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Oh, hell yeah, Ewoksies. A new, behind-the-scenes, sizzle reel for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story was just released...and the movie looks flat-out awesome. Another home run for Lucasfilm and Disney. On a side note, did you guys know that I love Star Wars? It's TRUE!!
- Dave
Let's try our hardest to have a great weekend. That's all we can do, daddy. Have a good one!
- Your friend, David
We bring the thunder and lightning each and every day. Sometimes we bring the 40 percent odds of precipitation! Other days we bring the cloudy with a chance of meatballs! To surmise...we BRING IT!
- East Side Dave
We've got what you want. We've got what you NEED. A brand, new EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW is now available on CompoundMedia.com! It's an insane episode where ESDS musical director Roy Harter does not show up...so fantastic comedian (and host of The New York City Crime Report), Pat Dixon, fills in! Then, Roy shows up! Then, Flutesy acts insane! Then, Dave has a heart attack! Watch the EAST SIDE SIDE DAVE SHOW! NOW available on CompoundMedia.com!
I'm quite pleased and honored that you've visited the galaxy's greatest website today! ...Oh, wait...I thought this thing was Twitter...well...thanks for coming here to East Side Dave Country anyway! Take a look around. Watch some videos. Listen to some shows. Enjoy yourself is all's I'm sayin'. Peace, dogsie. See you later on Twitter!
- East Side Dave
Ahhhhhhh! Run! Get to the Falcon! And hurry up, golden rod, or you're gonna become a permanent resident! Ahhhhhhhhh!!
- East Side Dave
Sometimes things do not go as planned. It looks like this is one of those times. Have a nice day, dogsie.
- East Side Dave
That's right. Chewbacca likes you. And guess what? I like you, too. So that makes two of us space-smugglers who are in your corner. We hope that this inspirational speech propels you to have a great weekend, Dave Pound!
- East Side Dave
Mr. Mayor, take a look at this billboard! Hahaha! Check out the look on that girl's face!! I mean, that's FUNNY! And what's the deal with the sun in the picture?! It's wearing sunglasses!! What kind of sun would wear sun-GLASSES! And when he puts them on it, does he call them "me-glasses"?! Hahahaha! Thanks, Mr. Mayor...I'll be here all week!!
- Chief Davey
In keeping with the Top 10 EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW songs, here's one from The Pietasters & The ESDS. Original song by the Pogues. Watch the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW on CompoundMedia.com!
Oh, YES! Visit Teespring.com/stores/the-east-side-dave-show for the BEST T-shirts in the world, daddy! Show the Planet Earth that you ARE somebody! Somebody of worth! Of value! Of fun! Rock and roll with the East Side Dave Show!
We've got no time to waste, you overgrown fur-ball! Now take those odd, walking-carpet fingers and get us going, you fuzzy son of a bitch!!! PUNCH IT!!
That's what I believe in...that ancient aliens visited the Earth thousands of years ago and built the Pyramids by hand. Have a nice day.
- East Side Dave
The East Side Dave Show is simply one of the greatest shows of all time. Here is the original song that closes each episode. Watch the ESDS live (and view every previous episode) on CompoundMedia.com. YES!
When you play The Price Is Right, you have zero seconds to be scared, daddy. Yes...lots of things could go wrong. One could be beheaded...chopped into pieces...forced to drink blood and turn evil...have a Voodoo Doll used on you...but you STILL need to keep your composure at Contestants Row and look at the vacuum cleaner and---
---wait. I'm thinking of The Temple Of Doom again...I sometimes get the two confused. Sorry. Have a good one.
- Dave
Things To Do Today:
Wake up. Turn R2-D2's alarm clock on Snooze. Brush teeth. Jedi training. Breakfast. Shower. Mynocks! More Jedi training. Wax Artoo. Eat a space-breadstick. Destroy a Death Star. Sleep.
HISS! BOOM! BAM! YES! These are the wonderful sounds that one hears during the Fourth of July AND the explosive East Side Dave Show! And we have a brand, new episode for YOU on CompoundMedia.com! Have a grand weekend, dogsie!! I myself plan on watching Jaws at least twelve times over the course of the next 72 hours! Peace!
- East Side Dave
I want you to go out there with your pack of droogie friends and mix it up, daddy! Let's have a nice glass of milk and just have fun! F-U-N spells "fun"!! Now where are the girls?! Hahahaha! Seriously! I just had some milk and am feeling DANDY, ladies!!! Happy Fourth of July, everyone!!
- East Side Dave
It is on like a creature named Sir Donkey Kong, ladies and gentlemen. The world-famous, globally-recognized, and universally-loved East Side Dave Show shall crush the Solar System this evening at 7 PM (EST) on CompoundMedia.com! Get ready for thrills, chills, and other-words-that-end-in-"ills"!! We don't want to exaggerate to a ridiculous degree...but consider this the Greatest Day Of Your Life!! YES!!
- East Side Dave
Yes, we do. That's why we give it to you each and every day, daddy. So, here's what we're going to do. We're going to rock your damned socks off on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 FM this morning. We're then gonna get some sleep. And on THURSDAY night, we'll crush it with the East Side Dave Show on CompoundMedia.com (at 7 PM ET). HISS.
- East Side Dave