The Super Bowl is here! Let’s get fuuuuuuuuucked up! (2/1/13)

 

It’s your February First Davey Mac Sports Report and because I didn’t sleep last night and am on a lot of pills, and because my brain is still melting from some unknown medieval disease, and because I’m sitting in my dark garage with no shoes on and currently can’t feel my toes, and because I’m contemplating going over to my neighbor’s house and drowning his dog because the fucker will simply not shut the fuck up and there is no fucking reason to be barking, because of all that shit, this is a gonna be a brief Sports Report.

If Ray Lewis cried during the National Anthem of the AFC Championship, what will he do during the fucking Super Bowl?  My guess is Ray will grab 49′ers receiver Randy Moss and start eating him live on the air.

If I were to make a movie about the Harbaugh brothers, I’d cast the greatest pair of acting brothers in all the land- the London’s (Jason & Jeremy).

I expect Beyonce to deliver a powerful and sexy half-time performance.  I also expect her to bring out a special surprise guest who will in fact be this red-headed journalist who will not be wearing pants and will most likely be jerking off.

If I see ONE more God-Damned commercial with Betty White in it, I’m gonna drive to Hollywood and throw that old woman in the river.

If San Fran QB Colin Kaepernick wins the game MVP, he’ll be the first tattooed Most Valuable Player since Tommy Lee won the award in the 1984 Chlamydia Bowl.

Hopefully we have another exciting Super Bowl…if not…I’ll be more fucked up than Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas.

Prediction #1 :  49′ers – 27, Ravens – 24.  Prediction #2:  Dave 3, Pukes 7.

Have a great Super Bowl, Dave Pound!

- Dave (2/1/13)

Chris Culliver- I hate gay people…er, I mean…I LOVE gay people…I mean…oh fuck it… (1/31/13)

 

It’s your January Thirty-First Davey Mac Sports Report and 49′ers cornerback Chris Culliver spoke up yesterday about gay people in the NFL: “Ain’t got no gay people on the team.  They gotta get up outta here if they do.  Can’t be with that sweet stuff.”  Then today, after talking with coach Jim Harbaugh, the confused Culliver has since apologized for his remarks.

This Culliver person does he realize that he plays his home games in fucking San Francisco, right?!?!  Does he understand that he’s in the fucking neighborhood of such legendary gay activists as Harvey Milk, Danny Tanner, Willie McCovey, Jerry Garcia, the inventor of Rice-A-Roni, and Huey Lewis?!?!  Each one of those individuals was gayer than the next!!!  San Francisco is the home of TOLERANCE, Chris Culliver.  Not SMALL-MINDEDNESS (that designation goes to the planet of Endor…but only because Ewoks literally do have small minds…their brains are reportedly a quarter of the size of a grown German Shepherd).  Fuck off, Culliver!!

After Brooklyn Nets forward Reggie Evans said that defending LeBron James is no different than defending fellow Nets Joe Johnson or Andray Blatche, LeBron proceeded to put 24 points on Evans’ head, grab nine rebounds, get seven assists, and keep Evans and his dumb fucking mouth scoreless in the game.  But in Evans’ defense, I can kind of see where he’s coming from in comparing LeBron to Joe Johnson and Andray Blatche.  I mean, all three players have two arms each after all.  Plus, I think NONE of them has a vagina.  Furthermore, I think EACH of them is a black man!!!  Hey, Reggie Evans, no one knows who you fucking are…shut the shit up!!!

I was watching Ali last night and seriously, the first ten minutes of that movie are fucking brilliant.  I’m saying to myself, “This is gonna be the best sports movie ever.”  And then the shit just drops out of it.  From Will Smith’s, quite frankly, somewhat-out-of-shape boxing potrayal and bad SNL sketch caricature of the great champion, to Jon Voight in the worst Howard Cosell costume I’ve ever seen since, well, John Turturro’s hideous Cosell costume in Monday Night Mayhem (another shit-fest of a sports flick).  It honestly was the worst Cosell make-up since I dressed up like Cosell for the “Fourth Annual Howard Cosell Bestiality Convention”.  For shame, Ali!!!

