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Be GONE, Dr. J. Evans Pritchard!!

    "East Side" Dave Keating - Clearly doesn't like Dr. J. Evans Pritchard.

I don't know who this Dr. J. Evans Pritchard thinks he is, but if he feels that he can come into MY classroom and try to push his crappy poetry-rating formulas on my brilliant English-teaching ass, he's got another thing coming!!  Now, I don't just want you boys to rip out Dr. J. Evans Pritchard's introduction, I want you to find this son of a bitch and take him down!!  Baseball bats can be utilized if necessary!!  Carpe Bleeping Diem, boys!!!

- Dead Poets Society Dave

Sports Illustrated Caves To America!

If you read my article two posts ago, you'd know that Sports Illustrated is in hot water for their new scandalous swimsuit issue cover.  Apparently, S.I. has listened to America and decided to censor it.  Here's the exclusive, first look at the NEW picture!

- Davey Mac

Sports Illustrated Offends America!

Derek Jeter's girlfriend, Hannah Davis (who I still call the DIRECTV Genie Girl), is on the cover of the annual Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue and S.I. is getting tons of heat from American citizens complaining that the picture is way too provocative.  Well, duh!  Remember, folks, S.I. now has to compete with Internet Porn!!  That is all.

- Davey Mac

Davey Mac: X-Wing Pilot And Outer Space Warrior

Not that I like to brag, but if Luke Skywalker can accurately bomb womp rats (which are not much bigger than two meters long) from a great distance, then the Rebellion pilot Davey Mac, aka Red Nine, can smash the poop out of womp mice (which are not much bigger than one meter long).  Face, Luke.

- Yours Truly,

East Side Star Wars Davey Mac; also known as Red Nine

Davey Mac Sports Program TV - Don't Think Twice, It's All Right

The Davey Mac Sports Program just wants you to chillax, baby. There's so much going on in the world- the Muppets reportedly are on fire, snakes have just grown arms and legs, and dinosaurs are currently eating Wrigley Field. So just relax with this Bob Dylan classic. From the February 4th, 2015 Davey Mac Sports Program!  Subscribe on iTunes and/or listen here on this site with the DMSP Player!

No. Singer/songwriter Ed Sheeran And Davey Mac Are Not The Same Person.

For one thing, I strongly doubt that Ed has ever been kicked out of Yankee Stadium for vomiting on the Orioles fans in front of him in section 312.  I maintain that I had the flu.  Security begged to differ.  Nor does Ed look like the type of guy who bombarded a pizza delivery boy with water balloons while on mushrooms (as the Dave Man allegedly did......again, I maintain I had the flu).  Lastly, with all due respect, Davey Mac ROCKS......and Ed does not it. 

Thus, listen to REAL rock 'n' roll with Carl & Dave (and Gotts) at 6 AM (EST) on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 The Rat via the WRAT.com/player OR WRAT.com OR the free WRAT app!!  Have a great day!!!!

Thanks To Kyle From Old Glory Tattoo For My Cosmically Awesome Star Wars Tat!

If you want a phenomenal tattoo with friendly artists and a great atmosphere, you must go to Old Glory Tattoo in Asbury Park, New Jersey!!  My desire was to get a Star Wars tattoo with all kinds of stuff in it!  Kyle Simmons came up with the Rebel logo, mixed in with the Millennium Falcon, TIE Fighters, asteroids, an X Wing, and more!!  Amazing!!  Thanks, Kyle & Old Glory!!  Click pics for larger size!!

- Davey Mac

It's Like Hollywood Has Tapped Into My Brain And Is Creating My Fantasies.

I feel like Hollywood and all things Entertainment have been reading my mind lately.  Or maybe that's my invisible friend, Dr. Psychosis, talking (again).  Obviously, if you visit this site often or follow me on my Social Media (tabs on the upper right), you know that my Star Wars obsession has reached an ALL-TIME fever pitch with this year's release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens.  I have been eating and dreaming of Jedi's and lightsabers and even Ewoks for weeks, if not months now.  But beyond Star Wars, Showtime is bringing back one of my absolutely favorite shows, Twin Peaks, in 2016.  Bam!!  And THEN there is word that another one of my most loved shows, The X-Files, will return with the O.G.'s- stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson, and creator Chris Carter.  And we're also getting an Indiana Jones re-boot (probably starring Chris Pratt).  This is bleeping amazing!  And NOW we have word that the great Mel Brooks is very interested in making Spaceballs 2!!  I'm pretty sure that Hollywood has inserted a microchip into my brain and has decided to make a slew of works for the Dave Man and everyone who grew up in the '80's and '90's.  Now, if only they can bring back another Back To The Future, Gremlins, Gatorade Gum, the board game Fireball Island, and my dead dog Maisie............THEN we'd be all set!!

- Davey Mac

Just Watched 'Birdman' AND 'A Most Violent Year'............SPECTACULAR!

Two separate movies.  Two sensational films.

Birdman was more fun than screwing a duck in the winter.  It was trippy, inside Hollywood/Broadway interesting, and overall as entertaining as a bag full unicorns.  It also had some of the BEST acting performances of the year.  Michael Keaton NEEDS to win the Oscar for Best Actor.  This isn't simply rewarding a guy who made the studios tons of money in the '80's and '90's.......he was brilliant.......and Edward Norton killed it, too.

