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Dave: Serrano has the fucking tapes!
Roy: Who's Serrano?
...Though quite honestly, that title has a frightfully ominous sound to it. It's as if there will be no more Monday's coming up. Which would make Bob Geldof happy, I guess. He apparently hates Monday's.
That's right. Both EastSideDaveCountry.com AND the Davey Mac Sports Program are officially coming out on the side of Native Americans throughout the United States of Native America. The Washington Redskins name is stupid and offensive. Just change it to the Skins. Or go with something that is indigenous to the city of Washington DC and call them the Fat War Mongers or Corruption Spreaders or Dirty Pockets or American Healthcare Sucks Dicks or Evil Empire Filled With Evil Corporations And Evil Politicians Who Are Slowly Destroying This Once Great Country. Anyway, take a look at this commercial on behalf of Native Americans who are against the "Redskins" name...just like yours truly (plus, I kind of like the sound of the Washington Dirty Pockets).
We took some of the fantastic DavePound art, combined it with Joe Lyga's great Davey Mac Sports Program song, and BAMMO!! Pure excellence!! Watch it stoned with your pants around your ankles at 1:30 in the morning! Adios!!
I wouldn't lie to you, DavePound. This week's dominant episode of the award-winning Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW available right HERE in ESD Country in the DMSP PLAYER section! The show is also on our professional online radio network - RiotCast.com!
What do we discuss? Ha! What DON'T we discuss is the question! Nazi's, Donald Sterling, Vietnam, the NBA Finals, evilness, Dave's drug song to Roy, and MORE lovely insanity are on display in this spectacular episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program! Enjoy!
From left to right - Sean O, Roy Shaffer, Davey Mac, beer, liquor, pot
We'd like to give a big "Thank you" to Louis and Bill from Seattle for this fantastic True Detective-inspired drawing of the Dave Man! Fucking awesome!!
David Ali - Floats like a corpse, stings like a male prostitute.
That's a poem from Muhammad Ali himself. It's his shortest poem that he ever wrote. The point is that we should all convene around the ol' computer and enjoy the Davey Mac Sports Program! Live this evening at 7:30 (EST) right here on ESD Country in the LIVE show section!! Listen to Ali and join us!! What have you got to lose?! We'll see you tonight!
The Dave Man is gonna get you.
I enjoy looking at my photos and seeing them through all the different filters but this pic rattled me a little. I see insanity in the eyes. Add some sleep deprivation and possible marijuana use, and you get the picture of a clearly disturbed individual who may or may not walk into your office and shit on the floor.
I know that we all want to see what is going to happen to Peter Dinklage...or as I call him, Little DeNiro. But what I also know is that last night's episode got my adrenalin pumping so fucking hard, I shot two of my neighbors with a crossbow and then I ate their faces. In summation, I should probably stop taking bath salts when I watch Game Of Thrones.
The guy in this video made me howl with laughter. I don't know if it's his Old-Man-version-of-Fred-Durst-type outfit or the fact that he was so calm in his role as neighborhood "witness", but in any event, I chuckled when I saw this. Thanks to Lance for sharing the video.
Dave & Roy - Fuck in the Future?
I suppose that was more like an answer than a clue. Come to think of it, I'm not really sure what clues even are, or how one gives them out. I always seem to fuck that up. Let me try again. Who was the third President of the United States? Here's a clue- Thomas God Damn Jefferson, baby!! See? I can't do it. I can't give clues. What was Lou Gehrig's number? Fuckin' FOUR, dawg!! There it is again...my inabiity to give clues. Anyway, LeBron and Miami bounce back and win Game 2 over the Spurs tonight, 98 to 94. Bam.
The New York Rangers will defeat the L.A. Kings in Double Overtime tonight. Let it ride.
Dave is Boz. Boz is Dave.
The horse wins today. Gauranteed by D-Day and Dave-Day.
I, David Dodd McDonald, aka East Side Dave, aka Davey Mac, aka the Sports Master, hereby state that I guarantee that California Chrome will seize the Triple Crown by winning today at Belmont (race coverage starts at 4:30 EST on NBC) or YOU can shave my pubic area and then wear the cut off hair like a little hat on your head. Actually, that seems more like a punishment for YOU than me.
LeBron, my man, what the shit was going on last night with the cramping of the legs and whatnot? I know the damned A.C. broke in San Antonio and it caused you to have cramps, LeBron, but getting carried off the court?! Shit, that was embarrassing. Get it together!!!
LeBron Lannister
Kerri Stark
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What a great Game 1 in the NBA Finals! The Spurs ultimately win going away, but it was close throughout until that fucking air conditioner in San Antonio broke down and it got to 93 degrees in the arena. Then LeBron started cramping and the game was over. Anyway, enjoy your weekend!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-----yeeaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!
Reservoir Daves
Dave, Zim, and Roy - Three Creeps & A Little Fish
Baseball coaching legend Don Zimmer died yesterday at the age of 83. He had been in the game 66 years before he passed away. Again, he had been in the game sixty-six fucking years, people! He met Babe Ruth, for Christ Sake's! He coached the '90's Yankees! He managed the '78 Red Sox! And the '89 Cubs! This was a Baseball Man. God Speed, Zim!!
"What. To the what." - William Shakespeare
That's right, ladies and gentlemen!! Guess what? It's a wonderful day of two online radio shows for the price of FREE! First up, the award-winning Davey Mac Sports Program is now available here in ESD Country in the DMSP Player section and/or RiotCast.com and/or iTunes! Listen to the greatest musical medley about hernia's and health insurance ever put to recorded record, hear the insanity of the NBA Finals, witness the fright as Dave blows up at the end of the show! It's the Davey Mac Sports Program!!
Davey Mac - Living with a hernia?
Then, just when you were pretty sure that life couldn't get any better, our hit movie show, The Watchers, is ready to be rocked and rolled by YOU in The Watchers section here on ESD Country or iTunes!! Things get heated as we attempt to discuss Summer movies, Star Wars & Indy gossip, Maleficent, and more!! We are.......The Watchers!
Thanks for the support, homies!! My love goes to YOU!
Turn on the gas, Daddy!!
It's true! All YOU need to do is stay right here on ESD Country, and visit the Live Show section at said time! This evening's show promises to be filled with lots of fun and hernia talk!!! Be there!!
Little David would not be here without Beanie & Patty Cakes.
Heck yeah! Between all these sick articles about Game Of Thrones and other disgusting nonsense, I'd like to formally say to my Mommy and Daddy (aka Beanie and Patty Cakes respectively), "Happy Anniversary, you two!! Way to rock and roll!!" I always say this because they were married in June 1967, the Summer of Love, the summer of Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. So I always tell them to "keep rocking" or something like that. I probably have brain damage.
Jesus Christ, Oberyn, just what the fuck were you doing last night? You had the Mountain totally beaten in the Trial by Combat and then you went into that crazy-assed Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride rant about revenge and some slutty sister that we've never seen...giving the Mountain time to get some strength and essentially skull-fuck you with his hands until that head of yours popped like a God-Damned balloon. Thanks a lot, Oberyn. You just killed Peter Dinklage with your shitty Dr. Evil routine.
Inigo Montoya - Repetitive.
Finish him, you asshole!