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Davey Mac- Defender of Little Murderous People.
Is it me? Or are Sunday's becoming more synonymous with HBO shows rather than NFL football? It probably is just me. After all, I'm insane...just like that embezzler Crazy Eddie. Furthermore, we're not even in football season now, so the comparison makes no sense. Anyway, here is the latest "insane" Davey Mac-Game Of Thrones photo-shop done by the great Barn Owl Bill. The Dave Man is cumming.
Check out another TV/web episode of the best show in the universe, the Davey Mac Sports Program!! Thank you to our videographer Erik!!
David "Air" McDonald - Does not have a gambling problem. May have a masturbatory problem.
That's right! Listen to the greatest, award-winning, radio show ever - The Davey Mac Sports Program - which can be featured on the highly-acclaimed RiotCast network (which also has comedy stars such as Nick Di Paulo, Bob Kelly, Rich Vos, Jim Florentine, and many MORE)!
Or listen to the show right here on ESD Country in the DMSP Player section!! Let's get it on!!! And when I mean "get it on", I'm meaning it in a very sexual and perverse way!! Animals WILL be involved!! Peace!!
Fuck Doctor Sleepy's, or whatever the shit the sequel to The Shining is gonna be called. Everyone knows the REAL, golden masterpiece of a Shining follow-up comes out this summer. The Dave-ing. Directed by Dave McDonald. Cinematography by Barn Owl Bill. Farting by my dad. Take a look at the stills of what will be the best movie ever not made.
Dave tells Jack Nicholson a shitty joke on the set of The Shining about psychic parrots.
Twin girls or boys? Do they go by the name of "Davey" or "Ruby"? We're not sure but they're as creepy as Fuck Town (which is a real place).
That fucking bitch Wendy hit Dave in the head and locked him in the damned food locker again...where there's nothing but dry, shitty cereal.
Fine. You caught Dave getting a blow job from a teddy bear. Hope you feel happy.
Dave scored a 9 out of 10 on the interview question, "Will you kill your family?"
Here's the movie poster for The Dave-ing. Please ignore the writing that says "The Shining". Our lawyers are trying to take care of that (and will most likely lose).
Dave has ALWAYS been at the Overlook Hotel......mainly because he has no place to go and is a poor guest.
Hey 50 Cent, how about taking a break from peddling your shitty, Vitamin, Star Wars water and concentrate on throwing a four-seam fastball, for dick's sake! I mean, my Uncle No Arms can throw a better pitch than that! Jesus, Fitty, you might be good at rapping, but you throw like shit. FOCUS.
PS - Next to the 50 Cent video is me crushing not one but two home runs though I was robbed and ended up going ballistic.
I recently heard that J.J. Abrams is holding some sort of contest where the lucky winner gets to appear as an extra in the next Star Wars movie (Episode VII). First of all, J.J., no one is a bigger Star Wars fan on this space system that we call Earth.
In fact, J.J., I have been a card-carrying member of the Lucasfilm fan club since 1989 and I have the Yoda hologram watch to prove it!!
If you made this happen, J.J., I'd be indebted to you forever like that dumb idiot Chewbacca and how he just follows Han Solo around like a furry zombie, meanwhile he probably knows more of the in's and out's of the Millennium Falcon than Han does. Anyway, get me in that movie, J.J.!!! I'll decapitate some Sith fuckers with my light-saber-nunchucks!!!! Fuck YEAH, Force!!
Daveth Vader sometimes shits lava.
Dave owns this actual "painting" in his house.
Listen. My face didn't fight in any wars. In fact, the closest I've been to battle is annihilating the piss out of Bowser in his shitty, run-down castle. Maybe he shouldn't keep a fucking draw bridge over a lava moat in his own God-Damned living room near his throne because it seems to back-fire on his stupid green ass every time. Anyway, God Bless America!
I need YOU......to buy me some personal lube.
And if you do remember, can you let me know? I have had brain damage ever since I tried to fit a Snickers bar through my ears on a bet. Needless to say, I lost said bet. And now I only see things in a shitty brown and peanut-y hue. So, Dave Pound, look what you're doing, and be very careful this weekend and-----ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
-------I just burnt my dick!!! Have a great day!!
"East Side" Dave is a fucking Jedi.
