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Good Morning, Good Morning!

It's your friend David here from 95.9 The RAT, saying "Hello, Earth.  Let's rock it today.  I see no reason why we can't rock the f#*% out of this morning."  And in case you're wondering what the f-word was that I just censored.....it was "fart".  EastSideDaveCountry.com prohibits farts.  Anyway, if you wanna listen online and live in the NJ/NY/PA area, check out WRAT.com!  Have a good one, world!

- "East Side" Dave 

True Detective = True What-What!

Don't worry......I won't give any spoilers here if you aren't caught up on HBO's brilliant series, "True Detective".  I will tell you, however, that EVERYONE dies.  OK.  Now that we're past that little spoiler, let's talk turkey.  I'm loving this season.  The acting, once again, has been insanely supreme.  It's probably the best performances of every actor's career.  This Sunday is the hour-and-a-half finale, and the Dave Man will be watching through a sinister cloud of smoke with an animal mask on......have a nice day!

- "East Side" Dave

Mayor Vaughn Likes His Billboards.

Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks, and that’s all. Now, why don’t you take a long, close look at this sign. Those proportions are correct.

- "East Side" Dave Hooper in the classic film, Jaws.  95.9 The RAT.

Check Out: East Side Dave's Written Tribute To "Rowdy" Roddy Piper On WRAT.com!

I'm still not over this loss of my favorite wrestler ever- "Rowdy" Roddy Piper.....and I shan't be for quite some time.  If you see me wearing ear buds and openly sobbing as I walk around aimlessly in New Jersey, then you know that I'm listening to the Hot Rod's entrance music for the 125th time this week.  Now, head over to my Tribute To Piper On WRAT.com and cue the bagpipes, dogsie!!

- "East Side" Dave

RIP, Rowdy Roddy Piper...

...Damn, homie.  First, we lose Dusty Rhodes.  And then, my personal favorite of all time, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper departs this Earth?!  Come on, God!  Enough already!  The Dave Man insists "enough!"

Anyway, in Roddy Piper, no wrestler was better on the mic, no wrestler was more fascinating in and out of the ring to watch, no wrestler was as entertaining as the "Hot Rod".  From the kilt, to the bagpipes, to Piper's Pit, to his legendary feuds with Hulk Hogan, and more, Roddy was simply the greatest.  If Hogan became the ultimate good guy of wrestling, the Luke Skywalker of the then-WWF, then Piper was clearly its Darth Vader.  He was utterly superb.  God speed, Roddy!  Somewhere in Heaven, I'm sure you're shaving Adrian Adonis' head as we speak!  Peace!

- "East Side" Dave

Thank Greedo It's Friday!

Oh, heck yes baby!  This morning, check out Carl & Dave (and Gotts) on 95.9 The RAT (6 AM EST)!  This afternoon, enjoy a nice lunch for yourself!  This evening, have a refreshing space-cocktail at the Cantina Bar!  And this weekend, blast yourself into hyperspace as the Dave Man intends on doing!  Peace!

- "East Side" Dave

Today Is National Friendship Day.

I love Friendship Day.  It's a day where we celebrate friendship.  And so, I'd like to give a special Internet hug to my galactic buddy, Boba Fett......or as I call him.....BESTIE Fett.  Hahahahah!!

...Just kidding.  I don't really call him that.  In fact, we barely know each other.  I mean, we've spoken a few times on Facebook...you know...little messages here and there...."Hey, Boba!  Hunt for any good bounty lately?"  That kind of thing.  But I'd like to hang more.  Just sayin'.  Anyway, text me later, Boba!  Peace!

- East Side Dave

Sleep? SLEEP, You Say! HA, I Say!

Yesterday was RatFest 2015 (presented by WRAT, 95.9 FM), starring the Smashing Pumpkins and Marilyn Manson...and it rocked the teeth out of a shark, daddy.  In fact, your radio superhero, Sir "East Side" Dave McDonald (or to those in the comic book world: The Dave Man), received ZERO sleep.  That's correct.  But fear not.  For superheroes ALWAYS answer the call.  We head to 7-11 at 4:35 in the morning and get the largest vat of Coca-Cola Slurpee that can probably satisfy a Hutt, and we drink that baby down in fifteen seconds.  Then, we hit an industrial bag of Sour Patch Kids and- BOOM - we're ready to rock.  See you today on 95.9 The RAT with Carl & Dave

- The Dave Man

A Lightsaber...Truly An Elegant Weapon?

"...An elegant weapon...for a more civilized age."  

