The Dave Man & the Stan Man would like to thank the wonderful minor league baseball team, the Lakewood BlueClaws, for allowing us to throw out the first pitch yesterday! And thanks to my radio station, WRAT 95.9 FM, for setting it up! Stanley told me where to pitch, and I executed to the best of my ability. After I threw my blazing, southpaw fastball, I asked the elderly guy with the radar gun how much speed I had on my heater. "You hit 106 miles per hour on the gun, Mr. David," is what the old man said. He then told me that he had witnessed every pitcher from Walter Johnson to Bob Feller to Sandy Koufax...and that I was by far the greatest that he had ever seen. Some people call me "The Natural". I call myself "East Side" Dave McDonald. Have a nice day, America.
- Dave