The Davey Mac Player of the Day goes to Phil Mickelson, who shot a 60 in the first round of the Waste Management Phoenix Open.  That’s an amazing score for a golfer in his forties.  On the other hand, what the fuck is the name of that competition?  The Waste Management Open?!?!   The PGA tour might as well schedule the fucking Chernobyl Disaster Invitational; or the Exxon Valdez Oil Spill Tournament?!?!  Get it together, PGA!!

See ya later, homies!!  This week’s Davey Mac Sports Program SUPER BOWL SPECIAL (online version) is now available!!  Go to RiotCast.com/DaveyMac and/or iTunes for the show!!  Peace!!

-Dave (1/31/13)

Oh, A-Rod…you done it again! (1/30/13)

 

It’s your January Thirtieth Davey Mac Sports Report and new allegations have surfaced that Alex Rodriguez is being investigated yet again for using performance-enhancing drugs from 2009 to 2012.  Holy fuck.  Rodriguez cheats at baseball worse than Al Capone did at taxes.  I am hoping for some sort of Geraldo Rivera special where he voyages into A-Rod’s vault.  What Geraldo would find there would be anyone’s guess…I’m thinking it would be lots of violet lip stick for A-Rod’s freakishly purple lips, probably some old Swank magazines (everyone’s vault has those), Derek Jeter voodoo dolls, black dildos (again, a standard item for most vaults), and some diaries with excepts such as “I really like when Cameron Diaz snowballs me.”

In a report being published by Sports Illustrated on Monday, SI claims that Ray Lewis was given deer-antler spray in order to come back from his torn triceps injury.  The deer juice or whatever the fuck it was apparently contained an ingredient that is on the NFL banned substance list.  So what…Ray Lewis is drinking deer blood…is this some kind of a surprise?  The guy was having a deranged breakdown BEFORE the AFC Championship  that rivaled only Captain Kurtz from Apocalypse Now in terms of sheer maniacal lunacy.  I was expecting Ray Lewis to put Tom Brady in a bamboo-forged cage at one point and have a cazy-assed photographer scream at him.  I think injecting deer saliva is the least of Ray Lewis’ problems.  The fact that he’s fucking CRAZY is probably more important.

Here’s why I have a hard time with soccer.  For what feels like the 87th time we’ve had to report a story like this, during a match in the Netherlands, black American Jozy Altidore was berated with monkey chants.  Seriously, what the fuck is with the monkey chants in soccer games, Europe?!?!  It’s not even fucking original!!  I mean, that’s like OLD SCHOOL, 1860′s racism!!  Damn, I would have expected that shit to exist in slave movies like Django Unchained…NOT in 21st century reality!!!  Fuck it, I’m gettin’ on the horn with President Obama ASAP and telling him about these horribly bigoted monkey chants…you Dutch fuckers better dig some holes and hop in them, because I GUARANTEE some fuckin’ U.S. military jets on their way to your rinky-dink country as we fuckin’ speak!!!  Bombs away!!

The Davey Mac Player of the Day goes to cows for providing me with not one, but TWO fine steaks that I’ve eaten today.  Thanks, bitches.

The Davey Mac Sports Program is LIVE this evening on the East Side Dave Happy Times Channel on Ustream!!  7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!!  We’ll see you there!!

-Dave (1/30/13)

Joe Flacco to New Jersey- FUCK YOU! (1/29/13)

 

It’s your January Twenty-Ninth Davey Mac Sports Report and Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco does not like the fact that next year’s Super Bowl will be played in MetLife Stadium in New Jersey (home of the Giants and Jets).  Flacco said to reporters yesterday: “I think it’s retarded. I probably shouldn’t say that. I think it’s stupid.”  Bam!!  Flacco calls the Garden State “retarded”!!!  Fortunately, representatives from New Jersey were available for comment: “How dare he say that!!  I mean, I’m not FULLY retarded!!!” – Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino:  Oh yells YES, you retarded, baby doll!!

Snooki:  No I’m fuckin’ NOT, Mike!!

“The Situation”:  Oh yes you IZ!!!

Deena Cortese:  I just fawted!!!

“The Situation”:  You so retarded, cheeck-a-chop!!!

Snooki:  Can a girl get lice on her vagina?  I gots all these white things on my pussy!!!

“The Situation”:  RETARDED, bitchy-tichy-bips!!