- Obi-Wan Kenobi, referring to a Jedi's lightsaber.  But the Dave Man asks the question, what about poor Ponda Baba, the butt-chinned creature at the Cantina Bar who got his arm chopped off?  And remember the nice, furry Wampa in Episode V who was dismembered by Luke after hanging Skywalker in his snow-cave?  I'm guessing these guys didn't think the lightsaber was very "civilized."  This has been an "East Side" Dave - Star Wars Editorial.  See you today (and every weekday) at 6 AM for Carl & Dave (and Gotts) on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 The RAT.  Good day.

- Master Davey-Wan Kenob

This Week's Davey Mac Sports Program Is NOW Available!

Yessir!  Your "East Side" Dave is back from California and thus, a brand, new episode of the sensational Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW up on this site in the DMSP Player section!!  The guys discuss the Tom Brady/DeflateGate scandal, Hulk Hogan, Davey Mac's California Adventure, Murder, Mayhem &  Mischief on this week's excellent episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program!  Listen now on this site in the DMSP Player section!!  And subscribe on iTunes!  Peace!

- Dave

We Are All Suspects.

And yet, we are all the pursuers of Truth.  We may not know which direction to look in......but that is merely because there are no directions.  Limits have been destroyed.  As an aside, I probably should not mix DayQuil and NyQuil before writing these things.  Good day.

- Dave

See You In A Week, Dogsie-Pals!

The Dave Man is outta here!  Today begins Davey Mac's California Adventure where we are headed to Los Angeles for the Disneyland 60th Anniversary, an expedition to Universal Studios, a visit to my birthplace of Newport Beach, and more!  It also means that I intend on riding Star Tours (the official Star Wars ride) so many times that I expect to gain enough Force-lightning in my fingers to electrocute a whale.  Not that I would.  I like whales.  If you haven't already, check out new episodes of the Davey Mac Sports Program in the DMSP Player section and The Watchers in The Watchers section on this site respectively!  Programming Alert: The Davey Mac Sports Program returns on July 29th; The Watchers' next show is in August!  And Dave is back on the Morning Rat Race with Carl & Dave (and Gotts) on July 27th on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 The RAT at 6 AM (EST)!  Later, homies!

- East Side Dave

New Episodes Of The Davey Mac Sports Program AND The Watchers Are NOW Up!

Oh, heck yeah!  This week's amazing, triumphant episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW available in the DMSP Player section on this site!  Keep in mind, we are off next week (Davey Mac's California Adventure takes place the week of Wednesday the 22nd), so this'll be the last episode until Wednesday the 29th!  And it's an EPIC episode!  All Star Game!  Madness!  Drugs!  Snowballs!  And MORE!  Check out the Davey Mac Sports Program...NOW up in the DMSP Player section on this site!  And subscribe on iTunes!

And when you're done with that, enjoy our awesome, monthly, movie show...The Watchers!  NOW ready to be consumed by YOU in The Watchers section on this site!  The guys discuss Star Wars, Comic-Con, Batman, lunacy, problems, popcorn and MORE!  Listen to the craziness NOW in The Watchers section on this site!  And subscribe on iTunes!  It's........The Watchers! 

Davey Mac = True American.

I can tell you one thing about "East Side" Dave McDonald, ladies and gentlemen, I have met David, and I can honestly say that after JFK, FDR, and other initialed Presidents, Davey Mac is one of the finest Americans who has ever lived.  And, yes, this is Dave himself writing this very silly and nonsensical article.  Peace.

- "East Side" Dave

East Side Dave = The Joker?

With more and more details emerging from Comic Con about the Suicide Squad movie, we have gotten our hands on a possible picture of The Joker.  And he looks crazier than a jail-house rat.  Look at those frightening eye-balls...they scream insanity louder than a drunken hockey fan cheering on his team.  And that smile...why that thing is creepier than a Rom-Com viewing with Bill Cosby as your date.  Thumbs up, new Joker!  We approve!

 

The Davey Mac California Adventure Is Three Days Away!

Yeah, I'm rocking all week with our radio show, Carl & Dave (and Gotts) on New Jersey's famous  WRAT, 95.9 The RAT at 6 AM (EST)!  And then on Friday at noon, we take to the air and fly straight to L.A.!  If you're at Disneyland, meet up with me on the Star Tours line, as I expect to go on that ride at least forty-thrice times (I don't know if you know...but I'm a big Star Wars fan).  And when I'm at Universal Studios, look for me at anything Jurassic Park or Harry Potter-related.  After that, see me at various L.A. dive bars.  Peace!

- "East Side" Dave 

Darth Vader: Photo-Bomb Lord.

You're just standing there in Cloud City.  You're trying to get a nice selfie before they attempt to freeze you in Carbonite.  And who pops up in the background of your pic?  Darth Bleeping Vader.  We get it, Lord Vader.  You're a Sith and ruler of the galaxy and blah-blah-blah........you RUINED my shot, jerk.  I'd say "May the Force be with you".....but I just wouldn't mean it, Vader.  Truth.

- Master Davey-Wan