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Pictured above: All-around bad people Dave (left) & Pepper (right).

That is fucking correct.  I bet you never heard Alex Trebek say that shit.  Well, I'm sayin' it, Alex!!  You got a fuckin' problem with that?!  Anyway, this past Saturday's Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW up on SiriusXM On Demand via the Opie & Anhony Channel (Sirius 206/XM 103)!!  Check it now!!  And then let's go hunt down that Canadian commie- Alex Fucking Trebek!!!  Yeeeehhaaawww!!!!

David is LIVE tonight on SiriusXM and his pants are full of love!

Shit yeah!!  The Davey Mac Sports Program XL DESTROYS the day of Saturday again, TONIGHT, LIVE, at 8 PM (EST), 5 in the West, on SiriusXM Sattelite Radio!!!  ONLY on the Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206/XM 103)!!!  We may even solve who the fucking psycho-killer is on HBO's True Detective and announce it on the air!!  Personally, I think the chances are very good that it is me.  Honestly.  I've lost weight, I don't eat, I don't sleep, I'm in various drug hazes, and, oh yeah, I think murdered two people last night behind 7-11.  In all fairness, though, they were looking at me funny...

                                                     "East Side" Dave McDonald: There's a good chance he has people buried in his backyard.

Davefellas: A New Film By Martin Scorcese

I guess Martin Scorcese's little Italian-grandfather-brain must be running out of ideas because we have breaking news that he has decided to re-make his classic film Goodfellas as an hour-long cartoon (entitled Davefellas), starring yours truly, Sir East Side David, as Henry Hill.  Just kidding.  We made all that shit up.  In fact, I'm not even a proper knight.

                                                          Johnny should NOT have bought that new car......just look how angry Jimmy is.

Davey Mac art: "The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. East Side Dave" by Barn Owl Bill

The great Barn Owl Bill (BillBarnOwl on Twitter) designed a fucking insane picture about the Dave Man based on Rembrandt'sThe Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp, an oil painting created in 1632.  Below is the original bull shit that Rembrandt did followed by the new, superior Dave version.

                                                                                     Rembrandt-Shmembrandt.

Quite frankly, I don't like Rembrandt's painting as much.  The fact that there's no Grover in it really detracts from the aesthetic.  In my shitty opinion, I think Rembrandt is the poor man's Van Gogh.  Then again, I sometimes light my toes on fire. 

Oh yeah, here's the Dave version, aka the best piece of art you'll eyes will ever see on this cockamamie fucking planet.

                                                          Kermit turned out to be a lot taller than we thought.

This week's online Davey Mac show is NOW ready to be licked on the tummy!!

           Dave McDonald - Male Prostitute for former Republican Presidents

Fuck yeah!!  We know it's gross!!  But it's the right damned thing to do!!  Now you take a nice, fresh, breath mint and then you get to lickin'!!!  ASAP!!  Anyway, enjoy this week's stellar Davey Mac Sports Program right HERE on this site in the DMSP Player section!!!  And after that, take out your tummy so that I can give YOU some licky time!!  Have a nice day, bumblebees!!      - Davey Mac

The Davey Mac Sports Program XL - NOW up on SiriusXM On Demand!

That's right, fart-faces!!  Saturday's epic and awesome return of the Davey Mac Sports Program XL is NOW available on SiriusXM On Demand!!  Find it on the Opie & Anthony Channel, in the Shows section!!  Now having said all that, let me touch your head gently!!!  PLEASE!!!!!

               Davey Mac- sometimes he thinks about eating you.

Happy President's Day from Davey Mac!

I love President's Day.  I really do.  I typically go into work whistling "God Bless America".......only to realize that the building is closed, and that everyone has been given the day off.  Thus, I just sit in the empty parking lot and masturbate into the snow.  Merry President's Day!!!

The Davey Mac Sports Program on SiriusXM Satellite Radio!

Hello, homies!  We want to thank YOU wonderful sons of bitches for all the online support for the Davey Mac Sports Program!!  We had a very fun "First Show Back" last night and can't wait until it's on SiriusXM On Demand!  There are a couple of technical issues, but the show will be up by Monday night, they tell me!  In the meantime, we actually get a replay now on the Opie & Anthony Channel!!  Listen to Sirius 206/XM 103 on Monday's at Midnight (that's technically Tuesday morning but we call it Monday Night Midnight in the biz) for our awesome fucking replay!!  See you tickle-buddies later!!!  Arrrghghg!!  Oh, I just sharted!!!

The Davey Mac Sports Program XL is BACK on SiriusXM TONIGHT!

Shit yes!  We have wonderful news on the heels of the United States America defeating the Ruskies in hockey in the Winter Olympics once again like the cold pussies they are.  Not that I would know.  I was watching The Truman Show in the Smoke Zone.  Anyway, this evening at 8 PM EST on SiriusXM Satellite Radio, the Davey Mac Sports Program XL rides again high, daddy!!  Tune to the Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206/XM 103) for the shit!!  Fuck time!!

Happy Valentine's Day to the Dave Pound!!

Here's not just one but THREE Valentine's Day pics.  Feel free to print these out and use them as your very own East Side Dave Valentine's Day cards that you can give to people who you really don't like and/or consistently disappoint you.  Auf Wiedersehen!

Let's enjoy this fucking weekend!

Just like Tuesday's are for tickling and Wednesday's are for wetting, Saturday's are for SMOKE ZONES!!  Let's fucking rock, Dave Pound!!!

                                                                                                         Carpe Fucking Diem!!!!

Beard-Gate Part II - Just What The Shit Happened?

The thing you forget when you don't have a beard is just how fucking cold it is in the winter.  Jack Frost nipping at my nose?  More like Jack Frost fucking at my ass!!!  My goodness, human beings were NOT meant to have their chins exposed in these Viking-esque conditions!!  I thought I loved in New Jersey, not Fargo!!  And if I do live in Fargo, then where is that fucking suitcase with all the money?!?!  I want some fucking pancakes!!!

                                                                                                Davey Mac - thinking about stalking you.

What the fuck happened to my beard?!

This is East Side Dave McDonald and he's here to entertain your tits off.

This is East Side Dave McDonald and he's here to entertain your tits off.

I woke up and the fucking thing was gone!!!  I've had that beard for FIVE sweet-dick years and now it has disappeared!!  Well, I NEVER!!!

...Just kidding.  I shaved it off.  Maybe I'm just re-enacting that scene in Pink Floyd's The Wall where that crazy fucker takes a razor to his eye brows.  Hey, asshole...you're never gonna get a half-decent job with no eye brows.  I should know...that's how I lost out on that C.I.A. analyst position.....or maybe that was because I once pissed on a French baby.

 

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