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It's A Brand New EAST SIDE DAVE AND SON WRESTLING SHOW (SummerSlam

Get ready for THE EAST SIDE DAVE AND SON WRESTLING SHOW to bring the pain, brother!  It's SummerSlam Day!  And Davey Mac and his son Stanley Mac give you in-your-face, no-holds-barred predictions, impressions, and explosions!  This is an episode you CANNOT miss!  Listen now by clicking on THE EAST SIDE DAVE AND SON WRESTLING SHOW section on THIS site and subscribe on iTunes!  BAM!

Dinosaurs Do Not Scare Us.

Here's the photographic proof.  That dinosaur is roped off from my wonderful family and as you can plainly see, that prehistoric son of a gun knows his role.....Do Not Eat The Mac Clan.  This has been "East Side" Dave McDonald; esteemed Paleontologist and Crazy Person.

I Broke My Ankle Yesterday. And You Know What? I STILL Cannot Be Stopped!

My ankle has been shattered like a pizza whose topping is dynamite and then blown up by Wile E. Coyote.......sorry.......that's the painkillers talking.  Quite frankly, I've been training my stuffed animals to compete in the next Olympics since I've been injured and------sorry again.  That was the painkillers.  Anyway, while breaking your ankle sucks, at least they give you this radical Stormtrooper boot to wear.  So, now my Stormtrooper outfit is complete!!  God bless America!!

- East Side Dave

Lando & Dave: Buds

Lando Calrissian and I have been life-long friends.  I enjoy routinely beating him at cards.  Quite frankly, Lando is a piss-poor games player.  I even won three astromech droids from him while playing Space Connect Four.  But still, we're close chums...even though he called me a "slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler",,,AND there was that time when he sold me out to Darth Vader and indirectly had me frozen in Carbonite...also he hit on my princess girlfriend.  Come to think of it, you owe me an apology, Lando!!!  YES, you do, punk!!  Have a great weekend, Rebels!

- East Side Dave Solo

Stranger Things: Chapter DAVE

The world is full of unexplained mysteries.  One example is why I keep forgetting to wear pants when walking into the 7-11.  Ahhhhh...the Planet Earth...a magical ball of oddness.  

- East Side Dave

Ari Takes Great Photos!

A HUGE thank you to Ari and Gabriella for taking these fantastic East Side Dave Show behind-the-scenes photos!  We appreciate these pics more than even being tickled by our bodyguard Mountain Dew Andrew!  Thanks, guys!

The Dave Man Wished You A Fine Day.

In a world of insane Presidential politics, massive gun violence, dragons breathing fire on everyone, robots conspiring to kill us, dinosaurs coming back to life in an attempt to eat us, and aliens waiting to make our planet their own personal arcade...the Dave Man wants you to remember that all is good in the world........for now......until the replicant dinosaurs eat us.  Peace!

- East Side Dave

It's The ESDS Art Show! YES!

A ton of amazing posters have been made for the world's most dangerous program, the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW.  We've decided to display some of these incredible creations to you now (thanks to all of the fantastic artists).  Behold, it's the ESDS Art Show!  HISS!

Click on the pictures to seem them in full-screen.

This Just In...I'm Still Awesome.

I just checked all of my vital signs and the air pressure on my rad bicycle, and I've discovered that indeed I am one of the six most awesome people on the Planet Earth.  And guess what?  Just for coming here to East Side Dave Country and reading this...YOU'VE made the Top Three.  Congratulations, Awesome-Twinsie. 

- Dave

RIP, Kenny Baker, 1934 - 2016.

The year of 2016 has been a bad one for legendary English artists.  We lost the amazing actor Alan Rickman; one of the greatest musicians of all-time, David Bowie; and now, the heart and soul of R2-D2, Mr. Kenny Baker.  Yes, there was a little person inside R2-D2.  And guess what?  That little person ROCKED, daddy!  RIP, Kenny!

- Dave

Let's Dominate Today.

No need to write a rambling article today, daddy.  For I have just one thing on the brain...and that is to DOMINATE the day.  You with me? 

- East Side Dave

Greetings, Earthlings!

My name is "East Side" Dave McDonald.  I come to you from outer space.  Don't worry...I visit your planet with friendly intent.  Unless one of you humans crosses me.  Then I shall melt your brain with my evil eye-balls.  Have a nice day, humans.

- East Side Dave

May The Force Be With Us.

We are not going to lie to you.  We do a morning radio show (where we dominate the competition) weekdays on WRAT, 95.9 FM at SIX AM (EST).  As a result, we wake up at 4 AM to get into work.  Meanwhile, the new trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story debuted last night at around 11 PM.  What does all of this gratuitous-and-random-listing-of-times mean?  Well, because we were so psyched up with Adrenalin due to the Rogue One trailer's undeniable awesomeness, we are on ZERO hours/minutes/seconds of sleep.  And you know what?  We do not care, daddy.  We shall dominate the Galaxy today...and this entire weekend...with epic fantasticness.  And, yes, we realize we're talking about ourselves in the third person...so be it.  Have a nice day.

- East Side Dave

New Trailer For Rogue One: A Star Wars Story!

It's here, dogsie!  The new trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story has finally arrived!  We have been waiting all day for this...pacing back and forth...muttering to ourselves...screaming at our stuffed Ewoks, "When is the Rogue One trailer gonna be shown, Wicket?!  WHEN?!"  Well, wait no more, daddy.  The balance of the Force and our sanity has been restored with the release of this awesome clip.  Enjoy.   

The East Side Dave Emojis Are Here!

We want to give a HUGE thank you to COKE LOGIC for creating the first official EAST SIDE DAVE EMOJIS!  This is a great day for the Earth!  Hell...it's a great day for the Galaxy!  Feel free to download these cute little sons of bitches (by clicking on them and saving) and use them where you see fit!!  We suggest utilizing the ESD emojis to punctuate sentences of maximum awesomeness!  YES!!

Climb Your Way To The Top: An Inspirational East Side Dave Story

When I am alone at night...without pants on, of course...the first thing that comes to my mind is "How can I inspire the Planet Earth like a great Olympian?"  Unfortunately, the answer never comes to me...I can barely swim without drowning like a drunken, red-headed moron...and I run as quickly as a legless, dead person.  The good news...I got this fantastic pic from my secret Dave Photoshop Weapon...Jimbo!  Have a nice day!

- Davey Mac

 

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