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* Pepper evades the police!
* Roy Shaffer- does being German make him a Nazi?
* Sean O- the beer farts are back!
See ya tonight!
Which photo rocks the hardest?
(Thanks to Evan for the great shots from the 11/11/11 East Side Dave Number One Birthday Party! Visit Evan's sight on http://HeyNiceCamera.blogspot.com/ and follow him on Twitter.com/HeyNiceCamera.)
a.) The Dave Man drunkenly sings! (36%)
b.) Dave sings! Sam claps! (28%)
c.) Dave and Anthony- the new Simon & Garfunkel! (34%)
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What is the cutest?
a.) A puppy (17%)
b) A Gizmo (24%)
c.) A kitten being eaten by President Bush (23%)
d.) A happy, elderly, married couple lovingly giving the camera the bird (46%)
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How many different Christmas specials do you plan to watch between now and December 25th?
a.) 1
b.) 2-4
c.) 5 +
d.) zero because you are an Ebeneezer Scrooge you son of a bitch, now get that Christmas Season glow a-started or I'll a-come over to your house and a-light it on a-fucking-a-fire!!!
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Hello everyone and Happy Thanksgiving!! I love Turkey Day so much I could just eat it up!!! Hahahahahahah!!! But seriously, folks, has anyone seen my keys? My...TUR-keys?! Hahaha! 'Cause I have to drive my GOBBLE-mobile home!!! I'm so fucked up!! Hahahahaha!!! OK, seriously. Enough fucking kidding around. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! The Davey Mac Sports Program XL returns LIVE next Saturday (December 3rd) to Sirius XM Satellite Radio and the Sports Report continues our award-winning, ground-breaking coverage on Monday!! A safe and happy Thanksgiving to you all!!! Peace!!! -The Dave Man
When is it appropriate to begin to tie one on during Thanksgiving? a.) At the start of the third football game (20%)
b.) At the beginning of the second football game (14%)
c.) Half-time of the first football game (10%)
d.) IMMEDIATELY following the 7 AM two-hand-touch football game between you and your middle-aged relatives (56%)
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OK, first of all, thanks to EVERYONE who listened to and/or called in and-and/or-or emailed the Davey Mac Sports Program XL!! We rocked the shit out of Satellite Radio and Sports and Thanksgiving and Poopies on Sirius 206, XM 105 this past weekend!! We will be taking this Saturday off as I have to go down to North Carolina to visit with the in-laws!! There, I will drink excessively and drive go-carts (not at the same time hopefully). But we WILL be back the following Saturday, December 3rd, LIVE at 8 PM EST as always!! The show has gotten great reviews and feed back (even from the higher-ups at Sirius XM) and thus we are looking good!!! So we'll see ya in December! I just farted!
Secondly, the internet version of the show, the Davey Mac Sports Program (available on iTunes and Stitcher.com for free), continues to crush the shit and we will be doing a special Thanksgiving show TONIGHT!!! Watch the show LIVE on Ustream at 7 PM EST!!! Just go to the Ustream section on this site! Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! See ya tonight!!!
What is the best Thanksgiving side dish?
a.) stuffing (10%)
b.) sweet/mashed potatoes (8%)
c.) cranberry sauce (2%)
d.) beer (21%)
e.) whiskey and beer (19%)
f.) whiskey, whip-its, pot, gravy, beer (40%)
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I'm going to Guns 'N' Roses tonight. What song should I most be excited to hear? a.) Welcome To The Jungle (18%)
b.) November Rain (14%)
c.) Paradise City (16%)
d.) Axl's cover of "Bunsen," a brilliant ballad I wrote with my high school band, Guys With Ears, which was an ode to scientist/inventor/muppet Dr. Bunsen Honeydew (52%)
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Hey pals! Just because the Davey Mac Sports Program is now also on Sirius XM Satellite Radio, doesn't mean the Internet version of the show will go away!! Quite the contrary!!! We are on TONIGHT, LIVE on Ustream (which you can access through the Ustream section on this site)!! And the show will still be available as always on iTunes and Stitcher.com!! Check Twitter.com@EastSideDave or Facebook (David McDonald) for starting times (we usually begin between 6:30 and 7:00 PM EST). We'll see ya tonight for craziness and silliness and I just dropped some cream cheese on the floor. Should I eat it? Oh fuck it, I'm eating it!!!! Yeah!!! Mmmmm!!! Yeah!! That's how I likes it, Dawg!!! Mmmmm!! See ya tonight!
