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Special Delivery Starring Sam & Dave LIVE tomorrow night!!

Special Delivery Starring Sam & Dave will be LIVE tomorrow (Saturday) night on Sirius 206, XM 106 at 8 PM EST (5 in the West)!!! And I PROMISE you, jelly beans, this is gonna be an important one that you cannot miss!!  Opening topics include: Dave- does he love animals a little too much?  Sam- is he still working secretly for the Government?  Garret- how many hot dog vendors has he punched?  Monica- still a whore?  In addition to these, major revelations and announcements!!!  Tune in tomorrow!!!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

What food item would you like your arms to be made of? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) Gum Drops (22%)

b.) Pork Chops (28%)

c.) Jell-O (13%)

d.) a combination of all of the above held together by the spittle of Pat Sajak (37%)

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Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

Who would you trust with your life the most to diffuse a bomb strapped to your head while you were asleep? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) Verne Troyer (14%)

 

b.) Verne Lundquist (36%)

 

c.) Jules Verne (48%)

 

d.) the guy who used to like to say "You know what I mean, Vern?" (2%)

 

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Special Delivery killed it over the weekend!!

Thanks everybody for listening, calling, and emailing Special Delivery Starring Sam & Dave on Sirius XM over the weekend! We had another great time and excellent show! Thank you to Opie from the Opie & Anthony Show and well-known comedian Bob Kelly for calling in! And thank you to my mom for making me a grilled cheese sandwich on Sunday! Although I always wondered, is it "grilled" cheese or "grill" cheese?  I've never been sure how to say it! Help!!!!!!  See ya this Saturday on Special Delivery, folks- Sirius 206, XM 105 at 8 PM EST (5 in the West)!! And remember the Davey Mac Sports Program this Wednesday LIVE on Ustream!! Adios!!!

Poll-verizing (Dave's Poll of the Day)

Would you rather have a pencil put into your pee-hole or a porcupine put in your butt-hole area? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) pencil in the pee-hole (48%)

b.) porcupine in the butt (52%)

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Sam & Dave LIVE tonight!

Yessirree! Special Delivery Starring Sam & Dave LIVE tonight in ten minutes at 8 PM (EST) on Sirius 206, XM 105!!!  Big topics!! Big surprises!! Little pee-pee holes!! Listen up!! Call in- 866-WOW-1WOW!! Let's fuck it two times!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

What kids' sports movie would be most likely to make you shed a tear? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) The Sandlot (22%)

b.) The Bad News Bears (original) (28%)

c.) Little Giants (8%)

d.) Dave's home video of him getting hit in the face by one of his brothers in backyard football and then crying and running off the field (42%)

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The Davey Mac Sports Program can be seen LIVE tonight on Ustream!

That's right, muchachos!! Tonight, and EVERY Wednesday, the Number One Independent sports show on iTunes and Stitcher.com respectively, the Davey Mac Sports Program, can be seen and interacted with LIVE on the internet thingy!  Just go to the Ustream section on this site to see the action or go to Ustream directly and type "The East Side Dave Happy Times Channel" in the searchox!  It'll be a good one, doodies!! And don't forget to download the show from either Stitcher.com or iTunes late tonight/early tomorrow morning when it's posted!! How about this weather? It's hot, it's cold, it's middle of the road!!!  I don't know what to wear anymore so I have a giant Eskimo parka with bikini bottoms so I'm covered either way! See ya tonight!

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

What game show would you least want locked up with your children? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) Bob Eubanks (7%)

 

b.) Bill Cullen (9%)

 

c.) Monty Hall (6%)

 

d.) Richard Dawson (8%)

 

e.) Gene Rayburn (70%)

 

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East Side Dave's #1 Birthday Party!!! (Friday, 11/11/11)

East Side Dave's #1 Birthday Party!!!

Time
Friday, November 11 · 8:00pm - 4:00am
Location http://www.gossipbarnyc.com/
More Info
THIS PARTY IS #1!!!  11/11/11  IS THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF ONES!!!
There are #1's in the date, so we are gonna have the #1 BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!
Get your #1 outfit , your #1 attitude, and don't forget to go #1 before the #1 birthday party of 2011!!!
Details to be announced.... SAVE THE DATE!!!
It will be in NYC so we want everyone to have a heads up to make it...I assure you there will be madness!
Please invite all your Number One friends!!!  Let's rock it!!!

Special Delivery KILLED & PILLED this past weekend on Sirius XM!!

You got that right! Special Delivery Starring Sam & Dave dominated the airwaves via Sirius XM Satellite Radio over the weekend!!!  We exposed and destroyed 1010 WINS and other radio bullshits!!  We threatened certain members of the media!!!  We shot four birds from a window!!!  We coughed without covering our mouths and pooped without covering out behinds!!! There was loud chewing as well!!! Listen to Sam & Dave every Saturday night at 8 PM EST (5 in the west) on Sirius 206, XM 105!!! Thanks, pals!!!

Special Delivery Starring Sam & Dave LIVE tomorrow (Saturday) night!

Yessirree, Bob & Dougie! Sam & Dave once again will rock the airwaves as Radio's Best Duo since Hank & Jizzum in the Morning! Tune in to the Sirius 206, XM 105 at 8 PM EST (5 in the West) for the world of radio to be changed forever as BOTH Sam AND Dave plan to talk into microphones and take commercial breaks!! Besides those INSANE antics, we will have a rather straight-forward show which will include killing 7 random monkeys live on the air!!!!  Be there!!

 

Poll-verizing (Dave's Poll of the Day)

When's the last time you pooped yourself? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) When I was a baby (28%)

b.) When I was in Little League (16%)

c.) When I was arrested at Sandy Hook for drunkenly passing out in my own poo on the beach while waves crashed over me and onlookers pointed and took photos (3%)

d.) Maybe we should forget about that last option (53%)

 

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The Davey Mac Sports Program kicked ass last night- thank you!

Thank you to all who joined us, the Davey Mac Sports Program, last night on Ustream, where we went LIVE and will continue to go LIVE with the visuals and audio and whatnot EVERY Wednesday night!!  We had our biggest audience yet and the feedback was excellent!!  If you missed it, fret not, my friends!!!  We will be LIVE again next Wednesday (usually around 7 PM (EST) or so)!! You can see the Program on the Ustream Channel on this site or go directly to Ustream and type in "The East Side Dave Happy Times Channel" in the search box!!  And the radio show itself we will be available on Stitcher.com and iTunes in a little bit!!! Share it with your friends and parole board!!  Let's fucks it!! Let's sucks it!!! Let's poops it!!! Let's scoops it!!!

 

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