaters near you! Davey Potter is a magical boy who does magical things.......like making four boxes of Sour Patch Kids disappear at three in the morning! Get your wizardry on, dogsie, with Davey Potter!!
Let's Rock And Roll Today.
Why shouldn't we? I mean, what is really stopping us? Are we afraid of rocking too dominantly? Do we not know how to roll? What is preventing us from rocking and rolling HARD today?
The answer is NOTHING!! Nothing can stop us from rocking it today!! For more answers to these very important questions, buy my book - "Dave-inetics".....in stores now!
Indiana Jones & Belloq
Remember the part in Raiders of the Lost Ark where the villain Rene Belloq (the evil archaelogist who worked with the Nazi's) told Indiana Jones that he and Indy had much in common? Well, guess what? The Dave Man calls "Bull Shit!!" Belloq never melted anyone's face off (as Indy often did, either indirectly or directly), nor have I seen Belloq ever hang out with an Asian boy and a blonde singer. So in summation.....screw off, Belloq.
Carl & Dave Rock Your Socks Off In The Morning!
"East Side" Dave McDonald - He likes you......a lot.
Damn straight, homie! Carl & Dave and the Morning Rat Race crush your radio-loving mornings, live every weekday, 6 to 10 AM (EST), on New Jersey's legendary WRAT 95.9 FM! If you're not in Jersey, listen to Carl & Dave for free at WRAT.com and/or the free app!! Let's rock it!!! Let's rock it HARD, daddy!!! BAM!!
David Porkins: Mediocre X-Wing Pilot Extraordinaire
David Porkins: Height- 6 space feet and 2 space inches
Weight- 378 space pounds
Piloting Ability: Non-existent
Davey Mac - The King Of Pinball
I just got 12,000,000 on Indiana Jones pinball. I might not be a deaf, dumb, and blind kid (though that is debatable) but I sure as shit AM a Pinball Wizard, dogsie!! SLAMMO!!!
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TGIF
Let's Crush The Pee Out Of This Friday!
The Dave Mans enjoy a nice "TGIF" moment as much as the next guy. In my case, I usually have one of my patented liquid bowel movements as a result from staying up to watch Thursday Night Football. Anyway, let's dominate today, dogsies!!! BOOMSIE!!
Brand NEW episodes of the Davey Mac Sports Program and The Watchers are available NOW!
Yeah, Mommy and Daddy! The award-winning* Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW up on the DMSP PLAYER section of this site!! The guys talk about the MLB Playoffs, Blazing Saddles, "True Detective", NFL weirdness, murder and mayhem, petting strangers' ears, and MORE! Listen the Davey Mac Sports Program right NOW on this site in the DMSP PLAYER section, or hear it on our fantastic page on RiotCast.com!
* BEST in SHOW - iTunes Editorial Team
And THEN, stay here on East Side Dave Country and visit The Watchers section on this site for the greatest radio show about movies and TV that you will ever hear - The Watchers - available NOW! The Watchers discuss Dave's mind-blowing Star Wars theory, Al Pacino, naughty animals, "Twin Peaks", and MORE!! Visit The Watchers section on this site for the shit!!
PEACE!!
Carpe Diem, Dogsies!
Davey Mac - Wearing the same clothes as yesterday.
Let's bring the thunder! Let's listen to what my favorite English teacher, Mr. Keating of Welton Academy, and crush the shit out of this soon-to-be excellent day! Get your morning started right with Carl & Dave on WRAT 95.9 FM!
Carl & Dave and the Morning Rate Race - Listen to the hit show on Jersey's legendary WRAT 95.9 FM, at WRAT.com and the free app!!
PS - I love you.
Happy Halloween! Enjoy Your Free Davey Mac Mask!
Click pic for larger printable weirdness!
Now YOU can horrify your neighbors and nauseate children with this free East Side Dave Mask! Save hundreds of dollars on your Halloween costume by printing this wonderfulness out and using it to wreak Halloween havoc! But be careful, I'm wanted in seven states. Maybe take it off if you see law enforcement folks nearby! Peace!
The Davey Mac Symbol Goes All Terminator 2 On Your Behind!
Barn Owl Bill created this, and it rocks. It's my official logo, done all metallic-like. BAM. Click on the picture to behold the liquid metal goodness in larger form. This thing is so cool I may poo. - Davey Mac
Let's Enjoy Ourselves Today.
"East Side" Dave - Probably not wearing pants in this photo.
"I Drink Your Slurpee........I.........I Don't Really Like Milkshakes....."
That's what Academy Award-winning actor David Dodd McDonald improvised in the critically-acclaimed film, There Will Be Blood. Unfortunately, film-maker Paul Thomas Anderson had to get rid of the scene and ultimately replace David with Daniel Day-Lewis after David took no less than three shits on P.T. Anderson's director's chair. Oh well......
Who Killed Laura Palmer? NOT ME!!!
Did you hear that the brilliant writer-director David Lynch is bringing back Twin Peaks to television? It's true, dogsie! Look it up! It's scheduled to be a nine-part season on Showtime beginning in 2016. As a lifelong Twin Peaks and David Lynch fan, I am so pysched that I have been sharting in my undies since I heard the news. Life is good! Oh! And listen to Carl & Dave on Jersey's legendary WRAT 95.9 FM, at WRAT.com and the free app! Later, Agent Cooper!!
Daveyjuice!
Say my name three times - Davey Mac, Davey Mac, DAVEY MAC - and I will be ready to haunt your house, scare your neighbors, fart on your pets, hide your smart phone, and put ghost poop on your toothbrush! It's Dave-time!!!!