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ALERT: SPOILS from a film series called Star Wars...
...It's one thing for Obi-Wan Kenobi to hide from Luke Skywalker that his father is the evil Darth Vader...but in Episode IV, why not tell Luke that his sister is Princess Leia as soon as they see the hologram? What was this old man's true agenda? This has been Space Theory...with East Side Dave.
Not that I'm the threatening type...but I want no one to get out of line or I'll have to throw you in the back of this vehicle here and take you to jail. And look outside...it's a nice, beautiful day...no one needs to go to jail today...especially you and that little fella there...so join us on WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM (EST)...have a nice day then...
- Sheriff East Side Dave
Literally! I don't want to alarm you but I'm staring at you through a camera that I've secretly installed on your phone and computer for YOUR protection. This new program, the D.C.S. (Dave's Creepy Surveillance), is designed to make you and your loved ones feel at ease as I spy on you with short-shorts on. See you on WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM (EST)!
It's a glorious time to be alive, baby! A brand, new episode of this week's award-winning Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW up in the DMSP Player section on this site! We talk about Dave's appearance with Ron Bennington on the Anthony Cumia Show, the Yankees disastrous Wild Card performance, smack talk, anger, Roy's unending weirdness, NFL Week 4, and MORE! Listen now in the the DMSP Player section on this site! And subscribe on iTunes!
And when you're done with that audio awesomeness, join us for our critically-acclaimed, monthly, movie show, The Watchers...NOW available in The Watchers section on this site! We discuss Spielberg, gangster flicks, best HBO movies, Star Wars, and MORE! Listen to the show in The Watchers section on this site! And subscribe on iTunes! It's...The Watchers!
The time for pissing in your beer and drinking it up like a hot, pissy glass of warm, piss-beer is over. So put down your Gangs Of New York-urine-alcohol, and start fresh. Sports is just sports. It's means very little in this very large world...except on days when it feels like Mola Ram from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom has ripped out your damned heart and lit it on fire. ANYWAY, enjoy Carl & Dave this morning (and every weekday morning) on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM (EST)!
This is the look of a sad, non-bathed man. His appearance says, "I may not brush my teeth for two weeks out of depression...and also because I'm lazy with dental hygiene." The Yankees were defeated by the Astros last night in the American League Wild Card Game, 3 to 0, and the Dave Man has taken it badly. He may begin not wearing pants in public (again). Not even playing with his Star Wars toys is giving this grown-man-who-should-not-be-playing-with-Star-Wars-toys any fun. Oh, well...there's always next year.........if there even IS a next year......what with the nuclear weapons and disease and asteroids and whatnot. Have a nice day.
- East Side Dave
Yeah, daddy. The New York Yankees take on the Houston Astros at Yankee Stadium TONIGHT at 8 PM (EST). The Yanks' perhaps-injured ace, Masahiro Tanaka, goes against Houston's Cy Young-candidate, Dallas Keuchel. I'm jacked up. No, I mean I'm REALLY jacked up. I'm ready to explode and smash my groin area into the garage door out of excitement. I'm all set to kiss my dog on the lips for the awesomeness that this one-game playoff will provide. Let's go Yankees!
- East Side Dave
That's right. We don't need any threatening going on here at the world's most loving website, "East Side Dave Country Dot Com". Instead, we need to shake hands, hell, maybe even hug it out, and have a journey of awesomeness this week. We're capable of greatness. It all starts on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 FM with Carl Craft & "East Side" Dave at 6 AM (EST)! Bring the joy! Bring the juice! Bring it!
- Dave
Let's have a crushingly awesome Saturday and if this Hurricane Joaquin comes, let's beat the hell out of it with unified power. Bottom line: we're taking you down Joaquin. Like Russell Crowe in Gladiator, we're gonna grab Joaquin by the throat and choke his scrawny ass out. BAM! Stay safe, dogsie!
- East Side Dave
I love you. I don't want anyone to be hurt or have any property damaged. Let's have order, let's stay at home, let's play Nintendo WiiU, and let's have a Netflix-binge.....but if the power goes out...let the Post-Apocalyptic Hysteria ensue!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!! ......Enjoy your weekend, dogsie! Fingers crossed!
