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Revenge Of The Fifth!

Star Wars Day isn't just for May The Fourth, you know!  Because today is Revenge Of The Fifth!!  Muhahahaha!!  Hello to all of my Dark Side Dogsies out there!  Have a good...I mean...have a bad one!  Later!

- Darth Daveus

May The Fourth Be With You! Happy Star Wars Day!

It's Star Wars Day!!  May The Fourth be with you, Dave Pound!  And in order to celebrate this most galactically epic of holidays, I thought we'd watch The East Side Dave Star Wars Spectacular together!  Happy Star Wars Day, space-dogsie!  YES!

 

And now that you've seen the epic awesomeness which is The East Side Dave Star Wars Spectacular, take a look at the exclusive, behind-the-scenes, Director's Commentary of the movie.....with director "East Side" Dave McDonald and special guest, Anthony Cumia!  BAM!

 

 

It's An Action-Packed, New, EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW Episode! NOW On Compound Media!

YES!  The gloriously evil EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW is back from vacation with an electric, new episode!  And YOU can watch it all on CompoundMedia.com!  The #ESDS welcomes special guests, entertainment journalist Germain Lussier and comedian and show host Pat Dixon!  We also celebrate Bobo's birthday!  The Bell of Reality returns!  Shock Jock Robot stops by!  And MORE lunacy than you can shake a stick at!  Watch the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW right NOW on CompoundMedia.com!  HISS!

Let's Rock.

The goal today is 100% rocking.  And rocking is what we shall do.  Have a nice day.

- Dave

Galen Erso & His Stardust!

Did you notice in Rogue One that the Imperial code-name for the Death Star plans is Stardust?  Galen Erso must have been a big WWE fan!  BAM!  

That is all.  Have a nice day.

- Dave

The East Stone Express........Tag-Team Legends

Let's get in our time-traveling machine and revisit the WWE's greatest tag-team ever.......the East Stone Express!  Featuring wrestling legends "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and "East Side" Dave McDonald, the East Stone Express was an iconic duo more dangerous than the Hart Foundation, the Bushwackers, and Demolition COMBINED!  So please stand, put your hands over your hearts, and exclaim for all the world to hear, "The East Stone Express rules!  And we're REALLY drunk right now!"  

I Should Have Asked For A Clear Definition Of "Higher Ground"...........

Hey, gang.  Darth David here.  And I have a nice space-tip for any prospective Dark Side-users looking to get into the Sith game.......next time a Jedi tells you that he has the "higher ground", make sure you ask him to clarify his wording.  I thought Obi-Wan was speaking metaphorically when he told ME that he had "the higher ground."  Well......he wasn't.  Boy, do I feel embarrassed.  I also feel very armless and legless at this point, too.  So, remember, Evil Ones, make sure you don't get tricked by the Jedi and their weird analogies!  Adios!

- Darth David

A New Episode Of The East Side Dave And Son Wrestling Show Is NOW Available!

It is the single greatest and most original wrestling program in the Universe......it's The East Side Dave And Son Wrestling Show...and we have a brand, new episode just for you on THIS SITE (in the Wrestling Show section)!!  Dave and Stanley give their wrestling expertise regarding April 30th's Payback pay-per-view!  Plus, they talk about WrestleMania, do some WWE impersonations, and chat about life itself!  BAM!  Listen to The East Side Dave And Son Wrestling Show right now on THIS SITE (in the Wrestling Show section)!!  Gimme a "Heck yeah!"  

That Belongs In A Museum!

An ark!

That belongs in a museum!

A Sankara Stone!

That belongs in a museum!

The Cross of Coronado!

That belongs in a museum!

A crystal skull!

That belongs in a museum!

Indiana Jones!

That belongs in a museum!

A museum!

THAT belongs in a museum!

Sith Happens.

It's up to us to change our destiny, dogsie.  Don't you forget that.  May the Force be with you.

- East Side Dave

Play Ball!

It's Davey Mac here......saying to all of you fine folks: 

"WATCH OUT!  IT'S BEHIND YOU!!!!!"

........Hahahaha.  I got you, didn't I?  You looked behind you.  Admit it.  You def---------

-----AHHHHHHHHH!!!!   DUCK!!!!!!!

........Hahaha.  Oh, man.  I totally got you again.  Don't deny it.  You are just a pawn in my ga---------

-------------AHHHHHHHH!!!!!    HELP!!!!   THEY'RE HERE!!!!   I'M SERIOUS THIS TIME!  CONTACT AUTHORI-------------

 

- Dave

 

RISE!

Rise, Earthlings!  RISE!  And, if you are so inclined, SHINE!  In other words........RISE........and........SHINE, Earthlings!!  We can do this!  We SHALL do this!  We will make this Planet magical before the End Times!  For I have FORESEEN it!  Good day!

- Mr. David

Get' Em Up Against The Wall!

So ya,
Thought ya,
Might like to
Go to the show.

To feel the warm thrill of confusion,
That space cadet glow.
I've got some bad news for you, sunshine.
Dave isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel.
And they sent #ESDS along as a surrogate band,
We're going to find out where you dogsies really stand!

East Side Dave IS...The Last Jedi!

Hey, dogsie!  East Side Dave (aka "The Last Jedi") here!  Saying to you: Have a great day and hopefully the Sith doesn't hit the fan!  Hahahaha!  That joke was about as LIT as one of my lightsabers!!  Hahahaha!  Someone turn on the lights because it's too Dark Side in here!  Hahahaha!  This Wookie Pizza is a little too......Chewie!  Hahahaha!  What does a droid say when he has to go to the bathroom?  "I have to PP-O!"  Hahahaha!  Hey!  I'll be at Jabba's Comedy Hut all weekend long!  No cover for lady Jawas!  May the Jokes be with you!

- Master Dave, Comedy Jedi

 

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