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Davey Mac Sports Program TV - LeBron James & Roy Shingles

The guys discuss LeBron James & Roy Shingles. Enjoy!

I don't know what's going on but I DO know one thing!

There is lots of crazy radio buzz about radio suit Tim Sabean getting fired today by Satellite Radio. Hey, guess there were budgetary concerns!!! Smart move, Satellite Radio!! Anyway, I don't have any inside scuttlebutt about this Sabean scenario, mainly because the word "scuttlebutt" sounds like a young sailor's ass to me. In any event, the award-winning Davey Mac Sports Program (BEST of iTunes) has a brand NEW episode that is now available on this site in the DMSP Player section, and on our professional podcasting newtwork - RiotCast.com!! I don't know what's going on in that nutty world of Satellite Radio but I do know that our awesome show is ready to be sucked on by YOU right now! Enjoy!!

- "East Side" David McDonald

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Viva la Davey Mac Sports Program! LIVE this evening at 7:30 (EST)!

That's right, mi amigos! The greatest show of all time, the award-winning Davey Mac Sports Program (Best of iTunes) is LIVE this evening at 7:30 (EST) right here on ESDC in the LIVE show section!! It's gonna be a fuck-ton of a good time so join us for the shits and tickles!!! See you tonight!!! Viva la Earth!!

East Side Dave's Amazing Primus Promo!

This is for Primus, who shall rock Asbury Park, NJ this Saturday!

Primus & East Side Dave as portrayed by Barn Owl Bill!

Barn Owl Bill created another fantastic piece of art with this Davey Mac/Primus picture. It's so awesome, I've jerked off thrice plus once to it...which means I've spanked it fice times.

I got my Primus tickets! Fuck, yeah!

Guess who's going to see Primus this Saturday at the legendary Stone Pony in Asbury Park, New Jersey? Well, based on that very large and orange headline, I think it's easy to deduce that indeed I, Davey Mac, received my Primus tickets!! It's gonna be a fantabulous Saturday!! I can't wait to go to the show and jerk off I mean rock out!! Sorry! Just a little excited!!

U.S.A. Vs. Portugal - World War III

As an American, I am feeling some patriotism for our soccer team, who will try to beat Portugal in the World Cup in mere moments (the game is on ESPN at 6:00 PM EST). All I know is that the U.S. better not let Ronaldo score a damned goal. Also, during half-time, I am gonna play the shit out of Mario Kart 8 for the Nintendo Wii U and you can't stop me. U-S-A!!

Have a superior weekend, DavePound!

Davemore - Too many extracurricular activities.

You deserve it!! Damn right, you do!! Now do what I do and play loud music until your neighbor knocks on your garage door and you open it up to throw a bucket of feces on him!! Yeeeeehaaww!! I LOVE the weekends!!

VICTORY!

Did you ever see that movie? It starred Sylvester Stallone, Michael Caine, and Pele who had to play the Nazi's in soccer. Thank God they had Pele on their team. Michael Caine is a British spaz.

Dave travels to Italy!

OK. Not really. It's.......well......that is just a photo-shop. I'm not really standing in the Colosseum and Leaning Tower of Pisa at the same time. I apologize for trying to trick you. This whole article was just a ruse to get you to see my World Cup prediction for today - Italy 2, Costa Rica 0. Have a nice day!!!

Clip number two from this week's Davey Mac Sports Program!

Our videographer Erik (aka the Intercourse Doughnut) has done a fantastic job by making these sweet and well-produced videos. Because of his excellent work, I expect the Davey Mac Sports Program to be simulcast every night at 8 o'clock PM on NBC, ABC, and FartTV. Take a look as we discuss weird celebrity encounters!

RIP, Tony Gwynn!

He was THE hitter of his generation and is disgustingly under-rated. He batted an utterly amazing .338 for his fucking CAREER in modern day baseball, people. That's most Major League shmizbo's BEST single season average...and Gwynn hit that average for twenty fucking years. In honor of the great Tony Gwynn, here's an odd photo-shop of Tony and I (as a two-year old) entering the Field Of Dreams cornfield. I guess we're both dead.

Check out this well-produced Davey Mac Sports Program video snippet!

Thanks to our great film-maker, Erik Z (aka the Intercourse Doughnut), for making another excellent video! From the June 17, 2014 show.

This week's dominant Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW up!

You got that right, funny-face!! The award-winning Davey Mac Sports Program has a brand new episode (6/17/14) available and it's ready for you to listen to and tickle! Davey Mac, Pepper, Sean O, and more discuss mental breakdowns, Captain Phillips, babies, the NBA Finals, that stupid fucking horse who lost the Triple Crown, and much more WONDERFULNESS! Just got to the DMSP Player section on this site or head to our professional radio network, RiotCast.com, for the show!! Adios!!

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The Davey Mac Sports Program is TONIGHT (Tuesday) at 7:30 EST.

Dave and his puppet - Lil' Andy Pettitte

Yes, the award-winning Davey Mac Sports Program can be watched and listened to LIVE right here on this site in the LIVE Show section!! Go there at 7:30 PM (EST) for the shit, yo!!! Davey Mac is ready to rock and skull fuck! Pepper returns! Roy may have a disease! Sean O has beer! It's gonna be AWESOME. See you at 7:30 in the LIVE Show section! Peace!!

I love 2001: A Space Odyssey and I plan to become an astronaut.

I have been watching Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey for two weeks now and I am starting to believe that I am the Star Child. Face.

Game of Thrones season finale is TONIGHT and my sword has been sharpened!

Sure, it's a Nerf sword. Even little Pete Dinklage would swipe my dick off if I used a Nerf sword in battle. But that's why I carry a .44 in my back pocket. If one of those greedy Lannisters lays a damned finger on me, I'm gonna blow their fucking head off. Anyway, TV simply can not get better than it is tonight.....which is why I've decided to detonate my television with 40 sticks of dynamite and rob a convenient store after the Game Of Thrones finale.

Happy Father's Day to the Fathers and even the Fathers of Fathers!

Hey, maybe it is a bit of a Hallmark holiday and/or an organized, conspiratorial maneuver on the part of the U.S. government to get its citizens to buy stuff and thus help the economy. In any event, I enjoy Father's Day because I just got the new Super Mario Kart for the Nintendo Wii U. Life is good.

I went to the Belmar Seafood Festival in Jersey today.

I ate some weird, Jamaican craw-fish-on-a-bob and then got nauseous. I'm not sure if it was the fish or the fact that I accidentally bumped my dick on a tree. Anyway, good fucking food!!

The Dave Man Believes.

I believe in ghosts and all things supernatural, FYI. I once saw this ghost in my kitchen eating a hot dog until I realized it was my dad who hasn't been out in the sun in a long time. Anyway, shout out to all the ghosts in the U.S.!!