Tiger Woods won a PGA golf tournament yesterday.  It was his 75th career title (seven behind all-time leader Sam Snead).  Good for Tiger.  And good for me.  Even though I have lost twenty pounds since Christmas, I still managed to eat two Big Macs and a hot fudge sundae today.  I’m pretty sure I have a tapeworm.  I think I’ll name my tapeworm “Tiggles”.  And we will be best friends…forever…that is…until Tiggles kills me in my sleep…then we will no longer be friends…

After the Rams reportedly hired Rob Ryan to be their new defensive coordinator, St. Louis has turned around and said that Ryan will NOT be a part of their team after all.  Damn!!  Fired a week after being “hired”?!  That’s worse than the time I was let go from my deli job only three hours into it, after I allegedly was caught putting jizz in the potato salad.  And to the person who ratted me out and turned me in, all I can say is, “Thanks A LOT, Mom!!”

The Davey Mac Player of the Day goes to my neurologist, Dr. Song, who is giving me the results of my MRI and EEG today.  Hey Doc, I just gave you this very prestigious award…now you better not fuck me over with some diagnosis that rhymes with train dancer!!!

See you homies later!!

-Dave (1/29/13)

Shit happens! (1/28/13)

 

It’s your January Twenty-Eighth Davey Mac Sports Report and the good news, Celtics fans, is that your struggling team turned it around on Sunday to beat the Eastern Conference-leading Heat in double overtime.  The bad news, Celtics fans, is that your star point guard and arguably best player, Rajon Rondo, was discovered before the game to have a torn ACL and will likely be out for the rest of the year.  This comes only a week after the Patriots were butt-fucked by the Ravens in the AFC Champiohip, and a few months after one of the worst Red Sox seasons in recent memory.  Boston hasn’t had a rough stretch like this since Samuel Adams was caught bottling his own jizz and Paul Revere was arrested for Revolutionary Kiddie Porn.  Meanwhile, the band Boston was available for comment:  “We are so high right now…plus…one of us is actually dead…so we’re probably not the people you want to talk to about sports…but if you want to hear ‘More Than A Feeling’, we’re your guys!!!”

In tennis, Novak Djokovic won the first Grand Slam event this year by beating Andy Murray in the Australian Open finals.  It’s Djokovic’s third straight Australian title; and his sixth Grand Slam championship overall.  The guy can fucking play.  Having said that, I get distracted every time he is on TV…and I feel the sudden urge to play Mike Tyson’s Punchout…mainly because Djokovic looks exactly like Don Flamenco to me.  And let’s be honest…Don Flamenco fucking sucked.  I could beat him with one hand tied behind my back and my dog biting my dick.  Now Soda Popinski…now THAT was a fucking boxer, I tells ya!!  Anyone who could jab that quickly while clearly fucked up on some home-made Russian alcohol is a BEAST in my book!!!

In an interview in The New Republic, President Obama states that he questions the safety of football; and that if he had a son, he would think long and hard about allowing him to play.  The President further commented that if he did in fact have a son, he would possibly name him Indiana, not after the state, but after his favorite movie character of all time.  Obama continued to say that sometimes he dresses up in women’s clothing and pretends that he’s the character “Marion” from Raider of the Lost Ark and hopes that Harrison Ford would swoop in with his whip and give him a nice kiss on the lips.

Editor’s note: President Obama it seems did not say anything close to what was reported in those last two sentences.  Actually, we believe the author was writing out his own sick fantasies while under the influence of Ecstasy.

The Davey Mac Player of the Day goes to Lolo Jones, the former Olympic hurdler, who won a gold medal on Sunday in…bobsledding.  That’s weird.  It’s not as weird as recording your cat taking a shit on your napping grandfather’s head…but it is weird nonetheless.

Later, Dave Pound!  Don’t forget to listen this past weekend’s sensational episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program XL on Sirius XM Satellite Radio!!  The show is available Monday in the Sirius XM ON DEMAND section!!  Peace!!

-Dave (1/28/13)

Dwight Hates Kobe! Joanie Loves Chachi! (1/24/13)

 

It’s your January Twenty-Fourth Davey Mac Sports Report and the Lakers apparently despise each other.  In a team meeting before their game against the Grizzlies last night, Kobe Bryant accused Dwight Howard of hating Kobe.  It’s great that the once-proud Lakers organization has now devolved into Mean Girls.  And Dwight Howard is Lindsay Lohan.  Which means that Dwight Howard has big tits and likes to drive drunk a lot.  By the way, the Lakers lost to the Grizzlies, 106 to 93.  Whores.

