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...Is Another Real Genius. What happened to Mitch Taylor? Did he grow up to create Facebook? Is Lazlo still living in that closet that was more like the Bat Cave? And, of course, is Chris Knight making more popcorn? I hope so...I'm hungry. Please, Hollywood, I know you don't like sequels and re-boots...but please give us Real Genius 2.
- East Side Dave
...you're supposed to make lemonade. But what if you don't like lemonade? I've never been a big fan. Nor do I enjoy Ice-Tea, either. I know...this is probably the most SHOCKING thing you've ever read on the Internet. That's what I'm here for, dogsie. Davey "Shock And Awe" McDonald...at your service.
- Dave
I just thought I'd mention that, dogsie. I will be in the Monmouth Mall in Eatontown, New Jersey two Thursday's from now, at 10:30 PM, with my Star Wars sweatshirt on, and a serial-killer-clown-grin on my face as if the Joker just sprayed me with Smilex. TWO WEEKS, daddy. See you there.
- East Side Dave on WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM (EST)
Oh, yeah! It's a brand, new episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program! NOW available in the DMSP section on this site! Tom Brady and the Patriots choke like dawgs, Dave Man and Sean O called the Packers losing on Thanksgiving, Dave's Anthony Cumia Show appearance, the Irish Cobra, other #DMSP bits sold off, Who Is Stealing Dave's Phrase "Dogsie" ?, and MORE madness on the fourth to final episode of the DAVEY MAC SPORTS PROGRAM! Now up in the DMSP section on this site!
If someone was born to play Han Solo.......it's Harrison Ford. But if someone was adopted to play Han Solo, it's master-thespian Dave McDonald. And thus, here is my audition tape. I expect to hear a call from LucasFilm and Disney shortly.
- Dave
Look at that long-sleeved T-shirt that I'm wearing in the pic. It says so right there: "The Force Is Strong With This One". And that "one" must be me. Afterall, I'm wearing the shirt, ain't I? PS- this whole article has been written on drugs. Have a nice day!
- East Side Dave
When the Sith hits the fan there's no turning back, dogsie. Darth Kylo Dave will finish what Vader started...mainly bombing the holy piss out of Ewoks and choking out inept Imperial commanders. It's go time, daddy.
- Darth Kylo Dave
It's a picture of the Dave Man based on the painting "Primal Scream". Tale a good look at it. This is a man with inner pain that feels like little demons are taking miniature pick-axes to his testicle region while setting his brain on fire and detonating his heart with dynamite. But, don't worry about the Dave Man. As they say, all things must pass. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gona make myself feel better by playing with my Luke Skywalker action figure and drinking a milkshake. Good day.
- East Side Dave on WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM (EST)
Mine was a bleeping nightmare. A living, haunting, nauseating, bleeping nightmare. I can't go into details, except to say that my very soul has been sucked out of my body and sold on the black market to shadowy, hooded figures who proceeded to defecate on it. Hopefully, tomorrow will be better! Later!
- East Side Dave
Hey, ho, let's go! The Dave Man would like to wish everyone a damned happy Thanksgiving, yo! I may have broken my finger and made my own ramshackle splint, but my spirit is alive and kickin', daddy! The holidays ROCK! As do YOU! See you this morning on WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM (EST)! And then LATER at 4 PM (EST) on The Anthony Cumia Show! And tonight settle in with a new Davey Mac Sports Program! My hand might not work properly, but my dominance is well in tact! Happy Thanksgiving!
- East Side Dave
It's the final Davey Mac Sports Program Thanksgiving Spectacular! Now available in the DMSP Player section on this site! Dave broke his finger today, the State of the NFL, the Golden State Warriors, Dave's special appearance on the Anthony Cumia Show on Wednesday, Johnny Football, special guest Scruffy/Mark Zito and more awesomeness on this wonderful episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program! Now up in the DMSP Player section in this site! And Happy Thanksgiving, DavePound!
Ouchie. I jammed my finger this morning because it's colder than a snow monster's behind. Even typing this very article is a pain in the neck. This finger is unnaturally resting in the position of a seven. It sucks, homie. Anyway, have a fine day!
- East Side Dave
They peed on your carpet, dude. They peed on your carpet. And it really tied the room together. They...peed...on YOUR...carpet.
East Side Dave and Son (Stanley Mac) preview the November 22nd, 2015 Survivor Series! Special Guest: Julianna Mac! Listen as predictions are given, "trash talk" is spewed, candy is eaten, and dominance is had by the Mac Family! Enjoy the show in The East Side Dave And Son Wrestling Show section on THIS site!
- Dave
On this day in 1963, President John F. Kennedy was shot and killed in Dallas, Texas. Who did it? And why? Here at East Side Dave Country, through years of statistical analysis and endless research, we surmise that the murderers composed of Lee Harvey Oswald, the CIA, the KGB, the Cigarette-Smoking Man from "The X-Files", Darth Vader, the Yellow M&M, Frank Sinatra, the Old Men in the Balcony from The Muppets, the "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, John Hill from "Cheers", and Mr. Burns from "The Simpsons".
- East Side Dave
...Or maybe he will refuse my offer. Quite truthfully, I don't care if Johnny Fontaine ever gets that part or not...I just want to cut off some horse heads. Peace.
- East Side Dave
It's Day Three on the island. Wilson and I have managed to keep our spirits up by eating the other two plane crash survivors, whom we deemed "delicious-looking." After our feast, I was thinking bath-time. This is where Wilson and I scrub each other's backs to stay clean......except that Wilson does not scrub my back well.....as he has no hands. Have a good weekend, Dave Pound.
- East Side Dave
...Available NOW! First, start out with a brand, new episode of this week's award-winning Davey Mac Sports Program in the DMSP Player section on this site! More chatter on "The Announcement" made by Dave last week, NFL madness, Olivia Munn, MLB awards, the East Side Dave Show, monsters, and MORE! in the DMSP Player section on this site!
And when you're done with that brilliance, check out the penultimate episode of our critically-acclaimed, monthly, movie show...The Watchers! Hear it in The Watchers section on this site! A Star Wars update! Straight Outta Compton! "Fargo" (the TV show)! Bruce Campbell! "Ash Vs. Evil Dead"! And MORE! Experience the second-to-last episode in The Watchers section on this site!
Dr. East Side Dave is watching over the Earth. He is here to organize the World. Dr. East Side Dave needs not to be recognized for his global dominance. He simply requests to be verified on his Social Media.......which is why Dr. East Side Dave would like to take the time to thank his former arch-nemesis, Mark Zuckerberg, for being the first visionary to verify him. Good job, Mark. Now, Twitter and Instagram, submit to the will........
.....of Dr. East Side Dave
Ivan Drago is a cheater. A big, blonde, steroid-taking cheater. Davey, on the other hand, is the People's Champ. Look at David on that sled. He looks so pleased. But that, my friends, is because he just peed himself.
- East Side Dave on WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM (EST)