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Hopefully you aren't visited on Christmas by two trespassing fugitives who are as dumb as a box of dildos. And if you DO run into a couple of dicky convicts, make sure you have lots of paint cans tied to the top of the stairs that you can swing at their dim, convict heads. Have a wonderful Holiday Season!!!!
- East Side Dave
David and homies talk about sports sometimes and other odd things. From the December 10th, 2014 Davey Mac Sports Program! Subscribe on iTunes and listen here on this site with the DMSP Player!
It's true. No, I don't give to charity. I sure as shit ain't no anthropologist. But what I possess is an innate sense of gentlemanly behavior combined with supreme sportsmanship.......except that one time I lost to my cousin Donnie in ping pong on Thanksgiving and ended up drunkenly beating him to death and hiding his body in the garage. Have a swell day and evening!
This winter, RUN - don't walk - to your local cinema and see the new, hit, Indie film - Kids and a Creep, starring "East Side" Dave McDonald as the mentor of morally questionable teenagers as Dave teaches them how to be unquestionably evil. In theaters never!
I know it's fun to pile on ol' Scott Stapp, former lead singer of the Pearl Jam ripoff band Creed. As an Eddie Vedder fan myself, I have particular disdain for someone who so obviously stole the vocal style that Eddie brings to the table. All of that aside, Scott Stapp has recently gone batshit crazy.
Or that's what THEY would have you believe. Addressing Mr. Stapp's claim that he is a CIA operative and assassin, I say to Scott: "Thank you for your service to this country. I don't know what kind of secret missions you've engaged in, but I feel safer knowing that Scott Stapp is out there, blowing up Russian submarines, shooting down entire squadrons of terrorists, and generally defending our freedoms. Appreciated, Scott." - Davey Mac
Nothing to see here except a radio studio bursting into flames.
Let's get our minds right. Let's nibble on a candy cane. Let's capture some elves. Let's drunkenly ride reindeer. Let's just make it happen, dawg. And to help you get your morning and week started properly, check out Carl Craft & "East Side" Dave McDonald on WRAT 95.9 FM, weekdays at 6 AM (EST)!! Listen online at WRAT.com or the free WRAT App!! Now, let's find Santa and tickle him until he pukes!! Peace!!
Have you checked out Wes Anderson's Grand Budapest Hotel? Let me yell you something, silly-face, it ROCKS. All the performances are great. The cinematography is Kubrick-esque. And, quite frankly, it makes me tingle with joy. Or maybe that's the pee-pee building up because I haven't gone to the bathroom in 28 hours since I'm on a stoned bender. Have a wonderful day!
The Dave Man retells his touching and untruthful tale from his attempt to go to the 1968 Draft Board and enter the Vietnam War.....which is in no way similar to Bruce Springsteen's story in the same song from the LIive 1975 - 1985 album. Subscribe on iTunes and listen here on this site with the DMSP Player!
It's simply fantastic that the weekend is here. I love it, quite frankly. There is nothing better than waking up late on a Saturday, capturing your blind neighbor's pet rabbit, and cooking him for brunch. Then, what I like to do is go back to your blind neighbor's house around supper-time and steal his pet parrot to make into a nice gelatin dessert dish. Have a great day!!
Davey Mac - He's batshit nuts.
That's right. The phenomenal Davey Mac Sports Program absolutely destroys the human fluids out of radio this week! What do we talk about? Cam Newton, the NFL, drugs, music, insanity, getting high, and MORE! Listen to the show right HERE in the DMSP Player section!!
And when you've completed that audio brilliance that is the #DMSP, then check out our dominant, monthly, movie show - The Watchers! We discuss the new Star Wars trailer, Boyhood, end of the year films, and MORE! Hear the awesomeness here on this site in The Watchers section!!
Have a wonderful day, you silly billies!!!
You may know this but the Dave Man just got finished quarantining Ebola-infected Americans by throwing them into the Sarlacc Pit until they recovered their health. Unfortunately, however, the ones that became healthy again ultimately were eaten alive by said Sarlacc Pit and are now digesting in its belly for a tortuous 1,000 years. Anyway, "YAY" for me! Now be careful out there or I'll send Boba Fett to quarantine your ass in that damned Sarlacc Pitt!!
Check out Carl Craft & "Ebola Side" Dave McDonald (and sometimes Gotts) weekdays at 6 AM (EST) on WRAT 95.9 FM!! Hear the show on WRAT.com or the free WRAT App!!
Your friend, "East Side" Dave McDonald has gotten into the very insane habit of hitting the Smoke Zone and re-watching the entire LOST series on Blue Ray. Let the mental instability begin! David is already carving the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42 into his arm for some reason. Also, David is pushing buttons every 108 minutes. Things are going to get weird. Have a fine day and evening!
Dave Of Thrones
I want you to have a healthy, dragon-free Holiday Season. For your own safety, avoid communicating with anyone with the last name Stark, as those folks tend to have problems. And if you can, get a dumb giant to bring you places because your crazy-assed legs don't work. Have a nice day!
Darth Mac and East Side Yoda
Yeah. Maybe I do lean a little to the Dark Side of the Force from time to time.......I try not to.....I mean.....it's not liking I'm chopping off the heads of Younglings or anything......I don't know....anyway, check out Carl Craft & "Dark Side" Dave McDonald weekdays at 6 AM (EST) on WRAT 95.9 FM!! Hear the show on WRAT.com or the free WRAT App!! May the Force be with you, homies!!
I love all of you who visit the world's greatest website, EastSideDaveCountry.com and support my various radio, video, and writing adventures. As a result, convinced by my secretary and her mute kid, I'm buying you all VCR's this year. You're welcome. - Davey Mac
Don Mattingly's drunken ex-wife, Kim Mattingly. stops by to discuss Donnie having a baby with a new wife! From the December 2nd, 2014 Davey Mac Sports Program! Subscribe on iTunes and listen here on this site with the DMSP Player! And don't forget to listen to Carl Craft & "East Side" Dave McDonald weekdays at 6 AM (EST) on WRAT 95.9 FM - hear the show on WRAT.com or the free WRAT App!!
Jolly 'ol Davey Mac and his band of invisible, miniature-Christmas Goblins are here and ready to dominate the radio for your total, audio pleasure! So enjoy the ever-festive Carl & Dave on WRAT 95.9 FM (weekdays at 6 AM (EST)!! Listen online at WRAT.com or the free WRAT App!! Ah, yes!! It's the Holiday Season!! That magical time of year where we sleep somewhere strange and wake up with mittens on our feet!! God Bless Us All!
Sunday afternoons are for positivity...despite the fact that I'm nervous about my football picks for this week and, quite frankly, fear deeply that I'm gonna go down in flames harder than the damned Hindenburg, which will lead to massive depression throughout the Monmouth County, New Jersey area, resulting in myself crying all over my pancakes in whatever local IHOP I happen to strangely be in today........you know what.....screw football..........I'm watching Apocalypse Now. Peace!! - Davey Mac
Did you ever see the movie Moon? It rocks the piss out of a duck. I strongly encourage you to check out this film tonight. Otherwise, I'm not inviting you to my birthday party. And THAT'S an insane promise from a clearly off-the-rails Davey Mac! Good day!