Circa 1980. Actual excerpt from Dave:
"Wait, this is the set of Raging Bull?!?! Shit, my time machine must be broken!! I was looking for Grudge Match!!! Suck ya later.....dicks!!!!"
Is Scorcese wearing a Clash T-shirt? That rules.
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Happy Christmas Eve, Dave Pound!!!
I love you. I really do. That's no bull shit. Enjoy today and listen for Santa's drunk ass at midnight as he crashes onto the roof of your house and vomits toys down your chimney. Have fun!
When I think of Christmas...
Snake Eyes is FUCKED.
...I think of all the Star Wars and G.I. Joe action figures I received in my childhood Christmas tenure. I also remember that I was nearly fourteen when I was finally told the truth about Santa Claus.....that unfortunately he died in 1983 and that this is a "new" Santa in his place. In fact, if one listens to "Jingle Bells" backwards, they will hear the secret lyric - "Santa is dead. And Dave jerked off in his stocking last year." Anyway, Merry Christmas to you and Santa 2.0.
Happy Holidays, Dave Pound! Love, Dave & Pepper & Charles Manson
I hope you and yours are having a KILLER holiday season!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!! Fuck, that was awesome!!! Haha!! Great job with that "killer" line, Dave Man!! Hahaha!!! Now I'm talking to myself!!! Hahahaha!!!
.......Ok, I'm done.
Later, David and Pepper and Charlie would watch a Harry Potter movie together.
Enjoy the Davey Mac Sports Program XL Christmas Spectacular - NOW on SiriusXM On Demand!
Let's face it, this is the time of year that we indulge ourselves with eggnog, crack, toys, candy canes, small animals, and the Davey Mac Sports Program XL Christmas Spectacular on SiriusXM Satellite Radio. It's a tradition that has been in existence for hundreds of years, dating back to when the Druids would listen to the show shortly before sacrificing one-armed virgins in the center of Stonehenge. So go to the Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206/XM 103) and enjoy the Davey Mac Sports Program XL, NOW on SiriusXM On Demand!! Happy Holidays!!
Little known fact about the making of The Shining...
1979 - Director of cinematography, East Side Dave, would be fired from the set of The Shining for inexplicably farting on Jack Nicholson.
Let's face it....
.....Forrest Gump's cold and cruel girlfriend Jenny was a fucking crazy bitch. I don't know why Forrest named that God-Damned boat after her.....she was nothing but mean to his stupid ass. Fuck you, Jenny.
Little East Side Dave would make Santa's eyes roll back.
I don't know why, but Santa Claus's from all over New Jersey LOVED when I sat on their laps. Look at this fucking guy here. This God-Damned creep is probably serving time, but at least I gave his convicted ass a few moments of pleasure that day. Merry Christmas, you filthy fucking animal.
Little David McDonald would go on to great glory wetting the bed.
New holiday episodes of the Davey Mac Sports Program AND The Watchers are available!! Merry Jizzmas!!
Happy Holidays, Dave Pound!! First off, we have a wonderful holiday episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program (online), NOW up on iTunes, RiotCast.com, or RIGHT HERE on ESD Country!! We sing holiday songs, get angry during the gift exchange, threaten each other, consider a Christmas beatdown, and more JOLLY talk!
And THEN, when you're done with the Sports Program brilliance, tune in for The Watchers Christmas Special! Available on iTunes, Stitcher.com, or HERE on ESD Country!! !! We discuss the best Christmas movies and specials and fight with each other and learn that indeed we are just all tiny grains of sand in this vast movie universe!!
And don't forget to hear Davey Mac LIVE this Saturday on Sirius XM Satellite Radio!! The Davey Mac Sports Program XL shall CRUSH the Christmas cum yet again!! 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!! Tune in to the Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206/XM 103) for the show!!
Happy Holidays from East Side Dave & Cobra Commander!
What-What!
Dave & Pepper wish you a drunken Christmas!
This photo is a Christmas card to YOU, a faithful member of the Dave Pound. Thanks for the support throughout the years, home-slice! Happy Holidays!
This photo rules...
