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The Morning Rat Race's "East Side" Dave (aka ME) will be hanging with The RAT at Hooks bar on Saturday in Seaside Heights between 2 and 4 PM for some jolly pre-gaming for the Gentlemen Of The Road rock festival (featuring the Flaming Lips and Mumford & Sons). Join us, daddy!! Let's annihilate this weekend!!
- East Side Dave
It's a short-handed and yet somehow DOMINANT episode of this week's Davey Mac Sports Program!! The NBA Finals! Questionable drugs! The Triple Crown! Beer! And more awesomeness on this episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program! Just visit the DMSP Player section (click that orange link, baby) for this insane show!
- East Side Dave
I won't ever let anything bad happen to you. It's true...because of this damned lightsaber that I wield more skillfully than any Jedi that has ever lived. And, yes, that includes the green Jedi in Revenge Of The Sith with the odd, slug tails coming out of the back of his head. I mean, Emperor Palpatine split that guy in two in, like, .7 seconds. What was Green-Head even there for? Anyway, Master David will look out for you, Jack. Trust me. Have a good one.
- East Side Dave
This is the most wonderful combination of Star Wars, Game Of Thrones, and Radio Superstardom the galaxy has ever seen. In this glorious piece of art is an Imperial AT-AT Walker, a G.O.T. Whitewalker, and the one and only "East Side" Dave McDonald. Click the pic to make larger, save it, and then use it as your phone's wallpaper. Or better yet, print out ten thousand copies of this transcendent painting, and cover your house with it. That's what I've done......which is why the psychiatric evaluators are back. Anyway, enjoy!
- East Side Dave
You will never find me, dogsie. This will be the hardest game of Hide 'N' Seek in your entire life. You thought that one time in the summer of '84 when you couldn't find your cousin for two hours (he was under the porch) was difficult? That was NOTHING compared to the Dave Man's hiding ability. So do your best, Friend-O-Mine, to find Dave at WRAT, 95.9 The Rat. Game on!
PS - The "prize" you'll receive is love, baby. LOVE.
- East Side Dave
I'm not here to tell you what to do, ladies and gentlefolk. That's not what the Dave Man is about. After all, it IS America, isn't it? But, by God, stop with all the other radio nonsense and tune in to Carl & Dave on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 The Rat. Weekdays at SIX AM (EST). We rock. We chuckle. We dominate. Pure and simple, ladies and gentlepeople. Peace.
- East Side Dave
After re-watching the Game Of Thrones episode from last night, one burning question remains: Why didn't the zombies chase the humans into the water? What, are they afraid of drowning? The last time I checked, they're already dead, for Pete's sake!! Oh, who cares...the show still rules.
- East Side Dave
I received my rest. I got pumped up by Game Of Thrones last night. I injected two bags of Sour Patch Kids directly into my bloodstream. I ate a small, dead animal I saw on the side of the road. I beat myself with a packet of mustard I found in the kitchen. I did it all. So, let's rock. Listen to Carl & Dave on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 The Rat!! Good day to you and yours and any zombie friends you may have!!
- East Side Dave
That's all that we need to say in this article. No threats. No pat on the back. No thumb tacks on the pee-pee hole. None of that. You might know who we are.....but we KNOW who you are. Have a grand Sunday.
- East Side Dave
Today is perfect Wiffle Ball weather; which means the official 2015 Summer Wiffle Ball Season commemorates. Sports Illustrated has featured your truly, Davey Mac, as its featured cover player...projecting that the Dave Man will (drunkenly) hit well over .400 and will shatter all home run records. God Bless America. God Bless Wiffle Ball.
- East Side Dave
Run Like Hell, David!
David Is Now A Snack.
I love Saturday's. Here's what I have planned:
* Breakfast
* Cocktail
* Bowling
* Smoke Zone
* Wiffle Ball
* Barbecue
* Swimming
* Cocktails
* Blackhawks/Ducks, Game 7 of NHL Western Conference Finals
* "Special" Kind Of Brownies
* Jurassic Park viewing
* Pass out with a smile on my face.
Have a DOMINANT Saturday, my paleontologist pals!!
- East Side Dave
You, me, the dogs, circus clowns, dragons, goblins, vampires, Ewoks......we're ALL ready to kick up our feet, paws, clown shoes, hooves, and tootsies respectively and crush the weekend. Heck to the yes, we are. It's go time, daddy, and all the lights are GREEN. Hit it.
- East Side Dave
LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers Vs. Stephen Curry and the Golden State Warriors. I am psyched. I might be so psyched that I come out of my wrestling retirement and give a Stone Cold Stunner to Curry, this year's NBA MVP, right there on the court. What-What, Steph!! East Side 3:16 says, "I just whooped your ass!"
- East Side Dave
If you're in the New Jersey, New York, or Pennsylvania areas, you need to be listening Jersey's legendary rock station, WRAT, 95.9, The RAT! Hear Carl & Dave LIVE online at WRAT.com!! Every weekday at 6 AM (EST)!! Yeah, friendy!! That's Carl Craft and "East Side" Dave McDonald.......DOMINATING the Holy Pee-Pee out of morning radio!! Enjoy! Now, with all this "pee-pee" talk, I have go to tinkles. See ya!
- East Side Dave
From Left To Right- British Joel, Davey Mac, Pepper: Three Naughty People
Oh, goodness yes! You heard right! This week's fantastic episode of the award-winning* Davey Mac Sports Program is NOW up on this site in the DMSP Player section (click that orange link, daddy). It's an insane episode full of LeBron James and the NBA Finals, Piss in studio, maggots, MLB news, Helpful Dave (in photo), Hockey Talk, British Joel (kid with yellow shirt in pic), beer, pot, Sour Patch Kids, corrupt people, and weird stuff! Listen to the show NOW in the DMSP Player section! Later! - DAVE
* BEST in SHOW - iTunes Editorial Team
Here we come. Carl & Dave (and Gotts) - ready to crush your morning and day and even evening on WRAT, 95.9 FM. You want some of this?! I know you do, baby!! If you live in the NJ/NY/PA area, listen for free online at WRAT.com!! Bring the noise!! Bring the pee-pee!! Let's rock!!
- East Side Dave
That seemed like a particularly long weekend. I can't believe that it's Tuesday. I think I'm sick. What does it mean when you bleed from your eye-ball and nose at the same time? Also, should I be concerned that every time I blink I feel like someone is dropping an old-timey anchor on the back of my head? And should I see a doctor if my pee color is purple and spotted? Maybe I need one of those Darth Vader masks with which to breathe better and seclude myself from the outside world. Anyway, let's crush this week!
- East Side Dave
Thank you to the men and women who have served and fought for our country; and to those who lost their lives during American combat. Today goes out to you. Let's have a good one. Peace!
- East Side Dave
Hahahahaha!!! Get it?! Like Jaws?!?! SWIM?! Hahahaha!!!
Oh, farewell, and adieu unto you Spanish ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain,
For it's we've received orders for to sail for old England,
But we hope very soon we shall see you again.
Hahaha!! Have a great day, Hooper!!
- East Side Quint
Be on the look-out for a giant, red-haired shark...cris-crossing parts of Route 35 and 71 this weekend in Monmouth County, New Jersey! He'll be identifiable by the eye-patch and talking-to-himself demeanor!! Three-thousand dollar reward on East Side Jaws!!
PS - Happy Seventh Birthday to East Side Jaws' SPECTACULAR daughter...Jules Jaws!!!