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Dave Pound Art!

A huge thank you to Louis and his friend Bill for creating this EliManningJuice/Davey Mac Sports Program poster!!  We fucking love it, Louis and Bill, you two damned creeps!!  Have a nice fucking day!!

NEW episode of the award-winning Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW available! And later tonight- The Watchers!

Hello, gangsies!!  Your TWO favorite fucking online shows, the Davey Mac Sports Program AND The Watchers, are (and will be) available right here at East Side Dave Country!! 

Click on the DMSP Player for the number one, award-winning Davey Mac Sports Program!!  We talk about alcohol, March Madness, insane people, shoving things in your privates, assassinations, and much more FUN!!!

And then later tonight, come back to ESD Country and visit The Watchers section of the site to listen to a brand new episode of our hugely popular movie show, The Watchers!!  We pay homage to John Williams, argue a lot, decide one of us is a Nazi, and MORE!!

Fuck yeah!!  It's all happening!!!

Davey Mac on TLC on April 21st?! Quite possibly!!

If you have been listening to the Davey Mac Sports Program online, you would know that not only did I shoot a segment for the fine folks of TLC for their program, America's Worst Tattoos, but that I fuckin' CRUSHED it, dawg!!!  Anyway, one of the nice people at TLC said the show was one of their BEST and, as of now, my episode will air MONDAY, April 21st, at 10 PM!!  Boom!! 

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Let's do it right!

Happy St. Patrick's Day, homies!!!  Let's have a fucking good one today!!!

Rules:

1. Make sure you shit nice and good in the morning.  You don't want to be walking around (intoxicated of course) and have to shit and suddenly a little poo drunkenly comes out and somehow hits the back of your jeans and it's stuck to you all day long.

2. Don't drink green beer.  It never tastes good and it looks as appetizing as a pint of mucous.  They should call it Snot-In-A-Glass.

3. Not all Irish people dance like they have no functioning arms.  I know March 17th is fun even if you're not of "Kelly" descent.  You get hammered and dress up in green...and I have no problems with booze or colors.  But you don't need to Riverdance and mock us for shit's sake!!  I'm Irish and I'm proud to say my arms WORK.  I don't know what the hell is wrong with those Gaelic Dancers but for Christ sake, get some stem cells into those potato-carrying arms of theirs!!!  Thank you!!

4. Don't touch strangers' ears on the bus when you think they're sleeping.  This has little to do with St. Patrick's Day.  It's just something I got in trouble for and have been forced by the courts to mention in public once a month.

5. Suck and Fuck.

Have a great St. Paddy's Day!!!

- Davey Mac



Happy Fucking Pi Day!!!

                The pie in the picture is NOT photo-shopped.  Skeptics.

It's the greatest time of year- March 14th or 3.14 - aka Pi!!!!  And thus we celebrate by smashing elderly women in the head with cherry pie and then pointing at them and saying, "YOUR generation didn't even have Super Nintendo, you old idiots!!!"  Happy Pi Day, Dave Pound!!

Return of the David

The Davey Mac Sports Program (online) WILL be back next week.  We needed a break.  Thanks for the support!  Visit this site for the show and other shit!  Word to your kindly, old, sweet mother!

Davey Mac will be on TLC's 'America's Worst Tattoos' on April 21st!!

                                                       Dave is weird.

Yeeeeeehhaaaaw!!!  Keep in mind, programming can change, but the nice TLC exec (who called it a "great" episode, by the way) says it's 99% that the show will air on Monday, April 21st at 10:00 PM (EST)!!   More Davey Mac on National TV!!  Normally, right-thinking businessmen would understand that this would be great exposure for a radio company.....unfortunately, radio management people are quite stupid and often fail to see the bigger picture.  Anyway, catch the Dave Man on TLC on Monday, April 21st at 10:00 PM (EST)!!  Peace, puppy dogs!!!!

Billy Mitchell & Davey Mac & Hot Sauce

The Champion of Pacman (Billy MItchell) meets the Champion of the World (“East Side” Dave McDonald).  Awesomeness DOES exist.  Shortly afterwards, I would aggressively sample all of the hot sauces.  I then accidentally threw up on his American tie...but I am NO commie!!!  U-S-A!!  U-S-A!!!

Billy & Dave - urinating themselves in this photo after a strange bet was made.

And here's Billy about to punch me after my little "Vomit Incident"....as its known in very dark and strange circles.

                                                         Billy Mitchell does not tolerate hot sauce thievery.

The Davey Mac Sports Program LIVES ONLINE!

Fuck yeah it does. 

As for as our situation with SiriusXM goes, how we were bizarrely put on hiatus, only to be brought back, and then strangely to be let go again....well, it's simply fucking with someone's life.  I'll have a lot more to say about it at some point.  But for now, I can state that (perhaps ironically) it is not me who is off the rails...it is SiriusXM.  There is no strategy.  And odd, random decisions that seriously affect people's lives are being made.

I make $150 a week from SiriusXM, $600 a month.  While certainly not enough to live on, with a family, the 600 bucks was really important to me. 

And not for nothing, but the people at Sirius simply did not take the time to understand or appreciate the talent of XM folks.  It's that simple.  So I was mistakenly seen by Sirius management as some XM lunatic from 2006 rather than the legitimate, national, talk show host that I have evolved into and have been recognized as such via awards and hit reviews from the likes of the AV Club, iTunes, Stitcher, Deadspin, and on and on.  Really, the ONLY place where the Davey Mac Sports Program doesn't get glowing reviews is the company it worked (greatly and passionately) for...SiriusXM.  Shame, really.

