Davey Mac News Bulletin on a Wednesday, Nov. 9!!!

We here at EastSideDaveCountry.com are proud to report that the Davey Mac Sports Program XL is BACK this Saturday evening on Sirius XM Satellite Radio; and plans to be back every Saturday evening after that!  Hoooorahhh!  Those in charge thought the show was great and thus have demanded our continuance- every Saturday on Sirius 206, XM 105 at 8 PM EST (5 PM in the West)!  So let's rock it!!  We want your calls at 866-WOW-1-WOW!  We want your sports fire stoked, we want you to bring it, we want you to wear mittens on your pee-pee!!!  Let's do's it!!! And remember, we're still doing the internet show that started it all, the regular Davey Mac Sports Program, available on iTunes and Stitcher.com.  We also broadcast the show LIVE every Wednesday night (which is tonight, baby) at around 7 PM EST!!!  Visit the Ustream section on this site to watch the shit!!!

Thank you all for rocking and rolling with East Side Davey Mac; we'll see you later!!!!

Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- Nov. 8)

What is your favorite part of Thanksgiving? a.) the food (16%)

b.) the day off (4%)

c.) spending time with the family (8%)

d.) watching football with a six pack in a bucket that you have put next to your reclining chair so that you won't have to go to the kitchen every 10 minutes for more beer and be forced to engage in conversation with a distant cousin whose first name you can't remember but are pretty sure that you once killed and buried an animal with him when the two of you and your cousin Milly went into the woods behind the backyard.  Milly has never looked either of you in the eye again.  (72%)

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Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- Nov. 7)

What place from Star Wars would you most want to live? a.) Tatooine (14%)

b.) Hoth (8%)

c.) Dagobah (16%)

d.) Darth Vader's weird metallic porn egg (62%)

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Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- Nov. 4)

  Who do you think is the sweatiest?

a.) Nick Nolte (12%)

b.) Louie Anderson (32%)

c.) The Big Show (20%)

d.) Meredith Vieira (18%)

e.) Davey Mac (18%)

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Big News regarding the Davey Mac Sports Program!

First of all, I want to thank everyone who tuned in LIVE last night on Ustream!!  We had an awesome time!  If you were not there, FEAR NOT!  This week's episode is available on iTunes and Stitcher.com!  Get the link from the Sports Page on this site!  Lastly, we have some very exciting news- for the First Time Ever, the Davey Mac Sports Program will be LIVE on Sirius XM!!!  Yeeehhaaaaw!!  Tune in to this ground-breaking show this Saturday at 8 PM EST (5 in the West) on Sirius 206, Xm 105!! Sports, movies, pop culture, music, and jizzies will all be discussed and gurgled!!  I'll see you there!!!

Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- Nov. 3)

I like decorating my house for Christmas-time.  When can I put up my Christmas shit? a.) Now, Davey Mac (8%)

b.) A week before Thanksgiving, Dave Man (11%)

c.) Thanksgiving Day, ESD (30%)

d.) AFTER Thanksgiving, David, Christ Almighty have some fucking patience you son of a bitch!!!  Don't make me come down there, David!!!  You DO NOT want me to fucking come down there, David!!! (51%)

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Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- Nov. 1)

What should I do for my birthday? a.) Take a nap because I am sick (1%)

b.) Attempt to drink the flu out of me with whiskey (9%)

c.) Go hiiiighin' (3%)

d.) Take a nap, THEN drink, THEN smoke up, THEN order Chinese food, THEN watch The Big Lebowski, THEN play some Martio Kart, THEN watch A Clockwork Orange, THEN play pinball in the Smoke Zone, THEN play my drums for a little bit, THEN get yelled at by the wife for not realizing that it is 4 AM and I have woken up the house with my awesome drumming, THEN heat up some left-over Chinese, THEN farties. (87%)

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Special Delivery Starring Dave this past weekend- awesome!

We had a great time this past weekend on Special Delivery!  Thanks for the tons of emails, tweets, Facebook posts, etc.!  It's very much appreciated!  It was just Monica and myself!  Yet we hit it harder than a Mike Tyson punch on Robin Givens!  And this brings me to the big news- for the first time on Sirius XM Satellite Radio, the Davey Mac Sports Program will temporarily take over Saturday night this weekend!  It will be the first every Special Delivery Sports Program on Sirius 206, XM 105 at 8 PM EST (5 in the west)!!  I want you to tune in and hang out and if you feel like it, give us a call- 866-WOW-1-WOW!  I also want you to wear extra socks and make sure your fingernails are clean if you are coming over for dinner!  Thank you!!!

Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- Oct. 31)

What is the scariest Halloween movie of all-time? a.) The Omen (11%)

b.) The Shining (14%)

c.) Halloween (10%)

d.) The Exorcist (13%)

e.) Dave's self-made porn of him spanking it to a Dukes of Hazzard coloring book (pg. 12- Daisy Duke)  (52%)

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Special Delivery Starring Dave tomorrow (Saturday) night on Sirius XM!