The Jets are reportedly looking to trade their BEST player, defensive back Darrelle Revis.  In other news, the Jets suck harder than the British prostitute who I paid 10 shillings for in 1996 to give me a “blowy.”  In related news, the English whore had very few teeth.

A lawyer close to the Manti Te’o situation is saying that the entire time Te’o was talking on the phone to his “girlfriend”, he in fact was chatting with a MAN.  This shit is like The Crying Game.  Oh, who am I kidding…I never saw that movie…I apologize for trying to fool you.  I just never got around to seeing it.  That’s all…don’t hold a grudge against me for it!!  I DID, however, see the end of Ace Ventura!!  Einhorn is a MAN!!!!!

The Davey Mac Player of the Day goes to the NYPD for possibly finding the animals who stole my iPhone.  Thank you, officers!  As for the thieves- I’ll see you fuckers in HELL, baby!!!  Hahahahahaha!!!

Have a good day, homies!  Go listen to this week’s phenomenal episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program- NOW available on RiotCast.com/DaveyMac and/or iTunes!!!  Peace!!

-Dave (1/24/13)

Hot chick fucks Ray Lewis! Verbally, we mean! (1/22/13)

 

It’s your January Twenty-Second Davey Mac Sports Report and New England receiver Wes Welker’s good-looking wife, Anna, has some choice words regarding Ray Lewis.  In a Facebook post, Anna stated:

“Proud of my husband and the Pats. By the way, if anyone is bored, please go to Ray Lewis’ Wikipedia page. 6 kids 4 wives. Acquitted for murder. Paid a family off. Yay. What a hall of fame player! A true role model!”

Bam!!  I wonder if this has anything to do with the Ravens demolishing Welker and the Patriots in the AFC Championship on Sunday.  Call me Sherlock, but I says YES!!  It hath quite a bit to do with that butt-fucking of a football game, Watson!!  This is the worst case of sour grapes this writer has seen since the movie Sour Grapes!!  Written by Larry David and starring that Wings guy!!  No…not THAT one!!  The OTHER one!!  Shitties!!!

In a move that sinks the Jets organization to ridiculous scumbag levels, team owner Woody Johnson implied to a GM candidate interviewing for the Jets job, that Tim Tebow was “forced” upon him…and the he never wanted the quarterback.  Johnson further implied that former GM Mike Tannenbaum was solely responsible for the Tebow debacle this season.  That’s nice, Woody.  Fire a guy and then shit-talk him once he’s out the door.  You’re fucking CLASS PERSONIFIED, dick-fuck!!!  Between Johnson and coach Rex Ryan, I don’t know of a group of shadier assholes since Bubbles and his boy Johnny stole aluminum to pay for their heroin on The Wire.  And you know what happened to Johnny, don’t ya, Woody?  He got AIDS!!!  Is that what you wanna get, Woody?!  AIDS?!?!  Well, in this journalist’s opinion, you’re gonna get AIDS, Woody!!  Fucking deal with it!!

The Lakers finished the first half of the season with a 95 to 83 loss to the Bulls last  night.  L.A. is now 17 and 24.  Let’s face it, the Lakers suck harder than my Aunt Jennie on a Meth bender.  The new head coach hasn’t worked out.  Dwight Howard is a pain in the ass.  Steve Nash has been hurt.  Even Randy Newman is down on the team, saying in a press conference, “I hate L.A.  I wish I could move to New York…where the winners are.  But they despise me there.  You call New Yorkers ‘monkeys’ in ONE God Damn song and everyone shits their pants!!!  Fuck my life!!!”

The Davey Mac Player of the Day goes to the Brooklyn Nets; who beat the Knicks last night, 88 to 85, thereby splitting the series in this season’s inaugural Battle of New York.  These games are fucking great.  Not as great as putting your dick in a tub of cream cheese and then fucking a bagel…but ALMOST as great as that.

Hasta manana, Dave Pound!