This is a picture of legendary Boston Celtics coach Red Auerbach with the Riddler, Catwoman, the Penguin, and the Joker. Auerback won nine NBA championships in ten years...but in this photo, he better seriously watch the God-Damned Riddler (far left) because THAT asshole obviously has a fucking problem. Look at the way he's eyeing the basketball. He clearly wants to steal it like the shitty Super-Villain that he is. Hey, Riddler, you can just buy a damned basketball for, like, seventeen bucks at Sports Authority, dick-nose!!!
The Davey Mac Sports Program XL will KILL it on SiriusXM on Saturday!
The Davey Mac Sports Program XL is gonna fuck the SHIT out of SiriusXM Satellite Radio on Saturday!! And we want YOU to watch the hot and disturbing radio sex!! Tune in for the LIVE show at 7 PM (Eastern Standard Time) on the Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206/XM 103)!! Call in at 866-WOW-1-WOW!! Touch your butts!! Lick your friend's ear!! Suck off my cousin Chuckie!! Let's ROCK!!!
We win, Dave Pound! We fucking win!
As many of you know, we have been fighting a horrific and costly Twitter War lately (yes "WE".....you people are just as included in this fucking thing as I am!!).......against a red-headed "comedian" IMPOSTOR known as Randy Something-Or-Other. Well, I am happy to report that yesterday, Randy Poop-For-Brains surrendered. He deleted all of his tweets aimed at me and YOU, and conceded defeat. So, as your leader, I take my hat off to you. Thank you for another mindbogglingly stupid, if not downright retarded, yet ultimately heroic victory. Now take the photo above and spread it like wild-fire on the Internet and when you're done, let's fucking party.
I'm declaring WAR on some guy named Randy.
There is a red-headed guy named Randy Liedtke who is driving around, taking pictures of himself, and acting like a jerkoff......in other words.....ripping me off!!! Well, let it be known, Randy- you're on the fucking Hit List, pal!!! That's my bloody hair and bad comedy you're stealing, dick-nose!!! Get in the ring, Randy!!! Get in the fucking ring, shmizbo!!!
"East Side" Dave McDonald holds the key!
This is a mash-up of artwork created by Jermaine Rogers and Barn Owl Bill. Don't look at it directly before going to bed or you'll probably have bad dreams and shitties.
This man is NOT me. He is a damned impostor.
The photo below is on the front page of Reddit today. Well, I have an announcement to make. The guy wearing the plaid shirt and holding the cookie is NOT the Dave Man. He is a fucking fraud.
Even this pig-slut's very pose looks like my God-Damned logo, for Pete's sake!! Son of a bitching ripoff artist!! This thieving mother-fucker has no idea that it took me at least four-and-a-half minutes to design that thing.
Wait a second. That's a lie. I didn't design that at all. I'm just really high right now and clearly emotional over having some auburn-haired doppelganger fucking my shit up. So consider yourself warned, you red-headed cock-nose. I'm gonna sue you back to the Stone Age and then fart all over said stones!!!
Stanny Mac CRUSHES The Band!
Stanny Mac brilliantly sings “It Makes No Difference” by The Band. Says Levon Helm of the legendary performance- “I don’t know how I’m even commenting on that little kid’s version of our song……after all……I’m currently dead.”
East Side Dave McDonald as Heat Miser!
This would be one fucked up Christmas special. By the way, was anyone else scared shitless by The Year Without a Santa Claus when they were kids? The whole thing felt like the kind of bad acid trip one takes that usually results in some sort of Nerf product stuck up your butt and feces residue mysteriously staining your chin. You don't want to even know the answers to the seriously disturbing questions that this situation has arisen. That is kinda what The Year Without a Santa Claus means to me. It's God Damn TERRIFYING.
Dave's Two Cents: Mike Francesa is a fatso.
I mean, just what the shit is this guy eating anyway? I see that he drinks Diet Cokes. Maybe he's sabotaging himself by secretly adding extra lard to his own God Damn soda's when he thinks we're not looking. Well, we ARE looking, Mike. We're looking right the fuck at you and your front-butt that pops over your belt. If Mike Francesa sat on me, he'd squash my head like the dumb egg that it is. This has been Dave's Two Cents.