.......I'd fuck them, every way side-ways. I'd scream ther Bull Shit war cry, "Oooh-Tay-Dee", which doesn't to scare a fucking newborn baby (of any space denomination). Then, I'd spit water at thier clearly robotic/electric eyes, making them all blind. Then I'd call in 1,000 Wookies to rip their shitty, non-faced, hooded fucking heads off and I'd serve them to Ewoks for brunch. So long, bitches. Geourge Lucas should have went back with CGI and had you murdered in your sleep by Younglings. May the Force be with you.
Davey Mac in M.A.S.H. as Hawkeye McDonald.
A little known fact is that "East Side" Dave McDonald was originally cast as the role of "Hawkeye" in the hit show M.A.S.H. (later portrayed by Alan "Fuck-Face" Alda, who stole my damned job because producers said, and I quote, "You have jizz stains on your chest and are frightening the other actors). Well, I hope Alan is having a nice day because karma is gonna get his Frank Burns-terrorizing ass and turn him into a fucking army dildo!! You're dead meat, Alda!!!!!
I just hit my dick on the door, causing a little shit to come out of my bummy out of sheer surprise. So chillax, bro...life ain't so bad.
(Rated XRQX. Chldren under the age of 85 should be accompanied by a dead person)
Dave-o Solo wishes you nothing but the BEST Memorial Day weekend. I hope you eat all the Hoth Dogs your space stomach can fit. But careful of those damned Mynocks!!! They'll eat your fucking ship 'till there's nothing but double "A" batteries left!!!! Have a good one, Dave Pound!!!
For those of who who don't know, we here at ESD Country have made hundreds of short films that have garnered us a total of 286 Academy Awards, a number we would be more proud of if we hadn't just made it up seconds ago. This is why it irks us when we get stolen from by a much larger show (in the past Family Guy, The Simpsons, Saturday Night Live, and The Schindler's List Show have all ripped us off).
And now this is what has happened with TV's Pete Holmes. As you can see from our movie on the left (made with a Flip Cam in 2011, three entire years before Holmes' video), I wrote about an obscure video game character from a game that was twenty years old and set him in an unlikely setting, "The Office".
As for Pete Holmes, he took the EXACT same obscure video game character that no one has talked about in two decades (Blanka) and also set him in.........a fucking office!!!!! Come on, Pete!!!! I'll gladly be a writer for your show!!!! Just call my ass up and do this fair and square and no more Bull Shit please!!! Thank you!!!
Fuck to the yeah to the shit to the flush it down to the toilet. Listen to the award-winning Davey Mac Sports Program on this site by clicking HERE for the DMSP Player section!! This week's hugely entertaining and musical DMSP features the Talking Heads, Whitney Houston, Primus, murder, horses, Dave's Walgreens/shit incident, and much more top secret information that we cannot tell you without wearing our Dennis Hopper-Blue Velvet gas mask!!! Just visit the DMSP Player section for the kick-dick show!!! See you in Hell!!!
I heard that Harrison Ford had to be dragged kicking and screaming by J.J. Abrams himself in order to do the next Star Wars movie (Episode VII). Chillax, Harrison. No one in the world is a bigger H.F. fan than the Dave Man, but this new piece of gossip is embarrassing. I suppose Harrison would prefer to make Regarding Henry 2 instead?! Lighten the shit up, Harry!!!
Dave & Harrison- Both fucked in the head.
And a thank you to Barn Owl Bill, who artfully created this masterpiece we are calling Half Dinklage/Half Davelage .
Half Dinklage/Half Davelage
Billy, Liberace, and Dave- Three Men Who Don't Like Reggie.
What is widely known is that both Billy Martin (b. 1928) and Liberace (b. 1919) were BOTH born on May 16th! What is NOT widely known is that Liberace also despised Reggie Jackson and once asked Scott Thorson to "blow that fucker up." Needless to say, no murder plot ever took place, and as far as we know, Thorson misunderstood Liberace's instructions and gave oral sex to a minor league baseball peanut vendor. Happy Birthday, Billy and Lee!
That is what a few individuals are saying (and photo-shopping) on Twitter since my beard ran away from my face because it was scared. What do you think?
You got me, HBO. You have me addicted not only to Game Of Thrones, but to your Sunday night nine o'clock drama in general. I thought life could not get better after True Detective...and now the greatest fucking season in TV history, Game Of Thrones, Season IV, is blowing my mind and dick apart (they haven't been connected for quite some time). This comes after brilliant seasons of: The Sopranos, The Wire, Deadwood, Carnivale, Dick Time, and The Ed Farty Show. You win, HBO. I can't fucking WAIT for Sunday!!
Dinklage & Davelage
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