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If you had to, would you rather: a.) have your face stapled to another person for a week (23%)
b.) have your butt sealed up for 10 days (22%)
c.) have a little bird live in your mouth for two weeks (37%)
d.) let Andy Dick poke you for a month (18%)
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If you had to, would you rather have... a.) a third eye on your fore-head
b.) another nose on your face
c.) an extra set of ears on the side of your head
d.) a small monkey-head that grows on your shoulder
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It's true!! I looked it up and indeed the machines don't lie!! Here are actual reviews from Facebook and Twitter (under the post/tweet "Special Delivery Starring DAVE SOLO tonight in 45 mins!!! Sirius 206, XM 105!! It's gonna be better than Footloose 2!!!"): Arty Goldbach- Dave...your radio gold!
Charlie Rodriguez- ...Dave for president!
Ross Brown- The only man good enough to radio alone
Greg Keller- this show is awesome!
Ellyn Stepanek- Great show, Dave! Loved Erock, too!
Opie & Anthony Rundowns- Really great show
rageaholic930- The chemistry with u and erock right now is making my hand touch my penis
Thanks to all of the above and another thanks to everyone (and there were millions of you) who listen, or call in, or both, and who support the show!!! Tweet it!!! Facebook it!!! Google Plus it!!! Get the word out- the Dave Man be killing it on da Radio!! Listen again this Saturday as Dave dominates Satellite Radio alone on Sirius 206, XM 105 at 8 PM EST!! Adios, muchachos!!!
Who is the true "Fifth Beatle"? Vote NOW in the All About ESD-Contact Info section of this site! (Voting results in parentheses)
a.) Brian Epstein (12%)
b.) George Martin (24%)
c.) Billy Preston (23%)
d.) Davey Mac (41%)
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You got it!!! You it RIGHT!!! The Dave Man will be on Sirius 206, XM 105 LIVE tomorrow night (Saturday) at 8 PM EST (5 in the West)!!! What will the Topics be? Who fucking knows!! Will there be Surprises?! Possibly!!! Can I be even more vague?! Absolutely fucking not!!! I WILL say, however, that the show is gonna rock tomorrow!! Spend Saturday night with East Side Davey Mac, baby, let's suck and fuck!!!!
What would you wear if you had to? Vote NOW in the All About ESD-Contact Info section of this site! (Voting results in parentheses)
a.) an adult diaper for 6 months (19%)
b.) casts on both arms for one month (21%)
c.) an eye patch for two years (8%)
d.) a stuffed parrot glued to you shoulder like you were a pirate (for eight weeks) (52%)
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Here are the reviews: Greg "Opie" Hughes of the Opie & Anthony show calls Davey Mac "a true talent."
Ron Bennington of the Ron & Fez show predicts "big things" for Dave.
Anthony Cumia says- "Fucking Dave."
Jim Norton inscribed to East Side Dave in not one but two best-selling books- "Dave, you sir are Radio Gold. I am a fan."
Mike Trainor writes on Twitter about Davey (after a spot Dave did for Tru TV which will air in 3 to 4 months)- "The producers of my show are raving about @EastSideDave 's performance today."
Don Mattingly says- "Davey Baseball can fucking HIT, baby."
Pat Sajak comments- "Dave makes me uncomfortable. I think he was standing next to me at the urinal once. He was looking at my penis."
Connie Chung reports: "I've him eating garbage in the subway. It's distressing."
Frank Zappa says- "I'm dead."
Teri Garr informs- "I saw him sculpt a large horse out of potatoes. Then he started to finger the potatoe-horse-sculpture's ass. I developed health problems soon afterward."
Terry Funk states: "This town ain't big enough for two "Terries", Teri!!
Teri Garr: Oh yeah?!?!
Terry Funk: Yeahhhhhh!!!!!
(Gunshots)
Jon Voight rips off a mask and says: "It was me all along!!!!"
What TV character is closest to being retarded? Vote NOW in the All About ESD-Contact Info section of this site! (Voting results in parentheses)
a.) Luther (12%)
b.) Woody (13%)
c.) Coach (13%)
d.) Nick (12%)
e.) Jay (50%)
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You it, baby!! The Number One Independent Sports Show on iTunes and Stitcher.com respectively will be LIVE as always Tonight (and every Wednesday) on Ustream!! Just come right here to the site and go to the Ustream section and- Blammo!!!- you'll be watching us LIVE!! Chat with others if you want to and- Smammo!!!- you'll have a great time!! The show should begin around 6:30-7:00 PM EST and- Jacko!!!- it'll be good!!! See you tonight, Dogsies!!!