If we invented a new month, which one of the following do you think it should be called? a.) Cumbruary (26%)
d.) Hogust (23%)
c.) Poopril (24%)
d.) Jizztember (27%)
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I'm sick as HELL. It feels like a cold mixed with a little bit of the flu mixed with some chicken pox, shingles, little chlamydia, and poopies. Should I... a.) Get some rest
b.) Jerk all the ill jizzies out of me
c.) Make a nice warm bath for myself and piss in it
d.) Get a Slurpee at 7-11 and make the nice Pakistani man at the register uncomfortable by telling him he has beautiful eye lashes in hopes that knocks twenty cents off of said Slurpee
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1.) Thank you to everyone who came to my party- The Number One Birthday Party Of All Time!! For videos on the madness, check out the Video Gallery on this site!! We had a great time and it was one of the best birthdays ever (finishing only second behind the time that on my birthday when I was 12, I saw one of my school teachers fall on her fucking ass in the school parking lot...nice job, Mrs. O'Reilly!!!)! 2.) Thanks to everyone who rocked out via the listening, the phone calls, the emails, etc. to the Davey Mac Sports Program XL on Sirius XM Satellite Radio this past weekend!!! We had another blast and shall return this Saturday at 8 PM EST (5 in the West) on Sirius 206, XM 105!! It's being called the "Best New Show" on Satellite Radio so tune in and--- hey! I think I just saw Mrs. O'Reilly walking outside! And...HA!! She just fucking fell down AGAIN!!! Hey, nice fucking job, Mrs. O'Reilly, you clumsy bitch!!!!! Adios!!!
Who would most you like to ride a ferris wheel with? a.) George Wendt (18%)
b.) John Goodman (33%)
c.) Nick Frost (32%)
d.) Kevin James (17%)
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Yes, baby!!! We are gonna rock the shit out of birthdays, parties, and ones!!! They'll never see it coming!!! We're gonna blast their respective dicks off with so much jubilation, drunkilation, and titillation that it'll be like a giant, intoxicated and randy Charles Nelson Reilly just ate us all up and puked us out!!! Let's play the game!!! Below is your invitation!!! And if you're hungover/still drinking/in the hospital tomorrow (Saturday, Nov. 12), don't forget to tune in to the Davey Mac Sports Program XL on Sirius 206, XM 105 at 8 PM in the East, 5 in the West!! See ya later, yeeeeehhaaawww!!!!!
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Gossip Bar NYC (Ninth Avenue between 49th & 50th Street)
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THIS PARTY IS GOING TO BE THE #1 BIRTHDAY PARTY OF ALL TIME!!
Live music to be performed by the great Roy Shaffer! A fog and laser machine will be included!
Members of the Davey Mac Sports Program will be intoxicated!
Two to five midgets expected to not attend!
Superstars such as Jeffrey Danger of The Cuertos and Adam from Big Brother shall rock!
Radio celebrities? Possibly!
Television personalities? Maybe!
Movie stars? No fucking way!
Don’t worry, this party will ROCK!!!
Get your #1 outfit , your #1 attitude, and don’t forget to go #1 before the #1 birthday party of 2011!!!
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Today is my big birthday party. Don't worry you're invited. Anyway, do birthdays make you:
a.) Happy (15%)
b.) Sad (5%)
c.) Hungry (7%)
d.) Drunk (13%)
e.) High (10%)
f.) A little accident will happen in the pants around 2:00 AM, meaning poopy (23%)
h.) thank goodness I carry around a spare pair of boxers with me in my coat pocket for situations such as these! (27%)
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What kind of people annoy you most?
a.) People who cough too loud (10%)
b.) People who grunt too noisily at the gym (14%)
c.) People who watch you pee when you're at the urinal (20%)
d.) People who watch you pee when you're in a stall after you've walked from the urinal to the stall in order to avoid the people who were watching you at the urinal (26%)
e.) People who have hidden in the bathroom in your house in order to watch you pee after you've left a stall because people were watching you pee there though you originally went to the stall in the first place because people were watching you pee at the urinal. (30%)
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We here at EastSideDaveCountry.com are proud to report that the Davey Mac Sports Program XL is BACK this Saturday evening on Sirius XM Satellite Radio; and plans to be back every Saturday evening after that! Hoooorahhh! Those in charge thought the show was great and thus have demanded our continuance- every Saturday on Sirius 206, XM 105 at 8 PM EST (5 PM in the West)! So let's rock it!! We want your calls at 866-WOW-1-WOW! We want your sports fire stoked, we want you to bring it, we want you to wear mittens on your pee-pee!!! Let's do's it!!! And remember, we're still doing the internet show that started it all, the regular Davey Mac Sports Program, available on iTunes and Stitcher.com. We also broadcast the show LIVE every Wednesday night (which is tonight, baby) at around 7 PM EST!!! Visit the Ustream section on this site to watch the shit!!!
Thank you all for rocking and rolling with East Side Davey Mac; we'll see you later!!!!
What soup looks the most like pukeys?
a.) New England Clam Chowder (12%)
b.) Manhattan Clam Chowder (8%)
c.) Pumpkin Soup (12%)
d.) Dave's Jizz Broth (68%)
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Friday at 8:00pm - Saturday at 4:00am
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Gossip Bar NYC (Ninth Avenue between 49th & 50th Street)
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THIS PARTY IS GOING TO BE THE #1 BIRTHDAY PARTY OF ALL TIME!!
Live music to be performed by the great Roy Shaffer! A fog and laser machine will be included!
Members of the Davey Mac Sports Program will be intoxicated!
Two to five midgets expected to not attend!
Superstars such as Jeffrey Danger of The Cuertos and Adam from Big Brother shall rock!
Radio celebrities? Possibly!
Television personalities? Maybe!
Movie stars? No fucking way!
Don't worry, this party will ROCK!!!
Get your #1 outfit , your #1 attitude, and don't forget to go #1 before the #1 birthday party of 2011!!!
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