-Dave (1/22/13)

Super Bowls are better than Toilet Bowls but not as good as Fuck Bowls! (1/21/13)

 

It’s your January Twenty-First Davey Mac Sports Report and we have our Super Bowl, ladies and gentlemen.  Ravens head coach John Harbaugh will meet his brother, 49′ers head coach Jim Harbaugh, in the greatest battle between siblings since Mario and Luigi fought in the notorious Hell In The Cell Match in Wrestlemania XVIII.  As you may recall, Luigi was tossed off of the top of the cell, and crashed to his death twenty feet below.  I know what you’re saying, “But since then Nintendo has put out TWO Mario Galaxy games that have Luigi in them.”  Well, don’t be fooled, friends.  Like an imposter Paul McCartney before him, that is a fake Luigi.  A lookalike…and fraud.  Both he AND Sir Paul have been buried next to each other in a cemetery in France.  I know what you’re also saying, “David, it seems like your writing today’s Sports Report under the influence of some kind of drug.”  And if you DID state that, you’d be wrong.  I am under the influence of MANY kinds of drugs right now.  Some prescribed.  Some not.  It’s fun to mix Flouxetine with low-grade acid and sit at your computer with no pants on…writing shit…and pouring warm jelly on privates.  You should try it sometime.

Anyway, the 49′ers beat a Falcons team that had a 17 to nothing lead in the first half (and 24 to 14 at half-time), by the final score of 28 – 24.  Can we now officially declare the city of Atlanta as the most over-hyped sports city of all time?  The Braves only won one World Series…the Hawks never get anywhere…and now the Falcons are OFFICIALLY choke-heads.  Fuck it, let’s just designate Atlanta the most over-hyped city in general!!!  Ludacris is entirely over-rated!!  Get out the way?!?!  How about, “Suck my dick!!!”  And Gone With The Wind couldn’t be a more boring movie!!!  Citizen Kane it is NOT!!  “Frankly, Scarlet, I don’t give a damn”?!  More like “Frankly, Scarlet, suck my dick!!!”  Hey, Atlanta, FUCK YOU!!!

Meanwhile the Ravens bull-dozed Tom Brady and the Patriots in an impressive 28 to 13 victory.  I knew the Patriots were fucked once CBS cut to a shot of Ray Lewis during “The Star-Spangled Banner”, intensely and insanely crying like Cheswick after his cigarettes were taken away from him in One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest.  Ray Lewis is a sick man…and the only thing that intimidates other professional football players is SICK, disturbed, psychopathic men.  Tom Brady should have just given Ray his fucking cigarettes already!!!  Afterall, they’re HIS fucking cigarettes, Tom!!  And he clearly wants them!!!  Aw, fuck it.

The Davey Mac Player of the Day goes to Samuel L. Jackson.  I finally saw Django Unchained over the weekend and while ALL of the actors delivered great performances, for my money, Sam Jackson stole the fucking show!!  The winner of the DMPD receives an invitation to Dave’s house for a six-hour dinner where the winner MUST talk about Quentin Tarantino movies to Dave or the winner will be fed to wild animals.  Congrats, Samuel!

See you tomorrow, peeps!

-Dave (1/21/13)

Lance Armstrong comes clean on Oprah! Ewwwwwww!! (1/18/13)

 

It's your January Eighteenth Davey Mac Sports Report and hopefully (please, Lord Jesus) we can put this entire Lance Armstrong narrative behind us and move onto more important sports stories like Pete Rose's incredibly shitty reality show on TLC.  Armstrong admitted to Oprah last night that he used performance-enhancing drugs and/or blood-doping in all seven of his Tour de France wins.  And thus, that is the end of the story of Lance Armstrong...American Fraud.  Now back to Pete Rose.  I mean, can you believe the gigantic fake tits on that fiance of his?  Also, why is Pete wearing old-timey gangster hats all the time?  Does he know that they make him look like a Dick Tracy villain?  If Pete Rose was a Dick Tracy villain, I think a good name for him would be "Gambles".  Or "Troll-Face".  Or maybe "Squashed-Head".  Or perhaps "Bad Hair".  Or possibly "No Morals".  I don't know...I'm just throwing shit at the wall here...literally...there's feces all over my office because of it...

The Manti Te'o story continues and the latest development is that even though he knew that his "dead girlfriend" never actually existed, he still referenced her in interviews AFTER he told Notre Dame officials on December 6th that he was the "victim" of a hoax.  This story just keeps getting stranger and stranger.  I'm pretty sure the next plot twist with Te'o will involve some place called Shutter Island, a hot dog, anal beads, naked pictures of Davey Mac, a drawing of Davey Mac and Manti Te'o tickling each other on the beach, sketches of Davey Mac lighting dead animals on fire, a painting of Dave spitting face-melting acid into Katie Couric's eyes, and a video of David kidnapping Michael J. Fox and forcing him at gunpoint to watch Teen Wolf while Dave jerks off.