A Most Violent Year has put this Oscar Isaac mother f'er as the best new actor of his generation.  Bam.  Screw you, Ryan Reynolds.  Isaac was better than the '85 Bears defense, home-slices.  Albert Brooks was fantastic, too, by the way. 

See both of these flicks NOW!

Signed- Schizophrenic and pantsless film expert, Davey Mac

 

Happy Birthday, Axl Rose!!

                                           Daves 'N' Roses

There's all this talk of Brian Williams making up news stories, ISIS Vs. Jordan, Super Bowl XLIX......but people are forgetting the most important story of the day- it's W. Axl Rose's birthday!!  This is a man who simultaneously pulled off the fashion-forward look of wearing a Charles Manson T-shirt with a kilt!!  Welcome to the jungle, baby!!!  Happy B-Day, Axl!!

I Say We Have The Most Fun Weekend Ever!

                  Dave: Likes when D-Day plays his Adam's Apple.

I don't know how we'll do it.  Some say there will be more snow and bad weather in the greater New Jersey area.  But it wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.  And it ain't over 'till we stop having a good time!  So enjoy your weekend, Dave Pound!!  Enjoy the Flounder out of it!!

- "East Side" Dave

TGIF, DavePound!! Freeeeeeeeeeedom!!!

Thank God It's Friday, dogsies!!  Because the Dave Man's ass is ready to do some fun-loving battle this evening, my friends!!  Swords!!  Fire!!  Kilts!!  Scottish people!!  Arrows!!  Kilts!!!

........Did I say kilts already?  ...Maybe I just want to wear dresses.

And remember to listen to Carl & Dave (and Gotts) at 6 AM (EST) on Jersey's superb WRAT, 95.9 The Rat via the WRAT.com/player OR WRAT.com OR the free WRAT app!!  Freeeeeeeedom!!!!!!

Davey Mac Sports Program TV - Let It Be, Seahawks

Dave and homies dedicate this song as a sort of musical solace for the city of Seattle and the Seahawks due to their mind-numbingly hideous decision to NOT hand the ball off to Marshawn Lynch in Super Bowl XLIX.  From the February 4th, 2015 Davey Mac Sports Program!  Subscribe on iTunes and/or listen here on this site with the DMSP Player!

The Watchers Oscar Special Is NOW Available On This Site, Movie-Fans!

That title is as accurate as it is awesome, home-slices!!  America's favorite online radio broadcast about movies, The Watchers, is NOW up right here on ESDC!!  And it's our damned Oscar Special!!  Join Davey Mac, Pepper, Roy, and Sean O. as they discuss the films and actors and BS snubs that have either been nominated or screwed over!!  It's an argumentative, if not downright murderous episode of the show!  Just visit The Watchers section of this site!!  Enjoy!!

What Are Our Intentions This Morning? To CRUSH The Radio Airwaves!

                  Davey Mac: Very much photo-shopped in this pic.

You got it right, Jack.  Carl & Dave are gonna destroy the loving pee-pee out of radio on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 FM The Rat!!  Listen to the show via the WRAT.com/player OR WRAT.com OR the free WRAT app!!  Get ready to get an arm-bar pulled on you, Radio!!  You're going down!!

- Davey Mac

This Week's Davey Mac Super Bowl Spectacular Review Is Now Up On This Site!

It's a Davey Mac Sports Program round-up of the insane Super Bowl XLIX!!  Visit the DMSP Player section!!  Click on that orange DMSP Player link for the phenomenal audio!! 

We discuss the crazy Super Bowl, Bob Dylan, insane people, LSD, mushrooms, dancing sharks, and MORE on this episode of the Davey Mac Sports Program!!  Visit the DMSP Player on this site for the show!!  Peace!!

This is why I prefer baths........

.....They just seem to be a tad safer than showers.  What with the possibility of slipping and hitting your head and whatnot........and, of course, being rudely intruded on by a stranger who is sickly obsessed with his mother while he barges into your motel room and stabs you is a pain in the behind as well.  I just prefer to avoid that nonsense altogether. 

- Davey Mac: Hygiene Expert

The Morning Rat Race Is Hear To Color Your Day!

Get it?  Because the the photograph in this post is all colorful-like!!  Hahahahaha!!  Oh by the way, I may or may not be on mushrooms as I write this!!  I didn't take it voluntarily.  I found them on the ground and thought they were Saltines.  What can I say...I was hungry.  By the way, do Saltines make you think that you're hands have grown to the size of Buicks and that the person sitting across from you is gradually turning into a Goblin?  Anyway, listen to the Morning Rat Race today at 6 AM (EST) with the Dave Man and Gotts (Carl has the day off) on Jersey's one-and-only, WRAT 95.9 The Rat!!  Listen online with the WRAT.com/player OR WRAT.com OR the free WRAT app!!  Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna try and catch these little Ewoks that have suddenly appeared and are running around in the studio.  Ewoks are unprofessional broadcasters.  Peace!!!

- Davey Mac

 

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