Another Dave Poll for you! Vote NOW in the All About ESD-Contact Info section of this site! (Voting results in parentheses) Would you rather have:
a.) Your Mom urinate in your mouth (32%)
b.) Your Dad poop in your ear (17%)
c.) Your dog bite your privates (20%)
d.) Too much pot again, Dave (31%)
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Thank you, everybody, who tuned in and/or called in to Special Delivery Starring Dave this past weekend!! It was a Dave Solo show and if you liked it (and judging by the overwhelmingly positive feedback it seemed like you did), well guess what, rutabagas?! I'm going LIVE again and SOLO and strapped to the nines with mother-fucking AK's and grenades out the ass AGAIN this Saturday as well!!! As always, The Dave Man will be LIVE on Sirius 206, XM 105 at 8 PM EST (5 in the west)!!! We're gonna rock it so hard that people will either bleed, jiz, pee, or all of the above from their nostrils!! As will I!!!! I'll see ya this Saturday, rutabagas!!!!
What will be the next item to become a "smart" product (taking after the smart-phone)? (Voting results in parentheses)
a.) The smart channel-changer (19%)
b.) The smart backpack (15%)
c.) The smart tooth-brush (18%)
d.) The smart NFL referee (0%)
e.) Elizabeth Smart (4%)
f.) Smarties (44%)
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Who would you most want to be locked in a freezer with? (Voting results in parentheses)
a.)Archie and Meat-head (26%)
b.) Greg and Bobby (20%)
c.) Lucy and Ethel (18%)
d.) Jack Tripper and Mr. Furley (36%)
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Hey 'yall!! What am I from Alabama all of a sudden? Hey 'yall?!?! That's how I greet you?!?! Fuck me. Anyway, we rocked on Special Delivery Starring Dave Solo last night and I received many requests from people to put up a transcript of something I wrote and said on the air. The preface is this- Andy Rooney has left 60 Minutes. I, for one, think it's time that 60 Minutes goes for a younger crowd. So this is me, throwing my hat in the ring, trying for a young demographic, for the Last Word On 60 Minutes With Davey Mac:
That's right, baby!!! The DAVE MAN is flying solo and through the month of October (and possibly longer?) with the stunning news that Sam is leaving to take his fish in to the hospital for open-heart-fish surgery!!! So, I want you to call in and suck it and fuck it with me!! 866-WOW-1-WOW!! We're gonna rock and roll part 2 better than Gary Glitter and with 50% less molestation!! Tune in tomorrow (Saturday) at 8 PM EST (5 in the West) to Sirius 206, XM 105 for Special Delivery Starring Davey Mac!!! Adios!!!
Fight week concludes with one last fight!! Who do you have your money on?
(Voting results in parentheses)
a.) God (54%)
b.) Satan (12%)
c.) Frankie Muniz (14%)
d.)This guy (20%)
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Fight week continues!!! Who would win in a fight- Wesley from Mr. Belvedere, Sam from latter day Diff'rent Strokes, Andy from long-in-the-tooth Family Ties?
(Voting results in parentheses)
a.) Wesley (22%)
b.) Sam (11%)
c.) Andy (5%)
d.) Balki (62%)
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It's fight week, so we continue with the fight theme!! Who would win in a fight- fifty bulldogs or two elephants?
(Voting results in parentheses)
a.) 50 bulldogs (29%)
b.) 2 elephants (30%)
c.) a freakish stalemate where both sides mutually agree to sign an animal peace treaty (41%)
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Who could you beat up in a fight? (Voting results in parentheses)
a.) The San Francisco Giants (22%)
b.) The New York Giants (2%)
c.) The Little Giants (76%)
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Special Delivery Starring Sam & Dave destroyed Sirius XM Satellite Radio over the weekend and we thank you for tuning in!!! It was a special one as Sam announced he will be taking off October and will be leaving indefinitely to seek help with his drug addiction, his herpes issues, his penis problems, his chlamydia irritation, his swollen left testicle, his blind eye, his obsession with poop, his hair, and his love of tiny robots. As a result, I, the Dave Man, will be hosting the show SOLO for the next bunch of weeks!! I hope you all join me!! Sirius 206, XM 105 at 8 PM EST (5 in the West)....let's fuck it, baby!!!!!