Tiger Woods was hit with a two-shot penalty yesterday at the Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship for taking an improper drop and missed the cut as a result.  Tiger commented after his mishap:  "I should never have banged that Perkins waitress.  Mistresses one through six were pretty decent.  Some were borderline hot, and others were at least fuckable.  But then that fucking Perkins waitress came along and ruined everything.  What can I say...I'm a sucker for syrup..."

The Davey Mac Player of the Day goes to the guy who invented Pierre microwaveable hamburgers (my guess is it was a man named "Pierre").  My grill is broken and so I've had to resort to these clumps of shit-meat and you know what?  They're not that bad!!!  Especially when you're on mushrooms and drunk on tequila!!  Yeeehhaaaww!!

See you homies on Saturday on Sirius XM Satellite Radio for the Davey Mac Sports Program XL!!!  LIVE at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific on The Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206, XM 105)!!  Have a great weekend!!

-Dave (1/18/13)

Manti Lie'o!!! (1/17/13)

 

It''s your January Seventeenth Davey Mac Sports Report and by now I'm sure you've heard of the story about Notre Dame linebacker and Heisman Trophy candidate, Manti Te'o.  If you're unfamiliar with this INSANE, crazy-as-my-Uncle-Buddy-on-a-sleep-deprived-speed-binge situation, Te'o reportedly made up his "girlfriend" who died in the fall of leukemia.  The broad apparently never existed.  This means that Manti Te'o (who is claiming that he somehow is the victim in this hoax) is either one of the biggest scumbags in sports history (below Ty Cobb and O.J. Simpson but definitely above Pete Rose) OR Te'o is Tyler Fucking Durden bat-shit INSANE.  To make up a girlfriend...who got into a car crash...and then died of leukemia...wow...that is fucked up.  I mean, sure I once invented an imaginary man named Herbert Steubens who I said fondled my dick when I was passed out on the bus going from NYC to Jersey.  But dammit, I was trying to fraudulently sue someone and get MONEY!!!  I wasn't just looking for some weird attention that Te'o was supposedly seeking.  That's just fucking nuts!!  And yes, when I was ten, I had an invisible friend named "Tony" who lived in my mouth and made me write shit backwards on the mirror with my mom's lipstick.  But YOU should have tried living in that gigantic fucking hotel with nothing but your Big Wheels!!  It wasn't easy, I tells ya!!!

Chip Kelly has announced that he will indeed leave Oregon to become the new head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles.  I don't know if he will be as successful in the NFL, but I do think that you can't have more of an American/gee willikers name than "Chip Kelly".  Where was this guy born, in fucking Pleasantville?!  Was he friends with Eddie Haskell; getting drunk and putting Roofies in Mrs. Cleaver's gin and tonic in order to give some proper 1950's forced-sodomy?!  Shit!!

Lance Armstrong has been stripped of his 2000 Olympic Bronze medal for doping.  His interview where he supposedly confesses his usage of performance-enhancing drugs is tonight on the Oprah Winfrey Network.  Meanwhile, on the Dave McDonald Network, I will have special guest Rip Taylor confess that he was on methamphetamines when he choked a nine-year-old with a bag of confetti.  Tune in!!

The Davey Mac Player of the Day goes to LeBron James who, at 28 years old, is the youngest player of all time to score 20,000 points.  Meanwhile, I'd also like to give a special shout out to Lil' Penny who, at twenty years old, is the oldest puppet to successfully undergo a puppet kidney transplant!!  Congrats, Lil' Penny!!

See you guys later!!  I have to get an EEG on Friday because my brain feels like Ewoks are eating it...so there may not be a SPorts Report.  Make sure you download this week's spectacular Davey Mac Sports Program (online version); NOW available on RiotCast.com/DaveyMac and/or iTunes!!!  And listen to the XL version of the show, LIVE on Sirius XM Satellite Radio on The Opie & Anthony Channel, 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!!  Peace!!

-Dave (1/17/13)

-Dave