- East Side Dave
Quick frankly, radio superstars "East Side" Dave McDonald and Ron Bennigton reuniting on The Anthony Cumis Show was a SPECTACULAR event! Hysterical stories! Crazy comedy riffing! Behind-the-scenes stories! It was a truly dominant show! Big thanks from me for Ronnie B and Anthony's great hospitality and all-round, off-the-charts funness! You MUST check out the show on AnthonyCumia.com/WithRonBenningtonAndEastSideDave! Enjoy to poop out of it!
I went to Party City and picked up the pinata. Now, all I need for you is to acquire 3,00 tiny bottles of Jameson and Absolut. This way, if Hurricane Joaquin hits our area, we'll plenty sotcked in fun, giggles, and booze. So let's get to work, Dave Pound! See on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 FM with "East Side" Dave & Gotts at 6 AM (EST)! Stay safe this weekend, nut-faces!!!
- East Side Dave
In what promises to be a historic radio event that will most likely do what Y2K promised to do...and that's shut down the Planet Earth..."East Side" Dave McDonald and Ron Bennington will be getting together on The Anthony Cumia Show today, Thursday, October First, at 4 PM (EST). You will want to go to AnthonyCumia.com for the show. Where were you when the Beatles first arrived in America? Where were you when we landed on the Moon? Where were you when the under-dog U.S.A. defeated Russia at hockey in the 1980 Winter Olympics? And now...where were YOU when "East Side" Dave, Ronnie B., and Anthony got together for a two-hour spectacular? Let's make history, dogsie.
Today, I, "East Side" Dave McDonald, pledge to take over the Planet Earth via the medium known as Radio. As I prepare to dominate, I'd to take a little time to thank you, the Dave Pound, for dominating with me. Together, the World is ours. United, we crush as One. First up, Carl & Dave on WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM (EST). In the mid-day, I'd like you to check out a fresh, new episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program. NOW up in the DMSP Player section on this site. Then at 4 PM (EST), I rock The Anthony Cumia Show with Ron Bennington. Let's annihilate, Dave Pound. Together.
- East Side Dave
Oh, hell yes! A sparkling, new episode of the award-winning Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW up in the DMSP Player section on this site! The guys talk about Dave's upcoming October First appearance with Ron Bennington on The Anthony Cumia Show, the NFL, Twitter madness, Internet feuds, the Gimp is back, MLB playoffs, and MORE awesomeness on this amazing episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program! Listen to the show now in the DMSP Player section on this site! And subscribe on iTunes! Boom!
Twitter and Facebook have a simultaneous, dark conspiracy to not verify my accounts, though I co-host my own morning show on one of the biggest rock stations in America (WRAT, 95.9 FM), have worked on national radio, 92.3 K-Rock, and appeared on national TV (on Spike and TLC). Their shadowy agenda clearly indicates that they are scared of the Dave Man. So I have taken matters into my own hands. This picture indicates the power of "East Side" Dave...Galactic Media Superstar. Peace.
- Dave
But you're NOT gonna die! After all, this is just a website. In fact, I'm sure you did know where you were before I even asked that question in the title. How would you have even gotten here if you didn't know where you are? Check out Carl & Dave on WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM (EST). This has been the DayQuil and East Side Dave talking! Later!
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I've broken out the Giants sweatshirt for the first time all year...which means BAD NEWS for Giants opponents. As the world knows, this sweatshirt was primarily worn during the seasons when the G-Men won Super Bowls 42 and 46 respectively. Then, so as to not wear out the magical, good luck that comes with this piece of clothing, I put it on the shelf for a year or two. Well...it's back, baby. NFL, you are warned. Big Blue is headed for victory in Super Bowl 50. Check out Carl & Dave, weekdays on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM (EST)!
- East Side Dave
Once upon a time, in an area of New Jersey near you, lived a man named David Scissorhands. Some people called him a freak. In fact, most people called him a freak. "Freaky, freak-freak!" is what they would exclaim. But David had one talent...cutting hedges into different objects with his scissors. Unfortunately, the shapes were not aesthetically pleasing. For David was a left-handed freak, and only had access to regular, righty scissors. Thus, most of David's "creations" would simply be named "Blob #1" and "Eyesore". This has been the pointless tale of..........David Scissorhands.