Ooooooohhhh!!  (This is my ghost voice, 'cause it's Halloween, get it?)  Ooooohh!  Tune in to Special Delivery Starring DAVE and ONLY Dave on Sirius 206, XM 105, Saturday night at 8 PM EST (5 in the West) for a show so scary, SO FREAKY, Satan just pissed himself like a pussy!!  See ya Saturday!

Poll-verizing (Dave's Poll of the Day)

How many fingers am I holding up? a.) One (5%)

b.) Two (10%)

c.) Three (7%)

d.) I'm not holding up any fingers.  Rather, I have one hand on the keyboard and the other hand is SQUARELY on YOU-KNOW-WHAT.  That makes YOU the fucking pervert!!  Not me!!!! (78%)

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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day)

You are in a bathroom stall and someone stands outside for 10 seconds and then knocks.  Is this appropriate? a.) Yes, he should knock. (28%)

b.) No, he should not knock.  He should look to see if feet are in the stall. (32%)

c.) What are you doing in the stall, by yourself, for so long anyway?  Huuuuh???? (40%)

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Dave and his shitty little cellphone videos now available on EastSideDaveCountry!

That's right!!  The little quick vids I take with my cellphone and put up on Posterous are now here on EastSideDaveCountry.com!  Just go to the News & Sports & Stuff category and look for "Shitty Cellphone Videos" in a sub-category!  Thanks to Kelly once again for making my dreams come true!!  And a "thank you" to YOU wonderful people for coming to the site every Gosh Darned day!!!  I'd pinch your cheeks and give you candy apples and squeeze your butties if I could!!  But then I'd probably get arrested for sexual assault among other crimes so it's best that I keep my hands and poisoned apples to myself!!!  See ya!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

Who would you like to be romantic with? a.) Dorothy (8%)

b.) Rose (12%)

c.) Blanche (15%)

d.) Sophia (5%)

e.) All of the above, you sick freak (60%)

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The Davey Mac Sports Program will be LIVE tonight on Ustream at 7 PM EST!

You got that shit right, Said Fred!!!  The Number One independent sports show on iTunes and Stitcher.com will be going live on Ustream where you can visually look at drunkards talking sports and movies and shit and eat pretzels and ingest beer faster than a "Cheers" extra!!!  Go to the Ustream section on this here site and, if you want to, log into Ustream and join the chat!!!  It's gonna be a World Series special and all-around fuck-fest, baby, minus the fuck part I don't even know why I just wrote that!!!  I'll see ya this evening!!!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

What movie is most likely to make you cry? a.) It's A Wonderful Life (28%)

b.) Field Of Dreams (22%)

c.) Gap (21%)

d.) Stinky Tom & The Fart Killing Babies (29%)

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Special Delivery Starring Dave on Sirius XM! More reviews are in!! And it’s a hit!!

Special Delivery Starring DAVE was phenomenal yet again over the weekend!!  We did the show LIVE as always on Sirius 206, XM 105 and we crushed the shit out of it!!!  I’d like to thank Chris Pepper Stanley for being a Special Guest on the show!!  I’d like to thank YOU sons of bitches, the loyal listeners, for putting the show on, calling in, giving feedback, tweeting, facebook, sucking, fucking, eating, spitting, jizzing, old-person-pushing, and more!!!  Here are some reviews: *  “A+++++++++++”   -Ralphie’s teacher

*  “Dave was killing me hardly!!!”   -Lauren Hill

* “My daughter’s a MAN!”   -Cher

So listen again this Saturday at 8 PM EST (5 in the West) on Sirius 206, XM 105 to Special Delivery Starring the Dave Man!!  We gonna bang it hard!!!!

-Dave

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

What is the most American sporting event? a.) The World Series

b.) The Kentucky Derby

c.) The Super Bowl

d.) The Masters

e.) Doug & Bob's Hockey-Jizzy Championships

f.) Fat Frankie's Illegal Badminton & Semen Tournament

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The Davey Mac Sports Program- News & Reviews!

Damn, the Davey Mac Sports Program is on fire!  Literally!  I have third degree burns on my dick!  Anyway, we had one of our biggest audiences last night on Ustream, thanks to everyone for watching!  Remember, in addition to being available on iTunes and Stitcheer.com, you can watch the show LIVE every Wednesday in the Ustream section on this site!  Also, check out the latest Video Snippet on the Davey Mac Sports Page! Things are cooking, ladies & gentlemen!  We're cooking the sports, the stew, the Meth, and we ain't stoppin' until explosions happen!!!  Yeehhhaaaw!!!!  We'll see ya later!

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

Would you most want to have a lifetime supply of: a.) your favorite food (14%)

b.) your favorite drink (26%)

c.) your favorite candy (8%)

d.) your favorite poo (52%)

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