Anyway, I'd like to give thank you's to my family and friends and YOU guys for always being awesome and supportive!  You have been extremely supportive!

So if you still want the Davey Mac Sports Program, and this is not a scummy plug here, but I strongly recommend you listen to future episodes of the NUMBER ONE INDEPENDENT sports show in the world, the Davey Mac Sports Program, EXCLUSIVELY on RiotCast.com and/or right HERE on ESD Country!! 

Adios, fart-burgers!!!!!!!!!

 

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Dave Confesses: I didn't shower today........

There.  I confessed.  And you never would have known if I hadn't told you.  But I'm fucking honest, dawg. 

.........Oh, wait!!  I did shower today!!  It was yesterday when I didn't shower!!!  Hahahaha!!!  I'm the cleanest mother-fucker on the planet!!!  Fuck YOU, dirt!!!  Eat my ass!!!  It's VERY clean!!  I showered today!!!  Yaaaaaaayyy!!!  I'm on so much meth right now wait confession time is over yaaaayyyy!!!!!!

                                            Davey Mac: Has probably set up a secret camera in your bathroom.

Dave's Thoughts: Why the shit did they do this to us?

              Dave usually does his thinking naked and on a rock.

              Dave usually does his thinking naked and on a rock.

Why did those Greek assholes or whoever invented the alphabet make the capital "l" (eye), look EXACTLY like the lower case "l" (elle)?!  Do you know how many fucking hashtags have been ruined because of this stupid grammatical rule?!  Just the other day, I wanted to hashtag "Do lt" to my friend but it came across as #Dolt......in other words- "DOLT"!!!   So I'm trying to be supportive to my fucking friend and now he thinks I've called him a God-Damned dolt?!?!   See, THIS is why the Greeks lost in 300...I think...I don't know...never saw it.

PS- Shish Kabobs suck!!!!

Being sick sucks the sweat off a sweaty man's feet.

                              This would be one DISGUSTING foursome.

Even though we're all sick and dying inside, the Davey Mac Sports Program (online) WILL be on the air TUESDAY on the Live show section of this site!  Check my Twitter, Facebook, Google Plus, Fartsies.com, eFuckony, Instacock, Jizzipedia, and Cumblr accounts for the time (which is USUALLY 7:30 PM EST)!!  Peace, America!!!

East Side Dave & Famous People!

Here's a segment called Dave & Famous People.  It's me in photographs with fucking famous people.

Anyway, this first one is me and former Saturday Night Live and Thirty Rock star, Tracy Morgan, who performed at my Davey Mac Movie-Thon event this year.  We look like best friends here.  Too bad he doesn't reply to what I call my "Stalker Emails."

 

This next one is me with Little Steven Van Zandt, brilliant guitarist for Bruce Springsteen's legendary E Street Band.  In my head while posing for this pic, I was humming "Backstreets".....which is more of a piano song.....whatever, get off my fucking back!!!

 

And here is me with Hall of Fame radio personality, Cousin Brucie, who helped introduce a little band called the fucking Beatles at a little place called Shea Fucking Stadium in a little year called Nineteen-Sixty-Fucking-Four!!  What were YOU doing in '64?  Probably eatin' your own feet, THAT'S what!!!!!

......You know what?  I'm sorry if that came across a little harsh.  Not my intention.

 

Here's me and NFL MVP & Minnesota Viking Adrian Peterson, holding lightsabers shortly before decapitating an entire Imperial squadron of Stormtroopers.  Seriously, Stormtroopers are the WORST soldiers in the universe.  Killing them is like stepping on defenseless baby ducks.  Stormtroopers = Spacepussies.

 

Here's me and One Day At A Time star, Bonnie Franklin, shortly before she died.  Ok, ok.....this shit was photo-shopped.  I guess you feel so smart now, don't you????

 

Back to the REAL shit!  Here's me infamously grabbing Chris Berman's neck to celebrate the Giants beating the Patriots in Super Bowl 46.  He was perturbed at this and told me, and I quote, to "Get yer fuckin' hands off me."  Ouch!!  Guess "Boomer" is a Pats fan!!  Chill out, Chris!!  It wasn't like I was fingering your ass....though I would for sixty bucks!!!!

 

Here is me and radio superstar Anthony Cumia of the huge Opie & Anthony Show singing at the world famous East Side Dave Number One Birthday Party!!  After this particular performance of "Sweet Caroline", Neil Diamond said: "Well, music will never get better than that.  I suppose I should just shoot myself on YouTube now."

 

Question.  Where would the world be without Pacman?  Well......actually......it'd probably be exactly the same, but NONETHELESS, here's a pic of me and world famous Pacman champion and star of the superb documentary, King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters, the immortal Billy Mitchell.

 

This next picture is America's Greatest Comedy Coach, "East Side" Dave McDonald, giving a few, free pointers to comedians (left to right) Rich Vos, Robert Kelly, and Luis Gomez.

And lastly, here's a photo with me and the most famous fucker in the world - Santa Claus.  I was about five in this picture and as you can see, I'm horrified as shit.  It's a God Damned miracle I didn't turn out to be some kind of psychopath who gets bad tattoos and......oh wait....

 

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